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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I would never post in a thread like this.

Never

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:



(Not sure why this got me a probe last time as it is only meant to convey the notion that I 'lol'ed please have mercy on me mods)

That lady is having a laugh

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Ah, my calzone from the plane of the beyond is here.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nooner posted:

Ur not supposed to eat quails or their eggs they are the state bird it's illegal

Maybe you're not.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Wendigee posted:

Calling in sick on 420 is suspicious

Narc

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nooner posted:

I'm going to work from home tomorrow but not for drug smoking purposes I just don't want to go in

Wuss

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

kntfkr posted:

It's been 4/20 here for a while and I shan't be smoking cuz marijuana gets u sent to the mines for death training or something. Suxxx. Gonna drop off the baby and go to another ancient kung fu town for the night where I will skull piss drunken master style.

Weiner

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Wendigee posted:

No, Chinar.

:stat::wal:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Glad we're now permabanning horses around here

Neigh neigh motherfucker

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sid Vicious posted:

lmao I’m so mad at the simpsons subreddit moderators and that is honestly so pathetic I know but I just like showing my pictures to fans of the simpsons, only time I ever “promoted” myself was answering someone in the comments who said hey do you sell this and I was like yeah here’s my website and they permanently banned me for self promotion and I’m just like are you serious right now and I am having a pathetic 4/20 basically thanks for reading

All mods are wusses

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

I respect mods, personally

dink

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

buglord posted:

Reddit banned me for stupid crap and I wouldn’t take anything those confidently-incorrect dickheads do with a grain of salt.

What'd you do, Bug?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

We have a daughter actually, lamer

lamer? Christ, goon.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AARD VARKMAN posted:

not me im a cool jock

Fair.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

forgot about this most juicy of name chamges

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

I'm making this the background on my computer running the Geoworks operating system

More like geoDORKS.

You dork.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Mods? A trifle!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

GundamHealer posted:

Oh hey all. How’s Saturday night going?

loving KILLER AF

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

buglord posted:

Buddy what in gods green earth is going on with your av

It was a gift.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Ew. Gross. You're gross.

Upon inspection I find that I am both fresh AND clean and it is you, dear Smugworth, who is, in fact gross.

Ew.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Remember when I was a mod and it was you who was a poster.
And I was the best mod in all of GBS while you posted feebly against me.
Now that I have stepped down and become a poster again, it is unsurprising your jealousy continues unabated. It's gross. You are gross.

Ew.

I don't remember that at all but do you remember when you could get a free tootsie roll pop at the convienence store if you found a wrapper from one that had a star on it. That was sick af,.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

The native American shooting a star. No one ever got a free pop from that. Seth, is the needful being done?

I got a ton. Maybe you were just a whiny baby so the store owner didn't like you

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

That's theft and fraud. I'm reporting you to your local PD. Statute of limitations much?

5O? A trifle!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

It’s beautiful and the best av on the forums if not entire internet

Thank you. That means a lot to me.

Nooner posted:

I like the sunglasses they make me think about counting all my money from blood oil

Blood money is the, hands down, coolest type of money

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Ew. Gross. You're gross.

drat right.

:sickos:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

YeahTubaMike posted:

:chloe:

I'd think blood money would be on the warmer side.

:rimshot:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

pacerwpg posted:

Got some chicken breast on The Traeger tm.

Meat is murder.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sid Vicious posted:

it’s Sunday

oMG why are you always so VERBOSE

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Jesus, man. Learn some brevity for Christ's sake!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AARD VARKMAN posted:

finally out of leftovers so can justify takeout. can't decide betw33n banh mi (from far away place WITH pate), burrito (from good place with NO rice), and wings (from place never tried B4)

The answer is some sort of pate burrito with a half dozen wings on the side.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Taking the Lord's name in vain on Sunday of all days. Smdh

The Lord? A trifle!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BigBeefCity posted:

So, in the local news they made this article about how you should be sad about not being in it featuring a local dead bro. Check this mf out:





Dead Bro having the time of his life.


........oh.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

someone should buy him his account back, he'll never figure it out

not me though, im poor

P sure you can only give someone a cert to do that and to give them that cert you need an email address and Nom would never doxx himself by giving away that critical piece of personal information

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Also, he is the Maudib so.......

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Not sure how op is muadib when he can’t tolerate spice

:vince:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Need this as a cloth patch

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

lol long rear end wordy + proper grammar style gbs poster

So so shameful. The people demand short punchy posts like, "Ew" and "Gross" and "Ew, that's gross. You're gross".

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

AARD VARKMAN posted:

my dad finally got a kindle and immediately emailed me to ask how to pirate books on it

Time to turn him in. Sorry Pops, *reads Miranda rights*

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My favorite way to imbibe kimchi is chopped as a topping for a hotdog with gochujang and minced onions.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

Favorite brand?

Jongga

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