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Seth Pecksniff posted:A friend of mine is in one of those lol Whoa which one that rules
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Jun 18, 2023 12:28
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Man... my rear end stank so bad I had to hire an orangutan to beat it with a carpet duster.
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Jun 26, 2023 08:50
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Tarquinn posted:Please wash your rear end. He did a finishing job by spraying the nooks and crannies with some compressed air cans you use to clean a computer. He was wearing his glasses.
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Jun 26, 2023 09:17
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Lusty Grundles posted:How did some of the folks here get their join dates from the 80s? I registered at a university mainframe in 81 using punchcards.
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Jun 26, 2023 15:01
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Huge news in the cock torture community
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Jun 26, 2023 23:55
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Anyone wanna go posy some Broly porn with me n get banned
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Jun 27, 2023 01:58
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Clap along if you feel
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Jul 1, 2023 21:21
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Me and the other Homonculus Boys are putting on our large boots and gloves and tiny jackets and going out on the town
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Jul 1, 2023 22:45
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AARD VARKMAN posted:almost time to order Chinese food So are ya Chinese or Japanese
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Jul 1, 2023 23:35
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DS9 starts for Dick Sucker 9 (it is the 9th Dick Sucker)
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Jul 10, 2023 04:54
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I've been getting pissed off at the apes at the zoo. I stand there and give them the finger. They are freeloaders.
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Jul 10, 2023 13:56
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I saw a cow masturbating by sticking its dick in a gopher hole, I asked the farmer what the big deal was and he said "OH that's just the beef stroganoff."
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Jul 10, 2023 14:23
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Bad Purchase posted:but the lord of the lash says, nay nay nay Where there's a dick there's a gay
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Jul 10, 2023 16:01
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I'm sick so I took today off. It is an OK monday
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Jul 10, 2023 17:50
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Oh lord I'm in the tub and I made the bath water way too hot. I'm sweating
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Jul 10, 2023 21:41
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Chinatown posted:drink a glass of cool water op I waved a small towel in my face and it cooled me down. Now I turned off the lights, took a huge hit of weed, and am gonna read a book on my phone with the brightness turned all the way down and Ambient 2 by Brian Eno playing in my earbuds till I drift off and start snoring loud as gently caress in the bathtub.
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Jul 10, 2023 21:50
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Space Kablooey posted:this kills the phone Man I can tell when I'm about to pass out I put it on top of the toilet lid next to me
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Jul 10, 2023 22:25
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I nutted and an egg yolk slid out??
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Jul 12, 2023 08:28
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Not my whole rear end dick stinking so bad I had to stick a scented candle down it and light the wick!!!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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Jul 19, 2023 01:33
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Jul 19, 2023 03:38
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Anyone got the pic of the rotten foam ET with its skeleton showing
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Jul 19, 2023 04:26
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Jul 19, 2023 04:30
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Bad Purchase posted:for the last 5 or so nights there's been a frog hanging out on my kitchen window scarfing down the little flies that come up to the light. The frog is doing something illegal
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Jul 20, 2023 02:36
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I road my bike today to see if I still feel
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Jul 20, 2023 03:28
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I hate grey aliens. Every other month they fly by my house and use a sonic ray gun to blow out my windows while playing their loud alien music over speakers with the bass turned up too high
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Jul 20, 2023 06:37
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Yes - Shitter of a Nasty Shart
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Jul 22, 2023 05:25
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I'm listening to Dire Straits on SPOTIFY
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Jul 22, 2023 05:30
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Smugworth posted:Monday WFH same as any other day, toiling away in isolation in the software mines waiting for someone to bother me over slack. it ain't much but it's honest work Monday WEed From Home
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Jul 24, 2023 15:21
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bagmonkey posted:the smell of over ripe taint to go along with it, mmmm I once walked into our employee restroom and saw poo poo smeared on the lid, I went out and said "Whoever poo poo on the toilet lid go and clean it" and then I just never used that toilet again to do anything but piss. That mfer ruined my work making GBS threads.
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Jul 24, 2023 16:22
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I can't install games on my PC, there's not enough space on my 2tb hard drive after I filled it with praise music (FLAC)
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Jul 26, 2023 17:41
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Can't stop farting this AM!! I'm going to sleep early today
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Aug 5, 2023 14:59
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Had some pastram olives n cheese for brekky, the toots will only get more total from here on out
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Aug 5, 2023 15:02
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Every time I see fargoth I spit on the ground and make him flinch by acting like I'm going to punch him
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Aug 6, 2023 17:20
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Smugworth posted:big tiddy fargoth boyfriend    
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Aug 6, 2023 19:32
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Dick Bastardly posted:did yall know that fire ants don't simply just bite, they actually have venomous stingers and sting you the little bastards They're sluts giving out spicy kisses
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Aug 9, 2023 15:37
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I'm hungry
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Aug 10, 2023 05:34
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Aug 10, 2023 19:35
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teemolover42069 posted:i dont understand what made ol boi flip out like that but i guess it was just being spun out as gently caress What happebed
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Just finished watching The Lovely Bones it was an awful movie
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