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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Please see a doctor op. Foamy piss is no laughing matter. I care about all GBS posters, even mean old bullies.

i will never stop foamingg!!!!

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Saalkin posted:

i will never stop foamingg!!!!

:hai:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
critter gang foam strong

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
also I used to have insanely foamy piss but once I quit smoking and stopped eating primarily restaurant food it went away. i drink more than ever which i always thought caused it but no I'm foam free

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
thick stream, foam for days, livin the critter life

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

How much confetti comes out when you guys vomit?

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

i cant wait until ring doorbells start charging $1.29 every time you lock or unlock your front door

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Can’t believe the lack of seriousness on this important matter, especially with National Piss Awareness Month just around the corner.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Chief McHeath posted:

i cant wait until ring doorbells start charging $1.29 every time you lock or unlock your front door

It ensures a quality product with continued security updates* to keep you safe.


*Products only eligible for security updates for up to 2 years after initial release.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
it is freedom day for me

at 3:08 pm today it will be exactly 4 years from the last clock punched

i'm gonna smoke some weed and drink some booze to celebrate and y'all invited to join in

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Time to fire up the ol kratom tea kettle

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
B-Dubz tonight to watch the Huskies destroy Illinois

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Foamy Urine is a sign of protein in the urine which is uh not good

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hollismason posted:

Foamy Urine is a sign of protein in the urine which is uh not good

Reported for giving out medical advice without providing your medical licensing information

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

How could protein urine be bad, protein is good, having some in your piss just means you’re getting enough so your body has a little extra it doesn’t need.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i can never tell if my pee is bad because it soaks into the carpet too quick

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

bird with big dick posted:

How could protein urine be bad, protein is good, having some in your piss just means you’re getting enough so your body has a little extra it doesn’t need.

Look your body can either put extra protein in your muscles or in your pee

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

so just put the pee in your muscles

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

problem solved

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

this you, op?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

3 DONG HORSE posted:

so just put the pee in your muscles

Pee is stored in the balls moran

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

sstill foaming like a king :cool:

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Smugworth posted:

Pee is stored in the balls moran

Balls aren't muscles?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Saalkin posted:

sstill foaming like a king :cool:

I’ll pray for you op

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I started an actual skincare routine like I said I would a couple weeks ago and my skin is starting to look good as hell, like brand new skin from the skin store

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
t+ 4 years, 2 hours, 39 minutes

i am celebrating mit beer undt hamburgers and weed

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

12 drinks in at golf I am wasted

A lady came up to flirt to me I asked her to buy me fries. She did

FRYING SPREE
with a side of rambcb

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

talk to her about starfield your favorite video game

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ask her how foamy her piss is

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

dee eight posted:

t+ 4 years, 2 hours, 39 minutes

i am celebrating mit beer undt hamburgers and weed

Holy poo poo I've been retired longer than you.

celebrating coping mit bier und weed

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

12 drinks in at golf I am wasted

A lady came up to flirt to me I asked her to buy me fries. She did

FRYING SPREE
with a side of rambcb

Tell her how you're going to eat all the fries there because you won't eat leftovers

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Holy poo poo I've been retired longer than you.

celebrating coping mit bier und weed

hi 5 not working buddy

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Another dominant UConn victory, another clear foamless piss. It’s all coming up BAGS tonight :hai:

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

dee eight posted:

i can never tell if my pee is bad because it soaks into the carpet too quick

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Have you tasted the piss foam, if it’s made of protein maybe it tastes like steak or something

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
can you draw cute pictures in the foam like a fancy lattay?

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!
gently caress me I'm tired. Worked a parade in my city today. Well, specifically, unloaded and reloaded 300 metal barricades from a lowboy trailer. I feel like a bag of weary bones tomorrow, and I can only imagine the tidings tomorrow will bring. I'm not moving nowhere for nobody.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

some real good friends of mine used to have this psycho neighbor. all fixated and stalky. they couldn’t figure out what his deal was. just constantly creeping looking for excuses to harass them. got so bad they had to move

dude was just sentenced to sixteen years for murder :stare:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Okay I ate pussy in a golf course bathroom

Woops

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

What did her urine taste like

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