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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Foo Diddley posted:

also thank god for the new twitter feature that cuts elon's horseshit off in mid-post

never been so happy to see an ellipsis in my life

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Glad they're not embedding the whole long tweet. Just lets me scroll on in peace

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

withak posted:

If the NWS pays Twitter for API access then Twitter become government-backed media right?

Been saying this. Also if any govt account pays for twitter blue..

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

moist turtleneck posted:

Can Stephen cancel the Twitter blue

It'd be funny if musk had to keep forcing it

I’d just delete my account if I were him

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

another successful launch

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


this fits the situation 1:1 it’s amazing lol

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

he’s going to make it so only twitter blue users can block anyone

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

this is all so very very stupid. how does it keep getting stupider? is there no floor?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Filthy Hans posted:

Jobs was famously anti-charity to the point that Apple employees working together for charity donations couldn't do anything under the Apple name

incorrect, jobs donated a lot of money but refused to put his name on the donations or discuss them because he rightly thought that was tasteless

Last Chance has issued a correction as of 22:37 on Apr 27, 2023

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

you won’t care

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

isn't that what the ryan guy did in "the office (us)" to shore up numbers for his bad website

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


is it just me or is npr website not loading

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


he's going to build the wall and put solar panels on it

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Hillary 2024 posted:

But will Mexico pay for it?

bidens gov will subsidize it

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Blindeye posted:

Lmao

~~Two Hours Later~~



Afghanistan is where Empires go to die, Twitter is where rich morons go to get corncobbed.

If you want to vomit:

https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1656037032538390530

Note: this tweet may violate his contract with Fox News

Getting kevin spacey's weird homemade "let me be frank" video production vibes

Last Chance has issued a correction as of 00:38 on May 10, 2023

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

euphronius posted:

not clicking on show more

it’s. really a great feature that the embeds don’t show the whole thing

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


Interesting

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

WhyteRyce posted:

dating, voice, video, tweets, all under one app truly the future
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1655974645990916096

you know what they say, jack of all trades, master of all of them.

apps should definitely have a vague, uncertain purpose despite what “application” actually means

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


dude is so zapped out of his mind in this vid

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

yeah what can this new ceo do now? damage is done. stuff is in place that makes twitter toxic for everyone. she cant change that

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


What a shithead

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


drat

nailed to the wall lol

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Zeroisanumber posted:

That's a great scene from one of my favorite movies but now it's less cool.

loving Musk.

drat musk has the power to do that? he keeps winning.. musk ftw

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

moist turtleneck posted:

twitter space seems perfect for trump, all he used to do was call into fox and friends and whine for two hours uninterrupted

ahh the halcyon days

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


Holy poo poo

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

shyduck posted:

Eternal Sunshine of the Apartheid Mine

:hmmyes:

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

mdemone posted:

"in the limit" is one of those Euro shorthand phrases. at least he didn't make that one up.

oh, word. well what does it mean?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

it’s real good.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Marge FTW

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

has anyone said Elon musk ftw today

Yeah

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Jesus loving Christ

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

the iron sheik is dead rip to a real tweeter

No.. no!

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

he’s saying that instead of blocking posts, there should be something in between muting and blocking someone. what that means is anyone’s guess

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

HAIL eSATA-n posted:



going well, op

Elon FTW

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

spacemang_spliff posted:

Parody reveals a deeper truth.

Parody is reveals a deeper truth.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

ben shapino posted:

Let that sink in

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

waiting for him to gaslight someone and call them a conspiracy theorist for noticing that

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

coconono posted:

this is an archaic sentiment. Nothing good ever happens when we reduce people to lovely little pigs packed tightly in death tubes. Mass transportation only works in the combined fantasy lands of free healthcare housing for all. And even then I’d much rather drive myself thank you very much.

That said FSD on a freeway system smart enough to direct the cars means a faster safer freeway system because nowadays people are fuckin bored or yeeted out of their minds on long drives. let the car and road drive for them while they play Xbox. you can even make it a public utility like those city wide e-scooters. Just with special roads above the loving ground where you ride free private self driving cars to facilitate personal affairs across such a grand land as North America.

It’s a solvable problem even by Largely Melty Boy but Musk is instead embracing American construction corruption culture and designing something that will absolutely eat poor people.

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mad?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


this is the good poo poo

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


I love the truncated longform tweet feature in embeds, it just makes bizarre rants like these seem to trail off and it’s much funnier

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

lol at dipshit metaverse zuck getting one (hundred million) over on musk

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