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Charles Bukowski

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Wake up and feed the cat



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Becoming a mountain recluse



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Scuba Trooper posted:

what if u need to light something but have no matches??? just put some metal in the microwave :yum:

If you've never lit a smoke directly off your stove, lol. Can always set a piece of paper towel alight as well to be used as a taper/to light a proper taper.

Metal in the microwave summons demons.



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Charles Bukowski

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Buying the kids cakes that are on sale and eating them alone



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Charles Bukowski

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Does the stinking toe go bad? They're pretty hard.



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watho posted:

take out a second mortgage and bet it all on horse racing

Just keep doubling your bets, it's bound to work out.



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Charles Bukowski

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Friends



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A cup of hot sweet coffee and a thick spiff of lemon haze



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Listening to CCR



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See the little friend with the earring and the makeup?
Yeah buddy, that's their own hair
That little friend got their own jet airplane
That little friend, they're a millionaire



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Charles Bukowski

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A visor is great instead of google glasses, because whatever idgaf if I look like Georgie La Forge if I can also watch youtube over top someone annoying talking to me. Thats a great idea, this is a thread for goo dideas?



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Charles Bukowski

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to be connected to a hivemind so we can eliminate misunderstanding and falsehoods



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Sedatives in the tap water



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