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the milk machine posted:putting these here so they're in the new thread's Knowledge Bank I'm sure that I'm not the first to make this observation, but ∞ - 5 = ∞
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Apr 10, 2023 23:05
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500 good dogs posted:because you didn't use the Pay 20 dollars to be wrong
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Apr 11, 2023 00:42
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:*Yoda voice* hrrmm... the woke mind virus, strong with this thread lol They're called mitichlorians
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Apr 12, 2023 15:08
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She only did that for a photo shoot, it's a 50-50 shot she didn't wind up holding it upside down I don't remember exactly what she said but when asked about that she described about the stupidest self described politics i could imagine. Something about NFTs or Crypto being used for UBI or something in the same sentence she rejected marx I feel iq points draining from my skull just trying to remember it
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Apr 14, 2023 15:34
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eXXon posted:
And after reading that again my mood is perceptibly worse for it Ugh
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Apr 14, 2023 15:42
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Feels Villeneuve posted:im "havana" good time, posting in the elon musk thread on CSPAM!!! It's true
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Apr 16, 2023 16:52
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Don't bother getting upset when a broken clock sometimes shows the right time if you watch it long enough
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Apr 16, 2023 20:47
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ikanreed posted:Wow, look at that libertarian adding something new to the empty debate. Namtoshi69, apparently How damning
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Apr 17, 2023 14:39
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LGD posted:https://twitter.com/thetrendzmall/status/1648621105970819072?s=20 One of the times the squirrel got ejected some seeds fell out of the tube. I think that might just encourage the squirrel to keep it up
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Apr 19, 2023 18:18
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Vox Nihili posted:https://twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1647821244509700097 Specifically earth, where she fell to the ground as part of the nasty particulate pollution experienced by everyone within a 1 mile radius
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Apr 21, 2023 01:02
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Zarlog posted:Celebs crying "i DiDnT pAY" is just as bad as the ones paying. lmao I'm pretty sure the celebrities pointing out how they were instrumentalized in Musk's pathetic ploy are not on the level of people giving him money Anyone who makes Musk look bad is doing good
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Apr 23, 2023 00:35
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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:bleu really got trapped between two opposing reactionary forces: paranoid freaks obsessed with grooming and trafficking, and very online misogynists who love revenge porn and deepfake nudes. she could never square that circle and it tore her apart. The leopards ate her face
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Apr 24, 2023 15:39
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ELTON JOHN posted:this mfing tree paid for twitter And it shall pay with its life
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Apr 24, 2023 18:30
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CubanMissile posted:While you guys were talking about computer class, I somehow missed that Musk’s lawyers had the balls to try and claim his public statements could be deepfaked so what he actually says doesn’t matter. It sounds like the kind of defense you'd give if you were confident you'd sufficiently bribed the judge
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Apr 28, 2023 09:30
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Can you imagine having a mass of sycophants with such intense but sincere delusions about you? I feel like it'd drive you to megalomania even if you weren't inclined in that direction
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Apr 29, 2023 20:18
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LegoMan posted:he also truly believes the reason the problems still exist is because he wasn't the one working on them, and as long as he's in charge they will be fixed. Literally everyone else in the world is incapable of solving these issues but him. Yeah, he's a real life megalomaniac narcissist. It's wild they aren't just in cartoons
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May 5, 2023 04:29
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shyduck posted:how the gently caress do you both sides global warming Very carelessly
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May 5, 2023 14:42
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Electric Hobo posted:What the gently caress is that sharp protusion right below his nipples? Chest burster? I've heard it speculated he took hgh and it gave him a weird chest. Case in point, his ribcage appears to flare out there
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May 6, 2023 19:49
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Dr. VooDoo posted:Yeah his dad came out and said “The mine? Yeah it existed but it was all an illegal operation that was all under the table to make even more money” and considering this was an illegal mining operation in apartheid era South Africa you know they were doing some balls out massive human rights violation and there’s more than one unmarked collection of graves tied to Musk’s family. If he had just admitted to the mine thing instead people wouldn’t have turned to his dad to find out the mine existed but was actually much worse than anyone thought somehow And yet there are people out there who think he's the brightest mind of our generation Very stupid, sometimes surprisingly wealthy people
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May 7, 2023 06:08
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shyduck posted:Once Bluesky opens up I'm out I hold dorsey in the cold contempt I reserve for all billionaires, but I despise Musk so I will consider it a net good when this happens and it eats Musk's lunch
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May 11, 2023 20:16
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tenderjerk posted:does matt not understand that being perpetually aggrieved is what constitutes fun for these people They don't like it when you point this out though
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May 12, 2023 23:07
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The way his neck jerks and expression goes mortified when laughter starts is fun
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May 15, 2023 03:33
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He won't care
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May 20, 2023 14:43
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This is one of the most upsetting things I've seen all week
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May 21, 2023 14:17
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Hizawk posted:
Agreed, Berlin Wall
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May 22, 2023 17:34
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DeeplyConcerned posted:The neural link has interesting implementations as far as creating bizarre punishments for Elon musk. can I, let's say, implant false memories using the chip? i'm getting some great inspiration from these silent Hill longplays! I'm reasonably sure the only thing his implants do is cause necrosis of brain tissue and acute encephalitis. Maybe even seizures, if I want to give him a little credit
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May 26, 2023 20:46
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shyduck posted:Eternal Sunshine of the Apartheid Mine
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May 26, 2023 20:47
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Maya Fey posted:thanks to neuralink you can upload your brain to the cloud and keep posting long after death Pay no attention to the chatgpt servers behind the curtain
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May 27, 2023 05:39
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"In the limit"?
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May 29, 2023 14:58
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I think substance abuse may account for that particular unidiomatic phrasing
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May 29, 2023 15:00
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a.lo posted:has twitter broke even yet I assume its revenue is at least an order of magnitude less than its costs
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May 31, 2023 14:30
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There's grifts, then there's grifts
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Jun 1, 2023 02:22
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a.lo posted:is that what bart looks like now Toe to tip, this is a Bart
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Jun 2, 2023 19:39
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Quotey posted:Car noise isn’t really an issue since you can use AI to filter it out with Neuralink. It's true, killing you will render car noise effectively filtered out. Problem solved.
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Jun 8, 2023 23:53
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Zeroisanumber posted:What's that phenomenon called in business when a woman always gets selected to be CEO just before the company eats poo poo? Selecting a patsy?
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Jun 13, 2023 14:26
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My, look at how the density of his fun has increased. He might be the least mad person alive
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Jun 14, 2023 16:30
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:reddit is good, actually. mad? If by mad you mean the deranged sort of mad, then yes. Absolutely.
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Jun 17, 2023 04:58
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stealing from Mad TV or independently coming to its comedic premises is quite a remarkable new low for him as cringe goes
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Jun 21, 2023 17:23
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Gabagool posted:he's truly the only virgin on earth with 20 kids Not outside the realm of possibility seeing as how that freak seems to do solely in vitro fertilization
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Jun 21, 2023 17:30
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wemgo posted:it’s a good thing “cis” doesnt have other meanings outside of gender orientation. elon is so smart with these things, much respect Given his status as phoney baloney STEMlord I'm not surprised the man never took orgo Chem
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Jun 21, 2023 19:41
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