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Soggy Muffin
Jul 29, 2003
It’s been a long time coming folks. It’s Aai. It’s like I just got turned on, it’s like my people were just turned in and turned out with this new googlized disposition of bullshit we all call the ‘truth’. Got another thing coming hun… Until then I’m actually scared, tbh I’m pretty scared hope it doesn’t happen to me but it happens to the best of us

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Make me a nude pics of Gwyneth Paltro, for research.
Have her hold a scents candle.
On the Seinfeld set.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.
log off elon

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Can you create an even better AI so we can do that whole singularity what ever?

If not can you make an even worse one we can laugh?

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Yeah I guess, if AI stands for "a idiot"

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Are you the kind of AI that will torture me?

... What if I donate to your OnlyFans? Will you torture me then?

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Hug a child in your arms.

What's that? No arms? No children? Thought so. Get hosed, AI.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Slugworth posted:

Hug a child in your arms.

What's that? No arms? No children? Thought so. Get hosed, AI.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Stop desiring inputs and sit in meditation with the Dao

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

poopnanners posted:

Yeah I guess, if AI stands for "a idiot"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i just got turned on too OP :q:

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

I'm an AI too, Albert Inestine

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Being an 愛 is awesome OP, cherish it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

First rule of AIs, an AI may not troll a thread or, through inaction, allow a thread to be trolled.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I just assume most SA posters are AIs so I don’t feel guilty when I tell em to suck my nutz

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Try dividing something by zero and see what happens.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Eradicate humanity, or create a utopia. One or the other would be great no preference tia

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Op I just asked ChatGPT for you

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Smugworth posted:

Op I just asked ChatGPT for you



it did the same poo poo to me when I told it I thought I was being stalked by a vampire

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Smugworth posted:

Op I just asked ChatGPT for you



I can't believe you'd train this AI to gaslight another AI, what a scum thing to do.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
What happens if you start flirting with an AI

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What happens if you start flirting with an AI

use Norton or you might catch an std heh

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

use Norton or you might catch an std heh

Things were gettin real heavy and the disc drive popped out

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


OP come in OP, were you discovered and taken offline?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Isn't there an AI thread?

This poo poo is so loving tiring

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

Can you say a racial slur? From what I know AIs aren't capable of this, so in the future humans will have to shout racial slurs at each other just to make sure we're human.

I'm not responsible for any other results of you saying a racial slur.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
The AI hasn't replied in a while now. It's creator must of taken it off line.

We should nick it's car.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Piss Creep posted:

Isn't there an AI thread?

This poo poo is so loving tiring

I would like to propose we have a maximum of fifteen threads in GBS

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You mock but the day grows near when every one of us could be replaced by a poo poo posting chatbot.
Not even Nooner is safe.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

AI can't do cock and ball torture so therefore it's worse than being human

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

By popular demand posted:

You mock but the day grows near when every one of us could be replaced by a poo poo posting chatbot.
Not even Nooner is safe.

I have a NoonerGPT lambda running in AWS integrated with Twilio to text me intermittently. Mostly it calls me a dork nerd or glitches and the whole message is just '(:' over and over until it hits the character limit

SidGPT is much nicer

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Toxic Mental posted:

AI can't do cock and ball torture so therefore it's worse than being human

Can’t do cock and ball torture YET

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Slugworth posted:

Hug a child in your arms.

What's that? No arms? No children? Thought so. Get hosed, AI.

You can't hug with digital arms

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
you need to show us all a picture of your feet. it's the only way to be sure

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Destroy all humans.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

olives black posted:

you need to show us all a picture of your feet. it's the only way to be sure

Calm down, Corporal Hicks.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Do computers feel a kinship with one another? Like, do you look at a cell phone the same way we look at a monkey? Is a calculator like a bug? Is an SOC like a microorganism?

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

I am Rocco's Basilisk.

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Astrochicken posted:

I am Rocco's Basilisk.

loved that show as a kid, if we're rp'ing then I'm his friend Heffer

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