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cumpantry posted:i love stories that start here and grow into something large scale, and that'd kill for star wars if a competent writer could pull it off. lol. Hell they could have a whole storyline about the Hutt cartel muscling in on the farmer's land to use the baby sarlaac as an interrogation device and tell the story of young Jabba
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Peggy Edson posted:The prequels have too much of George Lucas having his head so deep in his rear end he could eat his food twice. The Disney sequels are soulless cash grab garbage. They're bad for entirely different reasons i'll take the prequels over the sequels any day
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BoosterDuck posted:
That was literally only the plot of the opening title crawl. Immediately thereafter there were stars, and shortly after that, wars. With laser swords.
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You know what, thanks to COVID and a lack of content for a while, a lot of my favorite Youtubers who had already lost sponsors because they refused to bend at the knee had been hurting for extra income. Then in walks Disney and coyly goes, "Hey, guys, remember that character you all hated that ruined your manchildhood? We're making a new movie with her." They've been high-fiving one another since the announcement.
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Im sure with how Clone Wars basically took good writers and made cool stories outtof the prequels era they could salvage the wreckage of the sequels, but seems unlikely for big movies just cause their design by committee disney system is poo poo. There was a couple seasons of a Filoni cartoon show set in the sequels era that I thought was alright, though the main character was one of those exaggerated goofballs.
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olives black posted:i'll take the prequels over the sequels any day The only thing that's better about them is that they're shorter.
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Rey is going to have a 14-year old set of twins that are the reincarnations of Luke, Leia, Ben, Ben, and Anakin, somehow.
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That will also serve as the long-awaited re-reboot of Mulpet Babies
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Andir was p ok
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The prequel's were bad movies, dull and way over green screened but at least they were never completely pointless.
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olives black posted:i'll take the prequels over the sequels any day Agreed
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Yes, racist caricatures are better than well written powerful women protagonists!
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Dynastocles posted:I downloaded and watched the super-nerd "re-edit" of the original Star Wars, with the original effects and edits gleaned from original 35mm prints and Laserdisc copies with the original pre-90s content, grain, scratches, all that. I hadn't seen any version of the movie in years, either. Same
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Well whatever they make, I'm sure it will make a bunch of nerds on the internet upset.
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sebmojo posted:Andir was p ok Andor was amazing 
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I thought Lucas wasn't allowed to make any more Star Wars movies after he sold the rights to Disney?
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olives black posted:i'll take the prequels over the sequels any day This is sadly true. I watched Force Awakens and watched no more. I mean the prequels stunk and I did my best to sit through the 3rd one but at least they made some sense.
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dr_rat posted:I thought Lucas wasn't allowed to make any more Star Wars movies after he sold the rights to Disney? hes typing up scripts on ao3 under the name Jedi master 49121
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yes, racist caricatures are better than well written powerful women protagonists! 
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In what world is Rey well written lmao
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shes written in a way, that makes you want to throw her in a well
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yes, racist caricatures are better than well written powerful women protagonists! you've become the very goonsay you hoped to destroy
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Costco Meatballs posted:shes written in a way, that makes you want to throw her in a well she's not even that notable. i can barely remember anything about her other than "Chosen One protagonist" rian johnson's sequel was the best (i will never watch 9 and you can't make me) because its whole thesis was "if you're an adult who grew up with this franchise and you're still here then you really need to move the gently caress on"
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when I was young I watched [MOVIE] and it gave me [DOPAMINE] and [SEROTONIN] now that I am not as young, I don’t have as much [CHEMICAL] because [LIFEISANIGHTMARE] and therefore this new [MOVIE] is not as good because [CHEMICAL][BRAINRECEPTOR][LIFECHOICES]
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You gotta admit that's a really weird thesis for the movie that followed the force awakens, the message of which was "don't worry. these movies aren't bad like the prequels, they are just brainless remakes of the first ones so enjoy em at that level"
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Show me Babu Frik sucking off the farting horse from Episode 1
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Vim Fuego posted:You gotta admit that's a really weird thesis for the movie that followed the force awakens, the message of which was "don't worry. these movies aren't bad like the prequels, they are just brainless remakes of the first ones so enjoy em at that level" it's the movie that everyone needed and deserved
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Colonel Cancer posted:Maybe it's going to be a lifehole that creates new planets instead of destroying them but everyone on these planets is evil Star trek movies already did that
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Tunicate posted:Star trek movies already did that Yeah but it's been like half a century, just remake it and throw in some laser swords
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Spazzle posted:I really hope they can further explore the idea of planet destroying super weapons. They should have just used the Galaxy Gun instead of coming up with Starkiller Base because it was less stupid and Abrams ended up ripping off Dark Empire anyway.
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disney owns star trek and star words I am shocked they haven’t met up yet
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This is awful news. Some people love Star Wars and this will be devastating to them.
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naem posted:disney owns star trek and star words I am shocked they haven’t met up yet disney does not own star trek and i dont want to imagine the shitfest that would happen if they did
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Kingdom hearts 4: Sora dressed in leia's slave outfit chained to jabba the hut. Goofy and baby yoda team up to free him. black panther and geno from mario rpg stand silently in the corner watching.
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naem posted:disney owns star trek and star words I am shocked they haven’t met up yet star wars takes place in the ancient past and star trek takes place in the future but they're the same universe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZydaxiIw6w
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deep dish peat moss posted:star wars takes place in the ancient past and star trek takes place in the future but they're the same universe Time is a flat circle
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The point of the Star [X] Series is to show us that we can evolve from our ancient Star Warlike past to form a peacful federatio in the future.
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