[DITTMANN]may I suggest also posting interesting & positive content on other matters?

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snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

UFOTacoMan posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1686050455468621831

He's so pathetic jesus christ

# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 02:43

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:38

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Groovelord Neato posted:

I had read about some of the cool concepts in the later books but when the first book ended with what I can only describe as 50s style pulp aliens I had no interest in going further. I was expecting something truly alien and disturbing like the scramblers from Blindsight and they're just some guys with reflective skin and better technology. Also thought that tease that physics was actually hosed up more interesting than "oh aliens used a magic probe to gently caress up our measurements".

The scramblers and resurrected vampires are two of the best creature concepts ever. There's something so cold and ruthless about the reality of them.

# ¿ Aug 1, 2023 14:33

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

# ¿ Aug 21, 2023 06:27

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

He typed "ae" and his phone autocorrected to paedophile.

# ¿ Aug 22, 2023 07:22

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

NofrikinfuN posted:

How can someone be this pathetic as a billionaire? For fucks sake, get an entourage of yes men, hire a prostitute, anything but whatever this is.

The wild thing is he has fans who would say this anyway but he feels he needs to get the ball rolling because he needs validation NOW.

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 03:36

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

nvm

snoremac has issued a correction as of 04:24 on Aug 24, 2023

# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 04:22

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1695485527691292859

Always love misused quotation marks.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2023 01:10

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Elon like Caligula tried to get a job for a horse

# ¿ Sep 17, 2023 07:02

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Serfer posted:

chess is too easy, no tech tree, only 8x8 board

Elon is playing fact polytopia

I just looked up his chess tweet and lol that one of his complaints is that both players have the same pieces to play with. Not fair!

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 02:13

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Inevitable this thing heils Hitler.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2023 07:53

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Got to respect how he announces he will soon cure blindness with a visual chip as a side hustle while focusing his main energy on Grok.

# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 13:26

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Randalor posted:

Wait, if the issue is with an eye disease, affecting the eye itself, how is a chip in the brain going to fix that?

The neuralink relays anti-woke comedy direct to the kid's frontal lobe defeating the woke mind virus which truly blinds him. thus he can now "see".

# ¿ Nov 8, 2023 16:10

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

he literally made a robot to call him cool

It's the natural progression after he reconfigured the site so only his sycophants appear at the top of replies but even they occasionally undermine him.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 03:33

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

These AI chats get boring after a week once everyone has done their jokes and are only useful thereon for people who want marketing pitches or essays without having to pay someone or do the work, which Grok can't do, but I think Grok is different because he's not afraid to say f*ck!

# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 03:36

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/iwriteok/status/1722425401086189748?s=46&t=_v3L--jlsEKPoIDfuIGAUA

Ask it about the horse deal.

Ask it about Ghislaine.

# ¿ Nov 9, 2023 14:11

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1723177815955107850

As poo poo and unfunny as this response is you know Elon had no hand in the AI's development because it's still a post with more effort than he could conjure.

# ¿ Nov 11, 2023 13:33

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

ben shapino posted:

ok but what about journalists

they are pure evil

# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 03:02

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1726767436618191177?t=rpW5ZhL13kCNDLZJtSPR_A&s=19

Doesn't fraud in a legal sense require the defrauder to gain something material out of their activity at the expense of the victim?

Also,
https://twitter.com/PatrickW/status/1726945724611375361?t=0KFOnR4mZ8pGL47tDOhnZg&s=19

snoremac has issued a correction as of 14:30 on Nov 21, 2023

# ¿ Nov 21, 2023 14:24

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Ben Nerevarine posted:

drat he looks like a Dark Souls creature there.

# ¿ Nov 22, 2023 02:03

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

moist turtleneck posted:

Interesting

https://twitter.com/ashoswai/status/1729266393194111175?t=D2QIj3AC_6oECIPuC742eQ&s=19

Brain like a cybertruck climbing a hill the way he forms a sentence.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2023 05:47

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

elon should sue the advertisers for not giving him money

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 04:34

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

So cool that he'd done the first leg of his apology tour with the Israeli visit and just had to be conciliatory till advertisers turned the faucets back on but he's melting down and couldn't last two days.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2023 12:31

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

I thought the Cybertruck graffiti logo was a too on the nose joke about Elon's poor eye for aesthetics until it kept popping up.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 03:27

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Celexi posted:

wow blackmail

you wanna blackmail me, blackmail me *with money?!*

# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 04:42

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Elias_Maluco posted:

Me when people keeps running their mouths about elon

loving with the character creator just a bit

# ¿ Dec 1, 2023 15:06

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Sir Tonk posted:

musks corporations are nothing like that

I can't find the tweet but when Elon thanked Starbucks for offering coffee at so many locations around the world that was clearly from the heart.

# ¿ Dec 3, 2023 02:00

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

spaceblancmange posted:

they are calling it the soybertruck

soyboercuck

# ¿ Dec 3, 2023 06:53

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Slotducks posted:

"grimes, wait, why are you leaving me?"

"it was what you said "

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 00:27

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Malloc Voidstar posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1731545745025626415

This is why the most famous people are also the most murdered.

# ¿ Dec 4, 2023 09:25

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Consummate Professional posted:

GTA is pure evil. Ape Escape is lawful good

No ape will escape from the neuralink dungeon.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 07:30

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

moist turtleneck posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1276394253707440131?t=I_ciZT6J9JJr_vyV0YolQA&s=19

This annoys me because what he means is "Only a matter of time before someone plays GTA in a stolen Tesla" but he dresses it in the trappings of pithy wit and fucks it up with the present tense "stealing."

Mad!

# ¿ Dec 5, 2023 12:07

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Mr Interweb posted:

https://twitter.com/Esqueer_/status/1732075610955010543

elon's so loving petty

Is my understanding correct that he's mad that Rockstar didn't comply with the X CEO publicly soliciting them to release the trailer on X?

# ¿ Dec 6, 2023 00:15

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Elon and his minions turning on the most popular videogame in the world over an imagined slight is so funny. Will not make a dent in the billion copies it sells.

snoremac has issued a correction as of 05:53 on Dec 6, 2023

# ¿ Dec 6, 2023 05:51

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

It's ftw to have "memes" as part of your identity.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2023 14:35

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Which one who lied about dead kids

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 09:16

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

tenderjerk posted:

https://twitter.com/MakeAmom/status...ingawful.com%2F

lol the ending

also better production than any of the X logo vids Elon steals

# ¿ Dec 11, 2023 13:31

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

You should make your own non-woke word processor Elon. And make it vulgar!

# ¿ Dec 15, 2023 14:14

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

Panfilo posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1736501431610314798?t=Zztbhbttu0MvEPG69H_9iw&s=19

Get the sense from these posts Elon is freaking out that he's 50 and will die soon enough lol

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# ¿ Dec 18, 2023 00:13

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Known good person too compare oneself to, a guy who murdered thousands of people over who got the most parades.

and who is his greatest enemy but the people who tricked him out of 44 bil with no repercussions

# ¿ Dec 19, 2023 13:13

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 09:38

snoremac: Jul 27, 2012; I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

What could aliens be doing that's darker than anything humans haven't already done and are doing

unless, of course, they're making us woke

# ¿ Dec 22, 2023 06:25

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