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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im like the tammany hall of gaming decisions.

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
many concerns about the potential future fertility of children, as one might have in a normal way

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
it rules and is very funny that tech bros are afraid of chatbots that write ad copy that sounds like a homestar runner bit

cmon down to Senor Cardgage's Pepperoni Hug, Gramantha.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

i am harry posted:

usedta be you could go to RadioShack on the way home from school and there was a whole drawer full of buttons…clicky ones, ones that flip, ones that press in and stay until you press them again….
those were the halcyon days I tell you
not like now
where there isn’t a draw of buttons anywhere and all the connectors only come in packs of 10 or more in plastic boxes on hangars.

thinking of a world where I could have a custom posting rig that operates by flipping a bunch of switches at random like I'm powering up an 80s anime mech.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
turns out haters were the great filter all along

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Five thousand years in the future an alien explorer shakes their head sadly. "They fumbled the bag."

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Admiral Ray posted:

10 hours of :snoop: is nigh

version of Drop it Like it's Hot that's just the opening "snnnnnnoooooooo-" for ten hours

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

Musk replied to Glenn and this thread can't help itself so the seal was broken. Welcome to the GCU.

Beetlejuice theme music intensifies

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
thinking of becoming a nothing supremacist. hail entropy.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
I can't think of anything more principled or honorable than seeing a pyroclastic flow headed your way and deciding, yeah I can probably work one last J/O sesh in

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
announcing my concerns about the fertility of children apropos of nothing, in a very normal way

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

shyduck posted:

My wife goes to Discount Tire several nights a week :thunk:

u should write to rod dreher to alert him of this

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

tenderjerk posted:

i clicked on "show more" so you dont have to and i feel you need to see the whole thing


getting so mad about the cone you invent a guy

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Niwrad posted:

our revolutionary technology has been thwarted by a guy with a traffic cone

the tech is just too damb good, like how cats are evolutionarily designed to be perfect killers but stop working if you put a piece of tape on their back

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
we work, we stroke out, we sliv, ne barmbrmnppt

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
a room full of idiots whoops wildly and slaps a xylophone. meanwhile on a deserted two lane road in the middle of nowhere, another idiot with a very terrible expensive car that no longer works is watching the sun set and wonder how cold it gets this time of year. In the distance, wolves.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Trillhouse posted:

watching him flail around is really, really fun. he has no idea what to do with the albatross he killed.

Twitter Twitter everywhere
Boy, did the profits shrink
Twitter Twitter everywhere
And not a brain to think

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

is that the building they havent been paying rent on

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

apatheticman posted:

Cucked San Franciscoans wont even result to mob justice anymore

Same with LA and the Reef.

When I worked in a county office located in the Reef the entire building lost power six times in two years. I can only figure it was due to those loving billboards.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Justin Tyme posted:

Uh, what was autopilot doing before then????? Is there a living monkey inside every Tesla?

why do you think he was putting chips in all those monkeys

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Just a Moron posted:

Joseph Campbell missed a crucial archetype

the Art School Kid with a Thousand Dollars Worth of Adderall

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Dr. Killjoy posted:

now that money's on the line all the clout demons are going to either

a) whine about not being paid (Catturd, Tim Pool)
b) do absolutely desperate engagement bait posts (Ian Cheong, the guy who posted CP)
and I predict c) eliminate the competition

begun, the bag chasing wars have

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
trying to do the "you can fit so many [x] in this baby" meme with my cybertruck, gashing my hand open on it and immediately dying of tetanus

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Groovelord Neato posted:

How does he tweet "it's an armored personnel carrier from the future" and not make the obvious comparison to the one in Aliens.

oh man I love Ellen Aliens in that one.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

TheMightyBoops posted:

The Nueromancer: “It’s Mona Lisa overdrive time baby.”

smokes whole cig in one inhale.

the sky was the color of a cybertruck left out in the rain

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

moist turtleneck posted:

Wasn't there some robot dipshit that got accosted at a McDonald's for having a pretend bionic eye that just recorded everything around him

He should sign up for the free hole in his head thanks to musk co

you might be thinking of the guy that got yelled at for wearing google glasses all over the place in SF back in like 2012 or so. wrote some weepy article about "anti cyborg discrimination"

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Elon thought they said his actions were causing a fuhrer and got really excited for a second

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*reading pre Bronze age collapse accounting records* yo this fucks

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

Verge score: 10/10

"An upsetting amount of debris" is a very ftw phrase that you want associated with your endeavors

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Ignore_Me posted:

new sigma male X: the only porn problem here is that your eyes aren’t being raped yet, new update to address this

looking into this [actionable]

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

moist turtleneck posted:

Please message us from your user that is now banned for being a bot

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1775900800520262071?t=6JoVga_B_QSALrysZwd_kQ&s=19

Also lol The Law

initiating KILL_ALL_TROLLS.EXE

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