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They can hold up a huge candelabra so they must be pretty strong. Although I suppose that might not apply to all shy guys. edit: no not candelabra Duck and Cover chandelier. Stupid me! Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Apr 11, 2023 |
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They're at least strong enough to carry printers
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Apr 11, 2023 06:48
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Not powerful enough to defeat mario but they could easily beat the poo poo out of you
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Apr 11, 2023 06:49
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It's the quiet and shy guys you gotta watch out for.
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Apr 11, 2023 06:53
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Shy guy canonically has the power of 23 simultaneous 9/11s.
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Apr 11, 2023 07:21
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Devils Affricate posted:They're at least strong enough to carry printers lol
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Apr 11, 2023 07:27
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they're the ones you have to look out for because they might have an ar15
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Apr 11, 2023 08:28
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Devils Affricate posted:They're at least strong enough to carry printers
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Apr 11, 2023 14:12
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they kill mario if he is small or make him lose 1 power up so i would say equally strong to a goomba or a koopa or a fireball or a piranha plant or a bullet or a lava or a wiggler or a koopa with a red shell or a bob omb or a bowser 
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Apr 11, 2023 14:38
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 They're 13, OP.
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Apr 11, 2023 15:42
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I'm way stronger than I look OP I get that comment a lot 
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Apr 11, 2023 15:43
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If they can’t hang a shelf I ain’t interested
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Apr 11, 2023 15:50
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strong enough to gently caress you up when you got half a heart left, op.
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Apr 11, 2023 15:53
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strong enough to wear a mask in public even when doing such a thing is inviting abuse by the right-wing (predominantly blue collar workers, like PLUMBERS)
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Apr 11, 2023 15:56
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they are not only strong but also brave, they walk on stilts on extremely uneven and chalky looking terrain maybe they're not so shy after all
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Apr 11, 2023 16:16
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They are among the weakest, but also the kindest and most gentle 
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Apr 11, 2023 16:58
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Devils Affricate posted:They're at least strong enough to carry printers 
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Apr 11, 2023 17:00
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They arent really strong but theyre clever They invented the mobile glory hole
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Apr 11, 2023 17:01
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Good Sphere posted:They are among the weakest, but also the kindest and most gentle then why don’t we call them humble guys? or soft dudez
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Apr 11, 2023 17:02
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NoiseAnnoys posted:then why don’t we call them humble guys? or soft dudez I don't know. Does being humble require being shy?
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Apr 11, 2023 17:05
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Devils Affricate posted:They're at least strong enough to carry printers But they lack the physical and mental endurance to push a cart more than a couple of miles outside of town.
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Apr 11, 2023 17:05
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imo boos are more shy
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Apr 11, 2023 17:07
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Oh poo poo. I just realized the OP is not talking about me, but these guys:
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Apr 11, 2023 17:07
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if you grab a shy guy's dick (consensually), he can lift you into the air with it. He has a very strong cock because as a shy guy he doesn't get much sex, and has made his winky wanky woo strong via frequent masturbation, sometimes many times daily (or so I have heard{cough}).
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Apr 11, 2023 17:08
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BigBadSteve posted:if you grab a shy guy's dick (consensually), he can lift you into the air with it. He has a very strong cock because as a shy guy he doesn't get much sex, and has made his winky wanky woo strong via frequent masturbation, sometimes many times daily (or so I have heard{cough}). https://gfycat.com/enchantingheavycoati-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia
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Apr 11, 2023 17:23
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Relatedly, the only difference between a shy guy and a snifit is circumcision. Which is which is up for debate but, nonetheless, a decision between them and Dr. Mario, as has been stated by Nintendo numerous times.
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Apr 11, 2023 17:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufE-b1W9HAs See? Strong.
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Shy guys are canonically the creation of mario's subconscious after playing doki doki panic, and hence are just as strong as his guilt for killing his buddy in 'nam.
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Apr 11, 2023 18:21
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Please post sexy swole shy guys. Thank you!
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Apr 12, 2023 01:07
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Duck and Cover posted:Please post sexy swole shy guys. Thank you!
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Apr 12, 2023 01:18
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Duck and Cover posted:Please post sexy swole shy guys. Thank you!
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Duck and Cover posted:Please post sexy swole shy guys. Thank you! cubone
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Apr 12, 2023 04:30
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Matlack Radio posted:
There's the official NES answer. Average at best
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Apr 12, 2023 04:33
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What do you think Shy Guys have going on under there? Fingers or flippers?
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Apr 12, 2023 04:42
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Dick Fontaine posted:What do you think Shy Guys have going on under there? Fingers or flippers? for shyguys it's definitely feet. It's the genitals that I have no answers for
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that doesn't answer the question
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Apr 12, 2023 05:00
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Duck and Cover posted:Please post sexy swole shy guys. Thank you! Shy Gays.
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sigher posted:Shy Gays. that doesn't answer the question either
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