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Is this the space I can complain about being g in the office doi g the exact same poo poo I was doing at home.
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If I have to come in for 2 weeks every month Im going to decorate my office with communist mottos
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Sep 18, 2023 15:58
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Goddamn just staring at the loving wall at work
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Sep 19, 2023 20:59
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Just took a unholy power poo poo in the bathroom at work. Wondering if I can get away with bringing a book tomorrow.
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Sep 19, 2023 21:30
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I have set the humane capture traps for the mouse I saw in my apartment. I will take a pic if I capture it
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Sep 20, 2023 20:17
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I was going to take it to a nature preserve or the beach and let it go
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Sep 20, 2023 20:25
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:A mouse can survive a drop over over 3000 feet so you can just chuck em of a cliff There are no 3000 foot cliffs near me.
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Sep 20, 2023 20:27
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Okay if I capture the mouse I will make a thread with a poll on what to do. I just figured letting him go at the beach was the best option.
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Sep 20, 2023 20:40
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I'm not sure how it got in to begin with. I haven't seen it for like 2 days though
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Sep 20, 2023 20:41
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AARD VARKMAN posted:its too late op it already fulfilled its mission and will be stinking up your walls any minute It's a small mouse it probably won't smell thay bad if it is dead.
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Sep 20, 2023 20:43
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:incidentally, have you considered getting a cat op? one of the greatest permutations of intellignent life on earth? I emailed a shelter but they haven't gotten back to me but yeah I'm going to probably adopt a cat.
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Sep 20, 2023 20:44
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AARD VARKMAN posted:op two weeks later: Well I put up the humane trap for the cat. Going to release it in the desert later. The mouse would enjoy the beach!
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Sep 20, 2023 20:46
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I'm at the doctor and some lady is demanding to speak to a manager because of a HIPPA violation
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Sep 20, 2023 20:52
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I knew mice lived at the beach!
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Sep 20, 2023 20:54
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I didn't want to murder it with a trap because I did that one time and it didn't kill the mouse and the mouse just bled all over my kitchen. I didn't want to use poison because I didn't want it.to stink. Imma capture and release.
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Sep 20, 2023 21:00
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Dick Fontaine posted:get with the times. get a mouse trap with wi-fi Does this come with a kill button
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Sep 20, 2023 21:15
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It better not be 17 mice.
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Sep 20, 2023 22:25
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I have not caught the mouse so far. The traps have been laid for 6 hours and no mouse.
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Sep 20, 2023 23:22
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MrQwerty posted:one of the tricks I learned dealing with critters out on an acre at the base of a mountain is that the bait needs a strong scent to cover the fact that a human has been handling the poo poo out of the trap. Oh I shoved half a fig bar in there. The traps I got have this space for food. So I broke a fig bar in half and put that in the traps. If I don't catch it after a few days I'll try peanut butter and vanilla extract.
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Sep 20, 2023 23:25
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Ruby Gloom posted:have you considered that perhaps the mouse has, in fact, caught you I had not considered that the mouse was in charge of our capitalistic society. So if it is in fact in charge then yes I have been trapped by capitalism.
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Sep 20, 2023 23:27
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Goddamn grocery store said they were shopping for my groceries 2 hours ago. Yet i wanted them delivered at 6. I don't want my groceries just hanging out at the grocery store for 2 hours getting warm. This is bullshit.
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Sep 20, 2023 23:37
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I just said gently caress it and am now cooking bacon to make a bacon sandwich with mustard
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Sep 20, 2023 23:46
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Ruby Gloom posted:they're adding extra mice I DONT WANT ANY MORE MICE
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Sep 21, 2023 00:20
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Bacon Sandwiches with mustard loving rule and I'll die on this hill.
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Sep 21, 2023 00:45
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I didn't see the mouse last night and there are no mice on the traps so maybe they're gone.
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Sep 21, 2023 12:58
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redshirt posted:What's the deal with all these car warranty commercials? A year ago I don't remember ever knowing about them. It's a profitable scam so lots of people are interested in it
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Sep 21, 2023 17:17
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Anyone else supervisor calls them and is like " Oh you hosed this up" and while you are literally on the phone with then they realize you didnt!
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Sep 21, 2023 17:49
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I left my vape juice at home and now I gotta make it all day without going to vape. It loving sucks.
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Sep 21, 2023 18:35
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Hey what's the options for me borrowing that dog for like a week . I have a mouse problem
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Sep 21, 2023 19:04
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I ate pork belly tacos for lunch and now my rear end in a top hat is exploding at work. RIP that bathroom
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Sep 21, 2023 20:17
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Goddamn I hate Mondays. Oh cool someone just having a mental breakdown screaming the f slur over and over again at the train station. Great way to start the week. Ugh. Hollismason fucked around with this message at 13:14 on Sep 25, 2023 |
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Sep 25, 2023 13:06
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Next time they say your going to be working the weekend. Declare that due to a stomach issue you can only eat beans and cabbage. Then only eat beans and cabbage that weekend.
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Sep 25, 2023 13:45
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That's not bad. I basically have to go in to work every month or so and I do the exact same poo poo I'm doing at home except I have a commute. It is annoying
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Sep 25, 2023 14:05
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I literally had a meeting last week about a meeting. Like some sort of meeting inception.
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Sep 25, 2023 14:54
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Currently memorizing the lyrics to Dead Milkmens Stuart to repeat back at my boss when he comes in my office saying crazy poo poo. Gonna change queers to communist though.
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Sep 25, 2023 15:45
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Goddamn going into the office sucks. Took tremendous energy to not just call in sick.
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Sep 26, 2023 13:16
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I think I'm going to bring a book to work the next rotation
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Sep 26, 2023 13:46
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I'm definitely bringing a book to work next time I go in. So loving boring.
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Sep 26, 2023 16:22
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Goddamn it is infuriating to surf websites on my phone.
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Just so many goddamn pop ups and ads.
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