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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

I can’t pay my mortgage anymore :(

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
aard getting his teeth replaced with tiny gold penises paid for by his modest mod salary

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’ve heard that the SA moderator dental plan is quite comprehensive

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’ve heard that the SA moderator dental plan is quite comprehensive

aard has been collecting very few bounties since becoming unemployed. relaxing a little too hard methinkgs? rumblings about him becomign the next genesplicer......

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Luvcow posted:

aard getting his teeth replaced with tiny gold penises paid for by his modest mod salary

New avvie inspiration?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Smugworth posted:

New avvie inspiration?

lol

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’ve heard that the SA moderator dental plan is quite comprehensive

AARD NEEDS BRACES!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

aard has been collecting very few bounties since becoming unemployed. relaxing a little too hard methinkgs? rumblings about him becomign the next genesplicer......

The siren call of the bean is like catnip to the unemployed…

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

dimetrodon means two types of teeth but they no cap had three types. some dummy scientist just gave them a bad name fr

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

TrashMammal posted:

dimetrodon means two types of teeth but they no cap had three types. some dummy scientist just gave them a bad name fr

Seems easily fixed?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Seems easily fixed?

add some falsies to the mix. back to 2 types :c00lbert:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

TrashMammal posted:

this is cultural appropriation

Lol

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
went to change my hallway light and for some reason it has a different fitting than all the other ones in the apartment THANKS OBAMA

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Imma eat sope tommorow.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Hollismason posted:

Imma eat sope tommorow.

Just one?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Hollismason posted:

Imma eat sope tommorow.

sope deez nuts

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Hollismason should eat bird with big dicks cooking

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i eat pieces of sope like you for breakfast

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Saalkin posted:

Hollismason should eat bird with big dicks cooking

blurry rear end cooking

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Saalkin posted:

Hollismason should eat bird with big dicks cooking

Absolutely not.

I will cook a steak Sat. I will post the results in this thread. My crust game and sear on steaks is pro level.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

AARD VARKMAN posted:

went to change my hallway light and for some reason it has a different fitting than all the other ones in the apartment THANKS OBAMA

Imagine changing your own lightbulbs in your apartment instead of filing a ticket with maintenance :shuckyes:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Aard what about instead of new teeth you got an outdoor kitchen installed. That’s what I’d do with 20 G’s

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i put a 3 point story in the backlog to change the hallway bulb, medium priority. no scope creep on my watch, we're not adding it to the current sprint.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Bad Purchase posted:

i eat pieces of sope like you for breakfast

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

AARD VARKMAN posted:

replacement of lower jaw of teeth w/ implants.

i made it several years past the estimate of my original dentist as a teenager, who prophesized I would need this by age 30 based on a cool thing called Genetics

I got one tooth done coz I smashed it out while roller skating at the age of 40 and didn't want a denture, if it's any consolation implants are great and people will think you're the terminator if they rob your grave in a hundred years

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
DENTAL PLAN

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

bagmonkey posted:

DENTAL PLAN

AARD NEEDS CHOMPERS

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bad Purchase posted:

i put a 3 point story in the backlog to change the hallway bulb, medium priority. no scope creep on my watch, we're not adding it to the current sprint.

I’ve been arguing with this customer for months about an audit invoice that they feel we overcharged them on expenses and I just found $4.90 that they actually owe us lmao.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Here is a recent steak I cooked. Crust was not as deep as I usually make it but it was still crisp and good.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Someone saw me smoking a cig today and said drat I never see people smoke cigs anymore and I actually got to say "yeah, we're a dying breed"

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

deep dish peat moss posted:

Someone saw me smoking a cig today and said drat I never see people smoke cigs anymore and I actually got to say "yeah, we're a dying breed"

Ha ha ha ha ha *cough cough cough* ha ha ha ha

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Hollismason posted:

Here is a recent steak I cooked. Crust was not as deep as I usually make it but it was still crisp and good.



i would eat that and enjoy it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hollismason posted:

Here is a recent steak I cooked. Crust was not as deep as I usually make it but it was still crisp and good.



You can get some steak cooking tips from bird with big d*ck

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

You can get some steak cooking tips from bird with big d*ck

curious that you'd censor that with an avvy like yours

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

curious that you'd censor that with an avvy like yours

It was a gift

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
lol

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Anyone else getting half off pizza tonight

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Been done doodlin at work

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Good bye lame rear end Thursday thread

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deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

it's payday :dance:

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