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Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
Corey and Evelyn might have been the funniest as Corey was a dough ball corn fed Mormon who was constantly getting played by his scheming Ecuadorian girlfriend. When he shows up Quito, she's not even there to drive him to her village and says "You need to prove to me you are resourceful and can make it here on the bus", you can tell this guys never taken any public transit before let alone a cramped South American bus, he's nearly melting down since he can't figure out the bus schedules and the transfers. When he arrives he doesn't speak Spanish so he's stuck with no one to talk to, and can't get a job in town to support the both of them, even though he's already drained $50k of his savings to help her build a beachfront bar that makes no money. He later learns that Evelyn has been cheating on him and his nickname around town is "El Cachudo" (The Cuck) because Evelyn has been openly cheating on him in the village while pilfering him for all he's worth.

Just the slow destruction of complete moron who continually gets back up to shovel more poo poo into his gaping maw.

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