Anybody try the new OLEATO

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Anybody try the new OLEATO

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Starbucks is now making a new beverage they call the Oleato. It has olive oil in it. Apparently it's making people poo poo themselves and it also adds like 100 calories a drink. I fail to see the appeal. I mean, unless you're really constipated I guess.

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 10:19

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

You Are A Elf posted:

Is this like the potato chips in the late �90s that gave everyone oily shits?

I mean, even the name Olestra is close enough to Oleato.

Its even worse because this adds calories instead of being healthier

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 17:39

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

I feel like olive oil is so, like, viscous that it just coats your intestines. Like I wouldn't use it as lube because it would just stick to everything and it smells kinda weird in that context. So pooping out olive oil is like that in reverse so I don't think I'll be trying this

# ¿ Apr 9, 2023 18:48

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