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Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

When we heard that sound we thought it was another of Ronnie "the Rocket" O'Sullivan's champion farts, but no. An astonishing thing. While Robert Wilkins or Joe Perry was lining up his shot, a strange figure ran in, jumped on the table, and released an explosion of what resembled orange Gatorade powder. The Crucible Theatre erupted in boos. "Nay," they shouted, "Get away. Bunch of decent folk have come here to enjoy the game. Thank you, no."

Must have had a cause. Take a look here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiuL-1NF9gY&t=1701s

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

truly, Snooker's 9/11

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




lol what a hero

the only way it could've been better is if he had a 2nd person with him to do it again after they spent an hour getting the area cleaned up

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


he really snookered them there haha

Zachack
Jun 1, 2000




Bad Purchase posted:

lol what a hero

the only way it could've been better is if he had a 2nd person with him to do it again after they spent an hour getting the area cleaned up

I mean he sorta did, there's a woman(? hard to see) on the other side trying for the table but she gets stopped. Presumably her color would have been Electric Blue Cool Ranch.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the crowd sure was quick to curse and shout at the man doing activism for a good and righteous cause

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

looks more like kraft dinner cheese powder than gatorade imo

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they put chalk on the tips of the cues all the time, i don't see the big deal

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
lmfao that announcer is so offended, what a wanker

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
snook 'er? drat near blew her right the gently caress up with an improvised explosive

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I am shocked, just absolutely shocked that snooker is a real thing and not just a weird Britishism for billiards.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





What even is snooker?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I am shocked, just absolutely shocked that snooker is a real thing and not just a weird Britishism for billiards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv7qY1TVnAY

this was a very popular tv show in the 90s in the UK. it was like a snooker themed game show, with contestants answering questions while snooker players potted balls or some poo poo, i dunno i was really young but it was something like that.

a guy called john virgo used to do rad trick shots as part of the show as well

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I only know Steve Davis because he was on that show with David Cross.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




pretty sure i heard at least one c word from the audience

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe

Sophy Wackles posted:

What even is snooker?

it's pool for people with bad teeth

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

RIP Archer Maclean, maker of some pretty good games: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archer_Maclean

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

Oh, that’s a baaad miss

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

cheetos advertising department are a bunch of mad lads

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
orange gatorade powder

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





His t-shirt says "JUST STOP OIL". Are these snooker guys oil barons or something?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sophy Wackles posted:

His t-shirt says "JUST STOP OIL". Are these snooker guys oil barons or something?

Nah but the people who payed this guy certainly are

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Waltzing Along posted:

orange gatorade powder

that makes sense. the real winner of snooker is a nice clean empty table.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Bad Purchase posted:

the crowd sure was quick to curse and shout at the man doing activism for a good and righteous cause

name one thing that is more righteous and good than ball go in hole, I dare you

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Sophy Wackles posted:

What even is snooker?

you could watch the recent gods of snooker for an introduction to some of the personalities involved in the sport, though it is too narrow in scope to explain the rules or feature profiles of today's dynamos like Ronnie "The Rocket" O'Sullivan. some of the older "snooker superstars" they featured the young people haven't even heard of.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Lucky Guy posted:

name one thing that is more righteous and good than ball go in hole, I dare you

the gape is its own reward, just as righteous with a ball inside or nothing at all

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

This just in, oil has been stopped!!!!! HE DID IT!!!

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Oil may not have been stopped, but at least I know what snooker is (and is not) now.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




neato burrito posted:

This just in, oil has been stopped!!!!! HE DID IT!!!

a legend, one for the ages

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
typical GBS poster type behavior


smdh

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Mescal posted:

you could watch the recent gods of snooker for an introduction to some of the personalities involved in the sport, though it is too narrow in scope to explain the rules or feature profiles of today's dynamos like Ronnie "The Rocket" O'Sullivan. some of the older "snooker superstars" they featured the young people haven't even heard of.

Everything I know about snooker I learned from Spitting Image. They nicknamed a boring dude Interesting. Full stop.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
Thread title made me think some joker swapped one of the balls with one made of compressed talcum powder, like those prank golf balls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTm1yp-Boy8

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I bet it was Minnesota Fats trying to break into the world of snooker hustlin'.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

GundamHealer posted:

Oh, that’s a baaad miss

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

is there some kind of context to this? like is it related to some kind of drama or internal politics in the snooker world? does the orange color have some significance? or is it just some random nut who wanted to get on tv for a second?

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Earwicker posted:

is there some kind of context to this? like is it related to some kind of drama or internal politics in the snooker world? does the orange color have some significance? or is it just some random nut who wanted to get on tv for a second?

It's about global warming.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Earwicker posted:

is there some kind of context to this? like is it related to some kind of drama or internal politics in the snooker world? does the orange color have some significance? or is it just some random nut who wanted to get on tv for a second?

The shirt says Just Stop Oil. Also :lol: at the girl on the other table failing.

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

The event was two English people playing a game in (probably) England, with (probably) mostly English people in attendance. Maybe there was a Welshman in the stands, who knows. Like ... it's a pretty low emissions form of entertainment. Same with going to the museum to look at paintings. The message I'm getting here is that any form of leisure or enrichment is a sin so long as carbon is in the atmosphere, which comes off as a worldview of someone unwell.

I'm saying he should try that poo poo at NASCAR or The Masters.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

We had a full size snooker table in the basement of no where America. It came with the house, the widow didn't want to pay to have the giant slabs of granite moved. I was already in college and just living there to save money, so I didn't grow up with it.

It's loving impossible compared to American pool.

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