2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs (NHL) N/V: Stuck In The Past In Every Way

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Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

I put up a prediction thread! https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4029844

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 06:47

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 09:03

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

This is gonna be the Leaf's year! I can feel it!

SECOND ROUND HERE WE GO BAY BEE

# ¿ Apr 15, 2023 07:14

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

Holy poo poo I totally forgot Phil Kessel is on Vegas.

14/22//36 worst full season of his career. I think he forgot, too.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2023 20:39

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

https://twitter.com/FlutoShinzawa/status/1647980358460411904?s=20

# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 20:32

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Lost in round one. Lost badly. Like a dog

# ¿ Apr 17, 2023 23:08

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Ginette Reno posted:

Vegas fans leaving with three minutes left in a 3-1 game was hugely shameful.

Can't imagine leaving with a game that close and especially not a playoff game.

In my experience home teams give away more stuff at losses anyway, so leaving a loss is not only shameful but a great way to miss out on premo swag. And it's not like you're hacking the traffic or anything

# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 22:50

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

clean ayers act posted:

https://twitter.com/reporterchris/status/1648815723416891395?s=20
wow. more than i thought itd be

Good. He'll miss the entire sweep lmao

# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 23:45

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Spelling Mitsake posted:

Well, it is an Evander Kane jersey...

Would a Nurse jersey make it better or worse?

# ¿ Apr 25, 2023 23:44

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Cocaine Bear posted:

Ottinger has a sv% of 945 over 16 playoff games.

And has a 6-6 record lol

That's what happens when a team sits on your leading scorer and you have no depth. Evgenii Dadonov has more goals than Robo this series lmao

# ¿ Apr 27, 2023 00:43

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

waffle enthusiast posted:

More here.

https://denversports.com/2104860/seattle-police-report-involving-valeri-nichushkin-leads-to-more-questions/

What in the gently caress

# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 00:41

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

The Dirty Burger posted:

How long of a suspension do you get if you participated in sex trafficking

The maximum amount allowable under the CBA

# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 01:47

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Pungry posted:

Wow. Can't believe the Panthers and Kraken pulled it out. Oliver "Superstar" Bjorkstrand delivers two goals in a game 7 as Grubauer shuts the door. Unbelievable.

2 goals and 3 posts/crossbars. Man was on fire all night and was millimeters away from putting the game to bed much earlier

# ¿ May 1, 2023 05:41

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

T-Bone posted:

Meier in the line with his visor just covered in blood lmao

# ¿ May 2, 2023 03:46

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

https://twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1656520625161158656?s=46&t=N0fz65wLEKglu9TyofS2Yw

god drat lol. some one needs to beat Pietrangelo�s rear end

Maybe 1+ game suspension for that? If Player Safety had a spine of course

# ¿ May 11, 2023 05:52

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

I don't care about the market for individual teams. I just want less ads about gambling

# ¿ May 16, 2023 17:27

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Nuh uh, no name changes. I'm not updating the brackets

# ¿ May 20, 2023 00:08

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

BRAKE FOR MOOSE posted:

to be entirely fair, it is not uncommon for sports teams to play in suburban hellholes. Florida are the worst in the NHL but it's not like the Islanders and Sens are much better

Some teams play in urban hellholes, like the Rangers or Kings

# ¿ May 22, 2023 23:22

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Blackbelt Bobman posted:

Why is MSG in an urban hellhole? It’s in midtown and… oh right. At least it’s easy to get to Penn Station, even if it’s basically a dirty cave.

I have no issue MSG I just thought it was an easy joke :lol:

# ¿ May 22, 2023 23:32

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Schremp Howard posted:

“Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my Stone cross checking, I would certainly, reconsider it.

Lol perfect

# ¿ May 24, 2023 20:28

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

The Dirty Burger posted:

Intentionally cross checking a guys jaw into the ice while he’s down because you’re angry is a 2 game suspension eh?

I love how much this league hates Michael Bunting, I support it fully

Yeah the Bunting suspension looks more and more odd with each passing Player Safety decree.

Maybe he was just a complete asshat during the meeting?

# ¿ May 24, 2023 22:27

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Wonderllama posted:

Bunting knocked a guy out of an entire series. Like it or not the panel views injuries as a higher punishment opportunity. Stone not missing any time saved Benn from a longer suspension.

Right which is why Cale Makar got 4 games for the hit on McCann

# ¿ May 24, 2023 22:33

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Oh hey Spencer Carbery played for my alma mater. Dude must fuckin suck at playing hockey lmao

# ¿ May 31, 2023 18:51

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

OldSenileGuy posted:

Was thinking about how Kessel is gonna get his name on the Cup again and was wondering -

The requirements to get your name engraved are to play 41 regular season games OR 1 SCF game, right? So, if a guy played every regular season game until the trade deadline, and then got traded to a non-playoff team, and then his original team goes on to win the Cup, can the guy get his name on it?

I assume the answer is “no”, because he’s not on the team anymore. But what’s the difference between that theoretical guy, and a theoretical guy that plays every game until the TDL and then gets sent to the AHL and never sees NHL ice again?

I assume MAYBE the team or league could make an exception if the guy is retiring or something? Has anything like this ever happened?

The team can petition to have a player name added. Teams get 53 (this doesn't seem right, but that's what the article says) name slots and can probably add folks if they are under that threshold and make a convincing argument to the league.

https://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/daniel-carcillo-jamal-mayers-could-be-left-off-of-stanley-cup/2072534/

# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 00:50

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

edit: wrong thread damnit

# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 04:06

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

William Karlsson rules

https://twitter.com/loganreever/status/1670291494803247108?s=20

https://twitter.com/loganreever/status/1670299165463810048?s=20

# ¿ Jun 18, 2023 17:21

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 09:03

Propaganda Hour: Aug 25, 2008; after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Phil Kessel with the most motivating game 5 speech ever delivered

https://www.instagram.com/p/Ctu_DnGuhQu/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

# ¿ Jun 23, 2023 08:26

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