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Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

Intuit creates software that makes the scary process of filing taxes efficient and easy for a fair price and for that I am grateful

They also throw part of your payment to them(or the subsidy they get from the government for doing yours for free) at lobbyists to keep the process so complicated that you need their software to navigate the maze of rules and regulations.

It's dropshipping your tax return and gross.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it's true that corporations have occasional lapses, but i daren't imagine an american company in the finance sector would stoop that low. too much time browsing conspiracy reddit methinks.

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...
the IRS could just send us a bill every year, but no. Instead, we have to calculate it ourselves, and if we don't get the same number they did, we're in Deep poo poo

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

kntfkr posted:

look up what the ceo of intuit looks like

John Turturro rear end lookin rear end motherfucker

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

AARD VARKMAN posted:

do you mean rebound



That looks like an absolutely killer bar game. Maybe you can even set it up like a peg grid with placable walls and bumpers you can lay out in different patterns

E: yes I realize the latter part changes it into a different game and indents on the board surface won't work

Sentient Data fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Mar 28, 2024

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

You might be an oldster if you get animated talking about taxes...

slandergoose
Jun 24, 2023
I'm getting sad talking about taxes because I'm sure I'm going to owe money this year :/

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Lol I got my bonus today and they took more in taxes out of this one check than they have for the year total. More like 40% for the 🅱️ig Guy!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i had 3 jobs this tax year and they all taxed me too much plus i have 2 kids so i got a $grip back

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
i get like $50 back a year from federal and $50 back from state and sometimes the city sends me a check too, usually a couple years late

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Work poopin, I'm work poopin

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Work posting, I'm work posting

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hollismason posted:

Work poopin, I'm work poopin

Can't not read this to the tune of Jive Talkin' by the Bee Gees

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Literally A Person posted:

Can't not read this to the tune of Jive Talkin' by the Bee Gees

It's to the tune of Iggy Pops Nightclubbing.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Literally A Person posted:

Can't not read this to the tune of Jive Talkin' by the Bee Gees

Fuckin ninja editor. Where did the 🦜 go

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




new project at work is a disaster in the making the likes of which i've never seen before

there are by my count 9 "team leads" and "scrum masters" and 5 people doing work

i'm not even mad, i want to see how this plays out. there's going to be blood. the middle managers are going to eat each other.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

new project at work is a disaster in the making the likes of which i've never seen before

there are by my count 9 "team leads" and "scrum masters" and 5 people doing work

i'm not even mad, i want to see how this plays out. there's going to be blood. the middle managers are going to eat each other.

You may not like it, but this is what peak productivity looks like

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Smugworth posted:

You may not like it, but this is what peak productivity looks like

🦜🦆🐓🐔🦢🦚🐣🐤🦉🪿🐦‍⬛🦃🦅🕊️🐧🐦🐥

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Fuckin ninja editor. Where did the 🦜 go

:ninja:

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


Awww yessss school's out for Easter. No work for 2 weeks :toot:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bad Purchase posted:

new project at work is a disaster in the making the likes of which i've never seen before

there are by my count 9 "team leads" and "scrum masters" and 5 people doing work

i'm not even mad, i want to see how this plays out. there's going to be blood. the middle managers are going to eat each other.

Sounds like a well-oiled capitalism machine op

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Solefald posted:

Awww yessss school's out for Easter. No work for 2 weeks :toot:

2 weeks! what a country

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Solefald posted:

Awww yessss school's out for Easter. No work for 2 weeks :toot:



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Sounds like a well-oiled capitalism machine op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
But also it's spring break on the rainy Oregon coast and I love lol-ing at sad tourists.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
They look so heart broken it just really puts a pep in my step.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Literally A Person posted:

But also it's spring break on the rainy Oregon coast and I love lol-ing at sad tourists.

lol at tourists not understanding the rainy season doesn't end

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

🦜🦆🐓🐔🦢🦚🐣🐤🦉🪿🐦‍⬛🦃🦅🕊️🐧🐦🐥

beak productivity

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Literally A Person posted:

They look so heart broken it just really puts a pep in my step.

a peep in your step

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i didn’t get this weeks gang stalking schedule and no one is on the discord right now

edit: thank you for the pm! anyone want to trade the Friday 1-3pm slot for something earlier?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AARD VARKMAN posted:

a peep in your step

When I make tea I get a little peep in my steep.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Literally A Person posted:

They look so heart broken it just really puts a pep in my step.

More like Literally A Jerk!!!! :mad:

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
what should i buy fam

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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bagmonkey posted:

what should i buy fam

🦂

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

2 weeks! what a country

for real
Kids in the UK get so much time off and working in the education sector was the best decision I ever made.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

for the country that invented english they sure have a hard time speaking it

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

bagmonkey posted:

what should i buy fam

one of these —> https://www.korin.com/HMI-SCHA-145

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Wtf scorpion wasn't this a bird

this ninja bird editing has to stop

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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No!!!!

Buy some scorpions!!!!

https://www.backwaterreptiles.com/scorpions-for-sale.html

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Thai red curry IN THE POT rn btw. no scorpions

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

all the ones i want are sold out

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