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im...im...im so glad i got atomic camo on all weapons in cod
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 05:36 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:35 |
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I nutted in ur great grandma so hard lol
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 05:38 |
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and then … in the 4th panel … she’s on the hospital bed, and he’s … crying.
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 05:49 |
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I already wrote my manifesto out, to be opened in 2087. Granted, I was nine when I wrote it, so it probably isn't that deep.
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 05:54 |
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Edward Mass posted:I already wrote my manifesto out, to be opened in 2087. Granted, I was nine when I wrote it, so it probably isn't that deep. my manifesto will just be mulling spiced jenkem recipes
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 05:57 |
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My forums account password
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 05:57 |
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"Remember to tell your grandkids to put a rocket launcher in your coffin. If you go to Hell when you die, you’ll need it for some final cleaning-up..."
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 06:04 |
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I'm going to live in your bedroom as a ghost
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 10:18 |
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You're all gonna die like me!! All of you!! And I'm gonna poo poo myself as I go out!! It ain't death n taxes, it's death and poo poo! those are the only sure things in life!!
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 10:23 |
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I'm ..... ... ..gay....
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 10:25 |
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want to see me do a backflip?
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 10:39 |
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Come closer young one <coughs weakly> My body is almost spent <reaches out with thin but surprisingly strong fingers> It is time to find a new vessel for my spirit <lunges>
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 11:10 |
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... And he... He was wearing a... a wedding ring! ... Such beauty... *dies*
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 11:13 |
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 11:46 |
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"I'm not really dying, your parents just hate me and have given me a drug that mimics death. You must dig me up within one week of the funeral or i will suffocate in the coffin!"
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 11:56 |
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"I buried the money under the..." *dies*
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 12:23 |
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To you my great grandson I bequeath this VHS copy of “Big Wars” from 1993…
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 12:32 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWHRB98McEc
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 12:33 |
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I've never thought very highly of you
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 12:57 |
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Man, I miss thread combos. We used to all love posting them so much. ..... Is what I'll tell my grandchildren before I die. But it's also something that's been weighing heavily on my mind lately.
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 13:49 |
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Who says they're great, they're probably little shitheads
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 13:56 |
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Would you fuckers shut the gently caress up? Google says it's this way so -- shut up! Shut the gently caress up! I know what -- gently caress! gently caress gently caress NO OH GOD NO
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 14:15 |
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Russian roulette is the best game ever. I'll show you.
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 14:18 |
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Steve and I didn't even imagine that we would have kids but then they invented male pregnancy, back in 2029...
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 14:20 |
You don't exist and all of this is me dreaming while staring into a snow globe
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 14:34 |
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im glad i got a vasectomy so i dont have to deal with your bullshit
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 14:35 |
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I don't like this deathbed. Get me a better deathbed you little shits
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 14:53 |
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if you found my deathrattle helpful or entertaining, do me a favor and smash that subscribe button, it really helps the channel out *dies*
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 15:17 |
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Electricity either comes in AC or DC and I don’t give a poo poo what your broke brain woke robot friends say about it.
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 15:21 |
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I feel like my “great grandkids” are the generation where I just won’t even bother remembering their names or paying much mind to them. They’ll be over-the-generational-horizon for me. Them and everyone else after that may as well just be strangers at that point. So I probably won’t have much to say to them on my deathbed. I’m sure they’ll be at the Cyber Mall or something.
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 15:21 |
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The heir to my kingdom shall be......
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 15:24 |
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“Johnny, I’m dying of Ligma”
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 15:27 |
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bring me a purple polka dotted ping pong ball
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 15:36 |
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I show them all the pictures I took when they were sleeping of my scrotum on their faces https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k65K1qUY-yY
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 15:44 |
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good....shot......kid....*dies*
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 15:45 |
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I never had children by choice, so I'd sure like to know which motherfucker sneakily stole my sperm and put it in an egg or slit to make one of your parents. Go ask your mommas and poppas you little bastards, whoever gives me the intel first gets left more than a dollar in my will.
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 16:03 |
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i've this weird quivering sensation in my rear end in a top hat
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 16:07 |
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I'll be on stage so, nothing
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 16:19 |
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open...open up your holophones....go *koff koff* to this url....*wheeze*.....and open the hello.jpg. I'd expire then with a smile on my face.
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 16:24 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:35 |
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*laying on back, staring into distance* ....there's no ring! *terror*
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# ? Apr 22, 2023 17:42 |