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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
https://www.npr.org/2023/04/20/1170983959/spacex-starship-launch-elon-musk

Elon blew up the ticket just like he blew up Twitter lol

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Elon musk can't smoke weed XXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Looking forward to the news that it blew up because Elon demanded the boosters be arranged to spell out SEX or something equally stupid

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
That was a big wiener

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
thank you op

you are one of the few trusted news sources left

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

quote:

Starship just experienced what we call a rapid, unscheduled disassembly," said John Insprucker, SpaceX's principal integration engineer.
:goofy:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Looking forward to the news that it blew up because Elon demanded the boosters be arranged to spell out SEX or something equally stupid

Get this, they launched it in FOUR TWENTY!! WEED NUMBER :xd:

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I knew trying to break the world record for "most teachers aboard a spaceflight" was a bad idea

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

I’m glad his dumb rocket exploded

chefscientist
Mar 23, 2007

#1 Cockeyed Ghost fan
Don't worry once they iron out the bugs they'll be able to kill way more people.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Maybe name the company Space✅ next time

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
Starting to think everything this Elon guy touches turns too poo poo. :thunk:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

SpacePinto

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Outpost22 posted:

Starting to think everything this Elon guy touches turns too poo poo. :thunk:

I wonder... what his username was XD

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

"Fully reusable' hunh. Yeah, just find the pieces that didn't burn up and knock the dents out.

I guess that ultimately incinerating some or all of the rich fools taking SpaceX rockets to Mars will at least save them from living in a fascist gouging Musktopian state.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost


whoopsie doodle, Leon forgot six engines at home!

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dak8uzKba4k

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It blew up because it wanted to die

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

It blew up because it wanted to die

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Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?
The rocket blew up because Musk fired the engineers who told him he needed to dig and make a bigger base to launch off. The pad blew UP and rocks and concrete hit the rocket and kaboom.

He didn't want to pay for the environmental impact statement that will say they aren't allowed to big a deeper and bigger pad.


Musk will fire the people who report this back.

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