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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

Once upon a time in heaven, three unlikely characters found themselves sitting in a circle, passing a joint around. Adolf Hitler, notorious for his role in World War II and the Holocaust, Eric Harris, one of the perpetrators of the Columbine High School shooting, and Dylan Klebold, his accomplice, were all surprised to find themselves in such a serene setting.

As they inhaled the fragrant cannabis smoke, they couldn't help but feel a sense of peace and relaxation. Hitler, known for his strict anti-drug policies during his time on Earth, found himself giggling uncontrollably, his infamous mustache twitching as he laughed. Harris and Klebold, who had been notorious for their violent tendencies in their past lives, were now engrossed in a deep conversation about the futility of violence and the consequences of their actions.

As the effects of the cannabis took hold, the trio began to open up about their past mistakes. Hitler expressed remorse for the atrocities he had committed during the war, acknowledging the pain and suffering he had caused to millions of people. Harris and Klebold shared their regrets for the pain they had inflicted on innocent victims during their shooting rampage at Columbine High School.

They found themselves discussing the importance of empathy, tolerance, and understanding towards others. They realized that their actions had been fueled by hatred, prejudice, and a lack of compassion, and they now saw the destructive nature of their beliefs and behaviors.

In this unexpected gathering, they found themselves bonding over their shared mistakes and reflecting on the consequences of their actions. They acknowledged the harm they had caused and the lives they had taken, and expressed a genuine desire to make amends.

As the joint burned down to its last puff, the three former antagonists shared a moment of silence, filled with contemplation and newfound self-awareness. They realized that in heaven, there was no room for hatred, violence, or discrimination.

As the haze of cannabis dissipated, the trio looked at each other with newfound understanding and empathy. They realized that their past actions did not define them in the afterlife, and they had an opportunity to learn, grow, and make amends.

With a sense of camaraderie, they hugged each other and promised to do better, to be agents of peace and positivity in their eternal existence. They vowed to work towards spreading love, understanding, and acceptance, and to make a positive impact wherever they could.

In an unexpected turn of events, this unlikely trio, once known for their darkness, found themselves transformed by the power of cannabis and the spirit of compassion in heaven. They set off on a new journey, eager to make a difference and leave a positive legacy, creating an unexpected alliance that would inspire others to strive for a more peaceful and inclusive world.

And so, in the heavens, a story of redemption, forgiveness, and personal growth unfolded, proving that even in the most unlikely circumstances, change and transformation are possible, and that love and understanding can triumph over hatred and violence. The joint may have been what brought them together, but it was their newfound perspective and commitment to peace that would define their eternity in heaven.

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