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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



It's Friday Saturday, and you know what that means! It's time for Rampage! Same time, but a different night due to sports. So let's run down the card!


https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1649083189334245376?s=20

The Blackpool Combat Club continues their, well, rampage. Jon Moxley, in particular, choking out anyone he gets in the ring in. But tonight, he faces off with the man who has seen it all and survived it all*, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1649202537369833472?s=20

The AAA Mega Championship is on as Champion Vikingo defends the title against Dralistico! This has a chance to be one of the most insane matches in Rampage history.**

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1649459228858540032?s=20

Last week, Mark Briscoe suffered a vicious backstage assault at the hands of The Varsity Athletes, but luckily for him, despite his short time in AEW, he's already amassed a large collection of friends.*** And while some might question the sincerity of some of those friends, tonight four of them, FTR and Jeff Jarrett & Jay Lethal team up to take on The Varsity Athletes and Slim J.

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1649155985083101186?s=20

The House of Black's Julia Hart is in action as she takes on former Baddie Kiera Hogan. Hart's been on roll lately, having recently defeated The JAS' Anna Jay. Will she keep her, and The House of Black's, winning streak intact, or will Hogan show her the light?


Also tonight:

https://twitter.com/AEWonTV/status/1649142139522260995?s=20

We'll hear from TBS Champion Jade Cargill, you know the subject is going to be her upcoming match with Taya Valkyrie.

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/1649787625190965251?s=20

With The Firm Deletion match coming up, we'll be hearing from The Hardys, Isiah Kassidy, and FTW World Champion HOOK.



*TNA (2002-2010, 2011-2014)
**Not like Bunny in a Street Fight insane, but pretty insane anyway.
***And who can blame them? Who wouldn't want to be friends with Mark Briscoe?

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Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Davros1 posted:

***And who can blame them? Who wouldn't want to be friends with Mark Briscoe?

Scallywags, for one

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Pretty loving inconsiderate of Rampage to happen during Leafs/Bolts OT.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Gracias, Tony KhAAAn

bartok
May 10, 2006



Optimus Prime's lips

Mohawk Potato
Jan 15, 2008



bartok posted:

Optimus Prime's lips

I hate that movie so much

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Daniels needs to get the Rinnengan in the other eye if he wants to win this one...

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Mox/Daniels?!

I have no idea what's on this card lmao

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


This is the show I’ve been waiting an extra 24 hours for

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


I don't know football Jim please stop

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
.....schmoe...... excalibur is a schmoe, for all you t-shirt enthusiasts

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Schmo

The Stroker Ace
Feb 7, 2007

I saw that god drat Transformers movie opening day and it was dumb as hell.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



I hate this M&M commercial

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
FURIOUS 7

NEXT ON TNT

I don't think that's true - oh poo poo, it is!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Was gonna make fun of Mox for clawing through a shirt but good on him for going under

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Show on wrong day, change scary, Jerusalem mad and filled with superstitious dread :mad:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This is giving Daniels way too much

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

Can't believe Chris Daniels just beat Mox

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Though Mox had a Jolt tattoo for a second

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
That's a real good look

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

Was Daniels flipping the bird while getting Hammer & Anviled?

I'm going to post a very controversial opinion and do it safely in the Rampage thread where no one will see it: I think both signature moves(Hammer and Anvil elbows and footstomps) of the BCC look bad most of the time.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lexi's ".....these motherfuckers...." face reaction to Jade brushing her off :lol:

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


CHaKKaWaKka posted:

Was Daniels flipping the bird while getting Hammer & Anviled?

I'm going to post a very controversial opinion and do it safely in the Rampage thread where no one will see it: I think both signature moves(Hammer and Anvil elbows and footstomps) of the BCC look bad most of the time.

I say it all the time, Danielson is the only one who makes them look good.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

CHaKKaWaKka posted:

Was Daniels flipping the bird while getting Hammer & Anviled?

I'm going to post a very controversial opinion and do it safely in the Rampage thread where no one will see it: I think both signature moves(Hammer and Anvil elbows and footstomps) of the BCC look bad most of the time.

Claudio's look outright hilarious

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I wish Jeff nothing but success in his quest for sobriety

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
God this was so awkward to see live

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

I really hope this promo ages well. :pray:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Loud booing.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i want to believe jeff is retired from loving up :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

It's true, Matt does point to his head and go,"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!' frequently!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Love Stoke

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
that's crazy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

"drat, that's crazy!" :lol:

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

I've chosen my next victim. Cry tears of joy it's not you!

I want Stokely to interact with YTR on the build to Forbidden Door.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Incredible sell from Zay there

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



lol retiring from screwing up

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i hope this is the blood and guts match, firm vs hardy party

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explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

"I'm retired.... FROM SCREWING UP" felt weirdly chipper considering the specifics of said screw up.

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