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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Thanks biden

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

your posts are far too relaxed and it’s kind of freaking me out, aard

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

legit would buy a vinegaroon if they wouldnt fling acid at my cats

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


numberoneposter posted:

for the country that invented english they sure have a hard time speaking it

deal w/ it

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

TrashMammal posted:

your posts are far too relaxed and it’s kind of freaking me out, aard

aard got hired at the chill factory, much to many GBS superstars chagrin

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
gently caress Now I want a vinegaroon for my bday

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

bagmonkey posted:

legit would buy a vinegaroon if they wouldnt fling acid at my cats

That sounds like one of those old timey racial terms

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

TrashMammal posted:

your posts are far too relaxed and it’s kind of freaking me out, aard

the stress made him a top tier poster. how he has fallen

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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You could be as happy as Jacob right now! Hot semi mythical scorpions looking for owners in your area!!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

TrashMammal posted:

your posts are far too relaxed and it’s kind of freaking me out, aard

i wake up whenever i want to and no one gets mad at me or asks me a bunch of leading questions first thing in the morning any more to try and entrap me

it's wild how much of a difference that makes

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

You could be as happy as Jacob right now! Hot semi mythical scorpions looking for owners in your area!!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

You could be as happy as Jacob right now! Hot semi mythical scorpions looking for owners in your area!!

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i wake up whenever i want to and no one gets mad at me or asks me a bunch of leading questions first thing in the morning any more to try and entrap me

it's wild how much of a difference that makes

are the scorpions as cute at goats or sheep or w/e

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
scorpion yoga

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
did you know there are eight different species of scorpion in colorado? scorpions in decker

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
well good hello

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I like scorpions much more than hyraxii

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i ate a deep fried scorpion in thailand

tasted a bit like crackling

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A vinegoon could be an SA forums member who posts regularly in the Official GBS Vinegar Megathread.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

there are over 3 different kinds of vinegar in the world

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I keep a nice ACV (apple cider vinegar) in the Yet’ as a daily sipper but on Fridays it’s time to splurge with a snifter of aged Balsamic.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gotta load up your fries, or chippies, as they say across the pond, with so much malt and salt that you can feel the hypertension and the first layer of skin peeling off your tongue

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Man I love a big plate of chips and malt vinegar.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

numberoneposter posted:

for the country that invented english they sure have a hard time speaking it

Bbc made an entire documentary series about this called something like The Story of English. It's 8 parts long or something. Anyway the only thing I remember about it is how all the Victorian nobles made up fake posh accents to differentiate themselves from the common folk and then all the common folk started copying them, and the entire country forgot how to speak proper English as a result. Sometime in the 1880s IIRC the US passed a bill formally inviting Britain to send its schoolchildren to the US to learn how to speak proper English.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

lol victorian england hosed up so much poo poo bro. its crazy

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
smdh can't believe we still let them exist

free scotland, free wales, i am not touching that ireland stuff with any length pole

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol victorian england hosed up so much poo poo bro. its crazy

Thankfully we got SCA and LARPers working on fixing it

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Sick of the poo poo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

deep dish peat moss posted:

Bbc made an entire documentary series

drat no wonder he never posts anymore

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK

bagmonkey posted:

smdh can't believe we still let them exist

free scotland, free wales, i am not touching that ireland stuff with any length pole

free wales just so we can have a country with no vowels allowed, vowels have been skating by for far too long

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mangy varmints

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

Mangy varmints

turn on your monitor lol

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
What are those called again?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Hollismason posted:

What are those called again?



Smugworth posted:

Mangy varmints

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bagmonkey posted:

turn on your monitor lol

Lol get his rear end

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ulillinguist
Dec 17, 2011

It's not easy being 40C000
Parallaxing to the Xtreme

Smugworth posted:

Mangy varmints

:stoat:

They say by the time you see one rodent running around, you've already got an infestation nesting in the walls, so what do we call this:




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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Gerbil Bull poo poo

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