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Starbucks is now making a new beverage they call the Oleato. It has olive oil in it. Apparently it's making people poo poo themselves and it also adds like 100 calories a drink. I fail to see the appeal. I mean, unless you're really constipated I guess.
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Apr 9, 2023 17:15
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i just drink a few ounces of mineral oil in the morning to get the ol' pipes movin.
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Apr 9, 2023 17:18
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Dixville posted:Starbucks is now making a new beverage they call the Oleato. It has olive oil in it. Apparently it's making people poo poo themselves and it also adds like 100 calories a drink. I fail to see the appeal. I mean, unless you're really constipated I guess. I'm guessing it's probably because these people are consuming like 3+ Starbucks drinks in a single day, or they're just using bottom of the barrel olive oil that's cut with engine lubricant.
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Apr 9, 2023 17:26
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Why would I want to drink olive oil
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Apr 9, 2023 17:27
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Smugworth posted:Why would I want to drink olive oil Spoken like someone that doesn't routinely dip their bread into a seasoned plate full of it.
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Apr 9, 2023 17:29
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always looking for new and exciting ways to 'accidentally' poo poo myself in public, thanks for the tip op.
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Apr 9, 2023 17:31
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OHHH GOD IS THAT WHY I CANT STOP making GBS threads THIS MOFNI G FHCHMKMMMM
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Apr 9, 2023 17:32
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Is this like the potato chips in the late ‘90s that gave everyone oily shits? I mean, even the name Olestra is close enough to Oleato.
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Apr 9, 2023 17:37
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You Are A Elf posted:Is this like the potato chips in the late ‘90s that gave everyone oily shits? Its even worse because this adds calories instead of being healthier
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Apr 9, 2023 17:39
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All the fools itt that aren't dipping their gabbagool in olive oil whilst sipping an expresso smdh
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Apr 9, 2023 18:42
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it's paleo caveman stuff OP, you wouldn't understand *squirts more oil into coffee*
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Apr 9, 2023 18:43
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Don't even talk to me until I had my apple cider vinegar-olive oil-coffee enema 
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Apr 9, 2023 18:45
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I feel like olive oil is so, like, viscous that it just coats your intestines. Like I wouldn't use it as lube because it would just stick to everything and it smells kinda weird in that context. So pooping out olive oil is like that in reverse so I don't think I'll be trying this
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Apr 9, 2023 18:48
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if you're not making GBS threads at least once an hour, there's something very wrong with your colon.
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Apr 9, 2023 18:48
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Dixville posted:I feel like olive oil is so, like, viscous that it just coats your intestines. Like I wouldn't use it as lube because it would just stick to everything and it smells kinda weird in that context. So pooping out olive oil is like that in reverse so I don't think I'll be trying this Goons love olives. Goons love coffee. Goons love making GBS threads. Put the three together and CHA-CHING 
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Apr 9, 2023 18:53
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loving Americans stuff their gullets with greasy rear end burgers but can't handle such sophisticated tastes like dripping olive oil on their baguette
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Apr 9, 2023 18:53
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Colonel Cancer posted:loving Americans stuff their gullets with greasy rear end burgers but can't handle such sophisticated tastes like dripping olive oil on their baguette I was just eating sliced baguette with olive oil and Brie. Delicious.
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Apr 9, 2023 19:01
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Colonel Cancer posted:loving Americans stuff their gullets with greasy rear end burgers but can't handle such sophisticated tastes like dripping olive oil on their baguette I've heard of dipping bread in some olive oil but never drizzling, unless you're making crostini I guess
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Apr 9, 2023 19:27
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I don’t have to drink olive oil to give myself immediate, explosive diarrhea. Coffee on its own will do that to me.
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Apr 9, 2023 19:28
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The yellowfin tuna in oil is the king of canned tuna fish.
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Apr 9, 2023 19:30
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don’t have to drink olive oil to give myself immediate, explosive diarrhea. Coffee on its own will do that to me.
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Apr 9, 2023 19:30
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don’t have to drink olive oil to give myself immediate, explosive diarrhea. Coffee on its own will do that to me. Sorry about your intestines
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Apr 9, 2023 19:37
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Stop pussyfooting around and just put colon blow in my coffee.
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Apr 9, 2023 19:40
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Nuts and Gum posted:Stop pussyfooting around and just put colon blow in my coffee.
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