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Khanstant
pos treally good ideas if ya got emm

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Khanstant
my idea is to copy the best ones i read

Khanstant
havent caught up w thread yet but did anyone suggest trees growing a big hairy beard for birds to pull hairs from for their nests? bugs could hide in it too

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Apr 19, 2023

Quadramind

If your phone is too heavy, you can get a thing to hold it, or you can put it in your pocket for a while while you rest your arms

Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae

Quadramind posted:

If your phone is too heavy, you can get a thing to hold it, or you can put it in your pocket for a while while you rest your arms


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9VtWUZewVc

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

FutonForensic

you can get away with a crime if nobody sees you & you don't leave any evidence


Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
toast has a great texture but it's too dry. if you have anything like butter or jam in your fridge, try adding that next time for a succulent springtime treat


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mailorder bees

FLUFFERNUTTER
going outside and dont wanna hurt your feet stepping on things? might i recommend shoes?


thanks Manifisto!

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer
:rock:
press space to make a space on a computer

vanisher

check this out we make a videogame based on buying things from amazon like you get points for your purchases and the game is really badass too so like people want to play it THEN we get amazon to like pay us for the game and maybe even they give us free stuff too because we're really good at ideas



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

vanisher

that same idea but HOME DEPOT because they have not only lumber but also a lot of snacks at the front which we could capitalize on in terms of getting cool free stuff PLUS maybe now I can actually get one and loving JEFF my stepdad can't say no



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

vanisher

follow-up the game is called amazshawn because i'm shawn and i'm amazing



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

Khanstant
bread box big enough to sleep in

Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!

Khanstant posted:

bread box big enough to sleep in

you're really loving up my opening move here


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Charles Bukowski

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

:420:



Thank you Saoshyant for the lovely signature.


Stoner Sloth

The Hello Machine

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
If you want to learn to read fortunes, go to the cemetery and practice on all the dead people. They all have very easy fortunes, so you'll be able to tell if you're doing it right.

Khanstant

Sherbert Hoover posted:

you're really loving up my opening move here

men small enough to live in bread sized breadboxes

nut

didea kong

nut

Day I Dream Eat A Sandwich

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
smell archive in your phone. no more "what's that smell". you can even "share" a smell.

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
new phone smell dis



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

using a microplane while being distracted



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Justa Dandelion

[sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

Probably shower sometimes.

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin::bananacoin::bananacoin::bananacoin::bananacoin:




Thank you deeply friend Saoshyant and friend w4ddl3d33 and friend Revenous Scoot for these lovely little doodles!

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
do some pöst's in the 'yõb



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Charles Bukowski

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Wake up and feed the cat



Thank you Saoshyant for the lovely signature.


watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

a cheeky bit of banter with the lads



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style
I want to google a smell

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

quitting your job to pursue your dreams of harpsichord virtuosity



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Charles Bukowski

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Becoming a mountain recluse



Thank you Saoshyant for the lovely signature.


watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

fake your death and flee the country



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Khanstant

nut posted:

Day I Dream Eat A Sandwich

Scuba Trooper

what if u need to light something but have no matches??? just put some metal in the microwave :yum:

Charles Bukowski

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Scuba Trooper posted:

what if u need to light something but have no matches??? just put some metal in the microwave :yum:

If you've never lit a smoke directly off your stove, lol. Can always set a piece of paper towel alight as well to be used as a taper/to light a proper taper.

Metal in the microwave summons demons.



Thank you Saoshyant for the lovely signature.


Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
if your hungry, you can go to the store and buy the food there to eat it and not be hungry anymore until you get hungry again, at which point you can just go back to the store and it will still be there with food in it for you to buy and eat

nut

double peanuts

nut

bigger peas

nut

watch gun when u shoot it it shoots the time out

nut

coconuts with weaker outsides when u wanna eat em

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free sudafed

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