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I don't know how you guys manage to keep track of all these users/gimmicks tbh. I've met dozens of goons IRL over the years and I couldn't tell you a single goon username off the dome. Occasionally I see one vaguely familiar, but I don't keep track of who talks about what.
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Is this Hamilton?
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Jun 4, 2023 15:13
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I just have a looped video of myself nodding and smiling intermittently that I play during zoom calls. Nobody has noticed. You do need to be wearing the same clothes though in case someone asks a question, but since we are goons that shouldn't be an issue.
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Jun 4, 2023 16:22
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Forklift certification isn't rigorous enough. I know because I'm forklift certified and I almost flipped the drat thing during the testing portion, and shouldn't be allowed near a forklift.
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Jun 5, 2023 14:11
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Donate that pos to 877 kars for kids or whatever, mischief managed
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Jun 5, 2023 17:23
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teemolover42069 posted:i dont care about this either way except that im cconfused, it doesnt seem like that was fake as far as I know? did I miss something? Don't bother. Nuance is completely lost on these people, and if any part of it wasn't 100% true they are going to insist that all of it was 0% true, because that aligns with their worldview.
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Jun 5, 2023 19:03
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Spartacus etc
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Jun 5, 2023 19:12
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Yeah, I get up to a lot of severely awesome poo poo. Thanks for noticing. 
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Jun 5, 2023 19:20
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He's right. Your reply was intentionally dumb and wrong because you are awful to people presumably because you think it's "comedy" to be abrasive.
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Jun 5, 2023 20:22
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numberoneposter posted:i have now used my pineapple corer three times On pineapples though?
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Jun 5, 2023 21:57
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I just had a meeting about scheduling more meetings.
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Jun 6, 2023 17:31
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I have a couple of Cornish hens I plan on jamming into an air fryer for science later.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:07
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I guess I was supposed to defrost the hens or something.. so I guess that's for tomorrow
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Jun 6, 2023 18:16
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AARD VARKMAN posted:just turn it on high I assure you I will be quite high when I turn it on.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:19
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kntfkr posted:I woke up with the phrase "the dark souls of eating pussy" in my head today and am struggling to find a situation in which I can use it. Going down on a lady with epilepsy.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:27
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I didn't have high hopes for the reboot but if anything it's better than the original imho.
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Jun 6, 2023 18:39
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King of the hill is supposed to be coming back soon right
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Jun 6, 2023 18:48
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Obviously my opinion isn't worth anything given the circumstances, but goddamn kid all you had to do was not do whatever this is. It's like a Scooby Doo villain tearing off their own lovely mask mid episode
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Jun 6, 2023 19:25
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I like hotdogs as much as the next guy, but if Oscar Meyer rolls up to my house to explain how exactly the pig anus gets minced in it becomes less enjoyable. Or like David blane does a magic trick and then just keeps explaining how he did it, his motivation, and plans he scrapped for other, presumably also pig anus related, tricks. I enjoyed the thread, and watching people try and be genuinely helpful and empathetic, and even though it was fake, that's still entertaining and meaningful. Pig anus is pig anus.
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Jun 6, 2023 20:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IKSGFCn9vI
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Jun 6, 2023 20:39
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:thinking to spend $100 on diablo 4 That seems like a lot, is that a collectors edition or something?
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Jun 7, 2023 02:08
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drat. It's been a hot minute since I bought a triple A game on launch but I didn't think I was that out of touch with the prices. Edit: even Canadian that's kinda steep, what's that like $75 us?
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Jun 7, 2023 02:12
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At my first job I made $5.15 an hour. It's hard to believe it's only gone up that much in all these years despite the price of everything skyrocketing.
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Jun 7, 2023 03:02
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I thought that for a moment as well tbh. My household enjoyed the first one, but I'll probably wait for the digital release. Looking forward to it though.
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Jun 7, 2023 03:34
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I made an offering to Hector for some shaved ice, I feel like that's probably close enough.
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Jun 22, 2023 03:32
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I like whole pickles for snacking. I like to squish the insides before the first bite, each squeeze tempting fate, will this squeeze explode the pickle?
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Jun 22, 2023 19:49
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Smugworth posted:I don't get it   
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Jun 25, 2023 01:28
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drat that sandwich looks tasty
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Jun 26, 2023 20:51
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Bad Purchase posted:there is definitely a pic out there somewhere of me wearing a cardboard robot costume looking like an absolute 2000s goon and playing DDR on someone's playstation dance pad at a florida goonmeet, but i can't remember which city or which year anymore Here's my cardboard robot costume 
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Jun 27, 2023 15:38
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I read Good News From Outer Space recently picked up from a thrift store for $1 and it was way better than I expected considering nobody has ever heard of it. It has dadaist punks that break into cars and install stereo systems.
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Jun 27, 2023 18:00
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Have you tried not working at your desk
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Jun 27, 2023 18:50
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Still 2 hours of workday left You can stay at your desk, just don't do any work.
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Jun 27, 2023 19:45
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I'm hambidextrous. I can use whichever hand isn't currently holding a patty melt.
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Jun 27, 2023 20:18
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Something sinister about them...
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Jun 27, 2023 22:31
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Cousin Todd posted:Something sinister about them... 
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Jun 27, 2023 23:00
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I've tried to go to the Popeyes drive through 3 times in my life. Each time I ordered, got to the window after waiting like 10 minutes, and then got told they didn't have what I ordered anymore, and each time I just drove away. I don't even know if I like Popeyes. I never succeeded at getting any.
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Jun 27, 2023 23:20
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This Popeyes just got built so maybe that's part of it. My only exposure to their food is via Adam Sandler movies.
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Jun 27, 2023 23:38
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You can only ever truly exercise your right to be forgotten by utilizing dissociatives so as to ensure that even you forget you exist.
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Jun 28, 2023 14:52
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We've all been Sxugworth this whole time
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Jun 28, 2023 16:16
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We had one good Chinese place. Then someone bought them out. They immediately just opened another restaurant with a different name and now everyone eats there instead.
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