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your friend sk

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we've thought about it long and hard, and we've decided that the domino's registry is the right choice for us. there are plenty of options for you to choose from if you're feeling generous, but no pressure of course!


we want to enjoy ourselves at our bachelor parties, and nothing prepares you for a wedding like a bacon & mushroom pizza with buffalo sauce in the wee hours of the morning :)


of course that won't last through the big day, so we'd love to eat more buffalo pizza with fresh domino's "chicken" before the ceremony!


as for the wedding night...there's only one choice for this lactose intolerant poster, and that's alfredo sauce on a giant saltine!


and hey, we know that the honeymoon doesn't last forever. we're grateful for any way we can avoid doing chores, including eating every meal from a domino's box!

but please, it's just so wonderful to have you all and don't feel pressured to get us anything! if you do want to though, we'll see you on...

THE DOMINO'S WEDDING REGISTRY!


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my cat is norris

#onecallcat

shame on me for getting married 5 years ago before the perfect registry could be crafted

norris, custodian of cat named
Attorney-in-fact of Norris, Cat Named Thereof

your friend sk

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aww you're all too sweet! whoever left the 55 gallon drum of mango habanero dipping sauce on our porch, we'll make sure not a drop goes to waste :)


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

Areola Grande

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classy choice OP. pinkies out and congratulations!!!! :wotwot:





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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Hahaha Aunt Gayle I'm sure it was a mistake but you seem to have paid for The Wedding Night and we were really hoping you'd spring for the 2 a.m. Bachelor Party Feast.

You can change the order on the registry website. But no pressure!

your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)


Bright Bart posted:

Hahaha Aunt Gayle I'm sure it was a mistake but you seem to have paid for The Wedding Night and we were really hoping you'd spring for the 2 a.m. Bachelor Party Feast.

You can change the order on the registry website. But no pressure!

oh, it's not a problem aunt gayle! we can definitely eat a second giant alfredo saltine that will ABSOLUTELY have me making GBS threads throughout our consummation! please don't cry!


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

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be still, my beating heart


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vanisher

wait its a real site WHAT THE HELL



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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Dominos refusing to deliver me a white pizza for my wedding because I have a reputation for hoovering pepperoni sticks.

Areola Grande

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vanisher posted:

wait its a real site WHAT THE HELL

your friend sk

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the last person i want involved in my wedding is papa john


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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Buying a pizza with red sauce signals that you've kissed the bride while sharing a breadstick like in Lady and the Tramp

FutonForensic

your friend sk posted:

the last person i want involved in my wedding is papa john

"if anyone here believes these two should not be conjoined, or has anything else to say, like an ethnic slur, say so now or forever hold your pizza"

*papa john turns redder and his eyes start bulging out like the inflating dude from Big Trouble in Little China*


Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Help my family owns several Pizza Hut franchises and are paying for the wedding but I really want Domino's to cater (better crusts).

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your friend sk

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FutonForensic posted:

"if anyone here believes these two should not be conjoined, or has anything else to say, like an ethnic slur, say so now or forever hold your pizza"

*papa john turns redder and his eyes start bulging out like the inflating dude from Big Trouble in Little China*


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thank you again Saoshyant!!

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