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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
NHL playoffs are all best-of-seven series. Times for games five through seven are announced during the series if necessary. This information was taken from NHL.com. I'll try and update this OP after each night's games, but no guarantees. I will guarantee to update it for each round, though.

Playoff prediction thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4029844
Non-playoff teams (loser/gone fishing) thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4028993&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1



ROUND 3

EASTERN CONFERENCE FINAL - Florida [WC2] versus Carolina [M1]

Thu, May 18 FLA@CAR 8:00 PM ET
Sat, May 20 FLA@CAR 8:00 PM ET
Mon, May 22 CAR@FLA 8:00 PM ET
Wed, May 24 CAR@FLA 8:00 PM ET

WESTERN CONFERENCE FINAL - Dallas [C2] versus Las Vegas [P1]

Fri, May 19 DAL@VGK 8:30 PM ET
Sun, May 21 DAL@VGK 3:00 PM ET
Tue, May 23 VGK@DAL 8:00 PM ET
Thu, May 25 VGK@DAL 8:00 PM ET

ROUND 2

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Toronto [A2] vs. Florida [WC2] Florida won 4-2 :smith:
Carolina [M1] vs. New Jersey [M2] Carolina won 4-1

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Dallas [C2] vs. Seattle [WC1] Dallas won 4-3
Vegas [P1] vs. Edmonton [P2] Vegas won 4-2

ROUND 1

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Boston Bruins (A1) vs. Florida Panthers (WC2) Florida won 4-3
Toronto Maple Leafs (A2) vs. Tampa Bay Lightning (A3) TORONTO WON, BITCHES
Carolina Hurricanes (M1) vs. New York Islanders (WC1) Carolina wins 4-2
New Jersey Devils (M2) vs. New York Rangers (M3) NJ wins 4-3

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Colorado Avalanche (C1) vs. Seattle Kraken (WC1) Seattle won 4-3
Dallas Stars (C2) vs. Minnesota Wild (C3) Dallas won 4-2
Vegas Golden Knights (P1) vs. Winnipeg Jets (WC2) Vegas won 4-1
Edmonton Oilers (P2) vs. Los Angeles Kings (P3) Edmonton won 4-2

Arivia fucked around with this message at 08:48 on May 18, 2023

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
I'll check the NHL page again over the next couple days. Hopefully they list whatever networks are broadcasting the other two Western series.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

eXXon posted:

Leafs in 7. All four series. All coming back from down 3-0 (in the series, and in game 7). I will not be taking questions.

you're gonna kill so many goats there's gonna be new jamaican joints on every corner in toronto

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

fawning deference posted:

These are such interesting brackets though. Is there a predictions thread up yet?

I think the Islanders could potentially upset the Canes with Barzal back. I also think the Jets could Hellebuyck Vegas.

predictions thread is here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4029844

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Broadcast information completed for the first four games of all series.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Aye Doc posted:

gonna need to see which side's World War 2 memorabilia Sid has in his basement before i come to a final conclusion on that one

Searing Exarch

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Propaganda Hour posted:

14/22//36 worst full season of his career. I think he forgot, too.

How is it adjusted for playing time? I can’t imagine he’s getting the same #1 line setup as he did in Arizona.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

RC Cola posted:

Where the gently caress do I watch playoff hockey and why is it impossible to watch hockey now

The op lists the national networks carrying each game in the us and Canada

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

actionjackson posted:

ok i will watch the playoffs a bit as you guys make it sound pretty exciting!

sounds like the bruins have some sick players?

Yes, but the best player in the league/game right now, is Connor McDavid of the Oilers, who will be playing 2 1/2 hours from now

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
i don't want to hockey any more

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

The Dirty Burger posted:

All of the posters who lauded the Wild sitting Gus tonight forgot that MAF existed

https://twitter.com/br_openice/status/1648890108173766656?s=46&t=2hVb1vPytx9OUpdE0UPz6Q

Not sure who has the more hilarious playoff curse recently between him and the Leafs

the Leafs. MAF already has what, two rings?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Misanthrope posted:

over how long a period?

the back nine

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

what is icing then

You put it on cake, or if you’re feeling fancy, the nipples of consenting partners

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Mr. Kite posted:

The Leafs and Lightning both wearing blue and white confuses me. For that reason, the Leafs should change their colors and uniform.

no the lightning should, the leafs WON TONIGHT WOOOOOOOO

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Koopa Kid posted:

Seriously there’s no greater “it’s only bad when the always do it” than fans and management getting into it. poo poo owns

Dubas' hand gesture looks like a "what goes around comes around" which seems pretty fair with the injuries Leafs players have taken from Tampa in past years. Unless he's shouting stuff that would get you probed on the forums I really don't think it's a big deal.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Koopa Kid posted:

Also not only does the corgi remain undefeated but the ball trajectory is more or less accurate to the game flow so far

https://twitter.com/michaeldilley19/status/1649970612075483136?s=46&t=HQKtcRjDK4S81BLV4tbVnw

I know it’s probably going to be 7 games but I don’t think my heart can take the Leafs having a 3-1 series lead again

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

eXXon posted:

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Thanks Chris Pronger.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

eXXon posted:

That's a very... monumental gold logo that reads TURG--, for sure.

Turgeon, as in the player’s name. C’mon you know that you silly Billy.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

DOOMocrat posted:

I can't believe how hard the refs are screwing Minnesota this series, where the net power plays are dead even.



this chart would be far more effective with the legend so i had literally any idea what the highlighted column was

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Drunk Canuck posted:

Tonight is going to rule



or possibly drool.


Here's hoping for a series win so that monkey is off out back.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

fermun posted:

Cogliano is probably done for the playoffs, probably career at his age and on an expiring contract, after the game had an x-ray and he's got a broken neck

edit: So Kraken have done 2 likely career-ending hits on the Avs this series

who's the first? ??? and cogliano?

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Samsonov stole that game

can't have a deep playoff run without your goalie stealing a couple games for you

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

TrueChaos posted:

Wait what happens now, I forget

we keep playing and if we play well we get to keep playing
we keep playing and if we play well we get to keep playing
we keep playing and if we play well we win, until next season four months later when we keep playing

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Okay what are the five reasons

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

ZeeBoi posted:

:allears:

This city sometimes is hilarious

of course there's a cop in the responses going "good now get the guy who stole the sign"

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Hand Knit posted:

I'm genuinely shocked that the Bruins are going with Swayman tonight. I can't remember the last time I saw a team make that level of unconventional-but-correct decision.

it's a real sway, man.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

St. Dogbert posted:

Lots of fun first-round upsets, but I feel like it makes the rest of the playoffs fairly anticlimactic. The Oilers should dismantle every other team that’s left.

should

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
remaining teams were 2nd (carolina), 3rd (nj), 4th (toronto), 5th (vegas), 6th (edmonton), 8th (dallas), 9th (nyr), 12th (seattle), 17th (florida) in regular season wins this year

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

mcmagic posted:

Show a video of him trying to give Shesterkin a concussion.

i asked one of those ai video generators to give me one of timo meier giving shesterkin a really hard noogie but it just kept giving me porn instead

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Eric the Mauve posted:

What do you mean "instead"

look i don't swing that way but no shame if you do

OP is updated for the second round

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Aphrodite posted:

I agree. One of the remaining 8 teams probably will win the Cup.

bah god is that arizona's music

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
i said bob was gonna steal a couple, and that was some goood hockey.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
i'm totally okay with a corgi as the oracle of the hockey gods

e: this post made more sense before i got FUCKIN SNIPED

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

eXXon posted:

The corgi didn't even get the first round right and your post would have had just as little context at the top of the page!!

the corgi got the winner of the first round right it was just off by one game

(yes there were seven other series none of them mattered divination-ally)

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Jamwad Hilder posted:

that guy just throws balls at his dog all day and occasionally one of the videos is correct and it goes viral. I hope the dog is having fun with it

this sounds like sour grapes from someone who doesn't appreciate a good prophecy

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
dops has given bennett a $5k fine for crosschecking bunting. no word on bennett chokeslamming knies out of the game.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

clean ayers act posted:

I think it depends on how big the competing event is as well maybe? Janet Jackson had a concert at the atlanta hawks arena that was pushed forward a day because the Hawks staved off elimination last week

probably more about the timing of the concert tour - they've got their own big setups they have to truck between stops and so on. if they've got space to get moved by a day, great, but most likely don't

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Jimbozig posted:

I'm honestly having a hard time watching a game where you can just grab a guy by the neck and drive his head into the ice. Like, I was around when they suspended Uncle Todd for life for doing a similar thing.

DOPS is genuinely insane-making. Oh good, they're setting an example by giving Bunting 3 games. Then they don't loving follow their own example they just set with any of these other hits to the head in multiple series.

To get a multi-game playoff suspension, you either need to straight murder a man who just put in an empty netter, have brown skin, or be a Leaf. God help you if you have brown skin and are a Leaf.

It makes me furious to see these plays. Then I wish grievous injuries on people - the offenders, yes, but also any skilled players on their team. Then I feel absolutely disgusted with myself for wishing that, because that's awful. Then I just feel sad because they're never going to change. It just feels inevitable that one of these years I'm going to see another man get his neck broken or even die on the ice. It's making it hard to watch hockey at all.

andrew cogliano got a broken vertebra already in these playoffs, so yeah it's happened recently

and i really can't disagree, lafferty not getting anything for the fuckin chokeslam is incredibly disillusioning (well i don't wish grievous injuries but yes)

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Lessail posted:

it's so sad what the nhl has done to your team. maybe next year they will understand they gotta market their biggest stars :sigh:

Connor McDavid has all the charisma of an off-white wall.

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Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Jhet posted:

There probably is one in the 1994 playoff winners thread.

What, on Usenet?

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