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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

absolutely nothing wrong with jarred garlic.

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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3 DONG HORSE posted:

absolutely nothing wrong with jarred garlic.

I like that garlic paste you can buy in a tube

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Saalkin deez nuts 🙈🙉🙊

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Solefald posted:

anyway
my bf is making tacos tonight :toot:

Boyfriend??? MANfriend!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

bagmonkey posted:

when BAGS and TrashMammal finally take over . . .

:yeshaha:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

deep dish peat moss posted:

When yyou make a post & only numbers guy quotes it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I dont think I've seen a single of those posts before its gotten nuked lol

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Saalkin deez nuts 🙈🙉🙊

What the

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I dont think I've seen a single of those posts before its gotten nuked lol

Really unhinged unbelievable poo poo. Dudes tapped into some dark powers

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I dont think I've seen a single of those posts before its gotten nuked lol

Hot cocoa and bradzilla are perched in the bell tower, rifles erect, watching, waiting…

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Whoops meant “at the ready” not “erect” lol

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Whoops meant “at the ready” not “erect” lol

why not both

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Hot cocoa and bradzilla are perched in the bell tower, rifles erect, watching, waiting…

just jacking off in the bell tower. what of it!?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

3 DONG HORSE posted:

absolutely nothing wrong with jarred garlic.

yup

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


AARD VARKMAN posted:

tuna & sweetcorn?

what

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Edging in The Tower: A University of Texas story

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

redshirt posted:

Edging in The Tower: A University of Texas story

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I dont think I've seen a single of those posts before its gotten nuked lol

it's some of the best shrek porn you've never seen fam

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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I ate leftover jambalaya for lunch

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

bagmonkey posted:

it's some of the best shrek porn you've never seen fam

I think it’s better described as erotica since it’s mostly very tasteful nudes of shrek and the donkey

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Apr 6, 2011

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redshirt posted:

Edging in The Tower: A University of Texas story

Lol

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

I think it’s better described as erotica since it’s mostly very tasteful nudes of shrek and the donkey

good point, yeah. the hardcore stuff is the other crazy re-reg

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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I like using fresh garlic but I hate chopping it in large amounts so if I have a lot I just put it through the garlic press. Anthony Bourdain can suck my balls about it.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I like using fresh garlic but I hate chopping it in large amounts so if I have a lot I just put it through the garlic press. Anthony Bourdain can suck my balls about it.

Anthony Bourdain is dead.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I feel like I've discovered the wheel on my own with this garlic hack: You peel off the easily peelable stuff, and then cut into the clove, but not all the way. You can then peel the clove easily.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Hollismason posted:

Anthony Bourdain is dead.

I know, I was referencing Bourdain’s known hatred of the garlic press.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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redshirt posted:

I feel like I've discovered the wheel on my own with this garlic hack: You peel off the easily peelable stuff, and then cut into the clove, but not all the way. You can then peel the clove easily.

You just smash it a bit with the flat of your knife and the peel slides right off.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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redshirt posted:

I feel like I've discovered the wheel on my own with this garlic hack: You peel off the easily peelable stuff, and then cut into the clove, but not all the way. You can then peel the clove easily.

I have one of these soft plastic tubes that you stick the garlic in and then kind of rub it then the garlic comes out without any peel. It was literally 5 dollars on Amazon.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hollismason posted:

I have one of these soft plastic tubes that you stick the garlic in and then kind of rub it then the garlic comes out without any peel. It was literally 5 dollars on Amazon.

There has to be a better way!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A Garlic Cannon seems like a missed opportunity

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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redshirt posted:

There has to be a better way!!

You can just smash it with the flat of a knife and then unpeel it.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

A Garlic Cannon seems like a missed opportunity

Garlic rail gun

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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Garlic is good

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


did either of them say if they wanna go see Hausu with me

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
just open the jar and scoop lol what the heck you gvuys

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

redshirt posted:

There has to be a better way!!

yeah, you just toss all your garlic in a prep bowl, put another prep bowl on top of that, then shake it for a few seconds

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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gently caress I spent like 200 dollars on Dungeons and Dragons books on Roll20

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hollismason posted:

gently caress I spent like 200 dollars on Dungeons and Dragons books on Roll20

Tell me about your dungeon

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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redshirt posted:

Tell me about your dungeon

Okay so I bought the short adventure bundle that has 30 adventure modules and I'm going to let the group decide on their adventures. One of the adventures is The Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan which I'm module bashing with Isle of Dread so that the players have to travel to a dinosaur island and investigate. The dungeon is considered o e of the best dnd dungeons made and has stuff like a room of silvery liquid which engulfs players and one where the players play a ancient Mayand game of soccer to the death.

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redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hollismason posted:

Okay so I bought the short adventure bundle that has 30 adventure modules and I'm going to let the group decide on their adventures. One od the adventures is The Hidden Shrine of Tamoachan which I'm module bashing with Isle of Dread so that the players have to travel to a dinosaur island and investigate.

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