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That Little Demon posted:Everyone knows a guy like this, and if you don’t, well…. It’s probably you lmao 100% lol. Creepy homeschool incel guy who has to be reminded to change clothes and bathe into his 30s, probably with a 50k IT job for a company that makes the software for turn signals or something ----------------
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:04 |
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[Google results] How to clean cum off felt How to clean cum on Pokémon How to lie How do I lie about what I did Is slowpoke mentally retarded?
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:04 |
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ol yeller posted:100% lol. Creepy homeschool incel guy who has to be reminded to change clothes and bathe into his 30s, probably with a 50k IT job for a company that makes the software for turn signals or something Dude who never got his drivers license because he’s afraid of cars
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:05 |
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That Little Demon posted:[Google results] Can slowpoke get pregnant? Slowpoke human hybrid Slowpoke human hybrid baby How to clear search results ----------------
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:05 |
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ol yeller posted:Can slowpoke get pregnant? Lfmao
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:06 |
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ol yeller posted:Can slowpoke get pregnant? lmao
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:06 |
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Spanish Manlove posted:Chien-pao which is basically just a snow leopard with a sword for fangs this is the first time i've seen this one. its cool how the in-game pokemon descriptions will allude to stuff like "this pokemon can kill 1,000 people per second for fun" or mention some kind of human-borne curse that brought this hosed up creature to life. would be cool if some rejected pokemon ideas from the past 10 years leaked.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:29 |
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That Little Demon posted:[Google results] ol yeller posted:Can slowpoke get pregnant? lol
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:29 |
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That Little Demon posted:[Google results] ol yeller posted:Can slowpoke get pregnant? lmao jesus
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:37 |
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ol yeller posted:A friend of mine owns this + dozens of other expensive pokemon plushes (I think the most expensive is $720, altogether probably over $15-20k spent on these things) and whenever I'm at her house I constantly threaten to do wrestling moves on them (ie picking them up "would be a shame if I executed a German suplex on Snorlax..." "PUT HIM loving DOWN" etc). I have had housewide bans threatened on multiple occasions, and now she hides all of them in the guest bedroom when I come over lmao
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:43 |
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You wrote violent fan fiction about my Slowpoke plush and his evolutions. Your anger was understandable, but even given that, this is beyond inappropriate. You have been banned from this household for one month.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:49 |
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ol yeller posted:A friend of mine owns this + dozens of other expensive pokemon plushes (I think the most expensive is $720, altogether probably over $15-20k spent on these things) and whenever I'm at her house I constantly threaten to do wrestling moves on them (ie picking them up "would be a shame if I executed a German suplex on Snorlax..." "PUT HIM loving DOWN" etc). I have had housewide bans threatened on multiple occasions, and now she hides all of them in the guest bedroom when I come over Lmao
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:50 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:You wrote violent fan fiction about my Slowpoke plush and his evolutions. Your anger was understandable, but even given that, this is beyond inappropriate. You have been banned from this household for one month. lol
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:52 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:You wrote violent fan fiction about my Slowpoke plush and his evolutions. Your anger was understandable, but even given that, this is beyond inappropriate. You have been banned from this household for one month.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:54 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:You wrote violent fan fiction about my Slowpoke plush and his evolutions. Your anger was understandable, but even given that, this is beyond inappropriate. You have been banned from this household for one month. lol the my boner is lonely guy
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 20:54 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:You wrote violent fan fiction about my Slowpoke plush and his evolutions. Your anger was understandable, but even given that, this is beyond inappropriate. You have been banned from this household for one month. Lmfao getting roombanned to where I can only be in the bathroom or the dining room ----------------
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:08 |
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Dr Lava on Twitter does a pretty cool thing where he finds old beta sprites of Pokémon that didn’t make it into the game and in addition to just showing them and describing the history also commissions one of his artist friends who’s pretty good at imitating Ken Sugimori’s style to make a mock-up of what official art for that mon would have looked like if they made it into the game. There’s some pretty cool stuff that got left on the cutting room floor: https://twitter.com/drlavayt/status/1264379163604955136?s=46&t=nr2iKDgYRA_5eYbBsGdNXQ https://twitter.com/drlavayt/status/1388527799334432773?s=46&t=nr2iKDgYRA_5eYbBsGdNXQ https://twitter.com/drlavayt/status/1340349281006338049?s=46&t=nr2iKDgYRA_5eYbBsGdNXQ https://twitter.com/drlavayt/status/1363159789862223876?s=46&t=nr2iKDgYRA_5eYbBsGdNXQ
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:09 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:You wrote violent fan fiction about my Slowpoke plush and his evolutions. Your anger was understandable, but even given that, this is beyond inappropriate. You have been banned from this household for one month.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:15 |
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I worked at a science museum for a little bit in 2016 between job and school, and it was right when pokemon go was the big thing. For halloween I bought Ash's hat, some gym badge pins, and some pokeballs. I put the pins inside of a jacket and then made a little bandolier of pokeballs out of fishing line and an old belt. I thought it would be fun to hand out gym badges so I got some sticker paper, printed them out on a home printer, and hand cut out a bunch of little stickers that I handed out to a bunch of excited kids that were stoked as hell for a pokemon trainer out in the wild. Some of parents pulled me aside and asked where I got all the stuff because they wanted some easy xmas gifts so I just showed them the order history on amazon on my phone. It was the coolest poo poo.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 21:41 |
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Dr Lava on Twitter does a pretty cool thing where he finds old beta sprites of Pokémon that didn’t make it into the game and in addition to just showing them and describing the history also commissions one of his artist friends who’s pretty good at imitating Ken Sugimori’s style to make a mock-up of what official art for that mon would have looked like if they made it into the game. There’s some pretty cool stuff that got left on the cutting room floor: I love them.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 22:29 |
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Arch Nemesis posted:I love them.
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 22:32 |
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Another set I really like are the Blastoise-related ones, the art on these these are pretty speculative since only the back sprites exist but early in development Blastoise wasn’t related to the Squirtle line so we had both a baby Blastoise and another evolved Wartortle before they combined the two lines: https://twitter.com/drlavayt/status/1235615514782621696?s=46&t=nr2iKDgYRA_5eYbBsGdNXQ https://twitter.com/drlavayt/status/1235245257878417413?s=46&t=nr2iKDgYRA_5eYbBsGdNXQ I wish they left them separate, I love baby Blastoise and Wartortle’s one of my favorites so I would have liked to have seen Big Wartortle too
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 22:52 |
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drat, yeah. wartortle is really cool and I never liked the weird transition to blastoise, would have preferred the cool spirit turtle
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 22:56 |
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ol yeller posted:A friend of mine owns this + dozens of other expensive pokemon plushes (I think the most expensive is $720, altogether probably over $15-20k spent on these things) and whenever I'm at her house I constantly threaten to do wrestling moves on them (ie picking them up "would be a shame if I executed a German suplex on Snorlax..." "PUT HIM loving DOWN" etc). I have had housewide bans threatened on multiple occasions, and now she hides all of them in the guest bedroom when I come over Feels Villeneuve posted:You wrote violent fan fiction about my Slowpoke plush and his evolutions. Your anger was understandable, but even given that, this is beyond inappropriate. You have been banned from this household for one month. lmao
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https://drecosby.ytmnd.com/
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 23:15 |
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lmao
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ol yeller posted:A friend of mine owns this + dozens of other expensive pokemon plushes (I think the most expensive is $720, altogether probably over $15-20k spent on these things) and whenever I'm at her house I constantly threaten to do wrestling moves on them (ie picking them up "would be a shame if I executed a German suplex on Snorlax..." "PUT HIM loving DOWN" etc). I have had housewide bans threatened on multiple occasions, and now she hides all of them in the guest bedroom when I come over Incredible
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# ? Apr 12, 2023 23:33 |
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ol yeller posted:Lmfao getting roombanned to where I can only be in the bathroom or the dining room lmao
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:08 |
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*trying to yell over the host + her husband and several other friends* no no no, be real right now. tell me you don't like touching soft things with your dick
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:09 |
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Feels Villeneuve posted:You wrote violent fan fiction about my Slowpoke plush and his evolutions. Your anger was understandable, but even given that, this is beyond inappropriate. You have been banned from this household for one month. ol yeller posted:Lmfao getting roombanned to where I can only be in the bathroom or the dining room I got the tude now posted:*trying to yell over the host + her husband and several other friends* no no no, be real right now. tell me you don't like touching soft things with your dick
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:11 |
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Oh nice couch *aims my rear end directly at the Eevee throw pillow and walks backwards as fast as I can while she yells STOOOOOPPPP NOOOOO!!!!*
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:14 |
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you call it a throw pillow and yet I'm not allowed to throw it full power directly into your tv? (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:15 |
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ol yeller posted:Oh nice couch *aims my rear end directly at the Eevee throw pillow and walks backwards as fast as I can while she yells STOOOOOPPPP NOOOOO!!!!* Lmao
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:24 |
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ol yeller posted:Lmfao getting roombanned to where I can only be in the bathroom or the dining room lol Ahahahaha. That's actually really funny. No, that's good poo poo, dude. I'm serious. Good job making a funny joke du- *rips headset off revealing hair divot*
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:lol Lol ----------------
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:30 |
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a classic
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ol yeller posted:Oh nice couch *aims my rear end directly at the Eevee throw pillow and walks backwards as fast as I can while she yells STOOOOOPPPP NOOOOO!!!!*
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:lol lol
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# ? Apr 13, 2023 00:43 |
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ol yeller posted:Oh nice couch *aims my rear end directly at the Eevee throw pillow and walks backwards as fast as I can while she yells STOOOOOPPPP NOOOOO!!!!* lol
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after downing 8 coors banquet and losing two games of resistance
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