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i’ve realized my energy is waffle-compatible and I want to know how to behave in such a way that: brings waffles to me and makes me seem like a waffle I am welcoming tips on how to become more waffle-aligned. what do you say? |
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Apr 13, 2023 22:06
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I’m willing to lay down in a waffle shape I’m willing to prepare waffles from scratch I’m willing to open my window and yell sounds that a waffle might like |
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Apr 13, 2023 22:09
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Rest easy in my divine waffle way    don't try to clean your waffle maker when it's still hot because the non-stick coating will come off. don't be like me. |
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Apr 14, 2023 00:48
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I dreamt of pressing my face against a manhole cover just so I can have that good waffle pattern on my face I’ve had folks roll up to a potluck with a waffle iron and a bunch of their family leftovers. They say they saw it online. Then they proceeded to make brown heated mush that is difficult to extract from the waffle iron. Their heart was waffle aligned but their brain was not. |
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Apr 14, 2023 14:19
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Welcome to my café Menu Malted Milk Dud Chowder (Dessert Waffle) “Curd’s The Word” Pepper Gravy (Lunch Waffle) Quick-Pickled Double Decker Dumpling Dribbler (2am Fever Dream Waffle) Milk |
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Apr 15, 2023 00:12
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Quadramind posted:You have to click where it says align, and then there's a drop-down, and you press align to waffle. This worked for me, thank you! |
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Apr 15, 2023 00:28
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The waffle tessellation buoys you to this realm. It keeps your buttocks from bursting through and flopping onto the floor. Become enchanted with this approximation of waffle alignment.     Amen |
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