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Most of us who are in the market for wife don’t just want the best, we want the biggest. When you walk into a room, you want everyone to know you’re a man/woman/enbie who lives large and loves large; you command respect and you’ve got a wife as big as your ambitions. The question no one seems to have the answer to is what exactly do we mean when we say a big wife? Is it pure mass? Height? Muscle? Take this for example (measurements are approximate): Wife Candidate A: 5’9, 410 lbs. Rotund and loving it. Dominating presence, booming laugh, lights up a room. Wife Candidate B: 6’4, 305 lbs. Packing serious muscle, can palm your head, god-like trapeziuses. Strong silent type, shrouded in mystery. Wife Candidate C: 7’0, 190 lbs. Lithe and graceful. A courtier’s practiced wit. Frequently rhymes, not sure if intentional. Can’t sit anywhere comfortably. I’d be interested in hearing everyone’s thoughts sooner than later. I have dates with all three next week and I need to cancel at least one.
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Apr 23, 2023 23:32
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while wife B seems like she'd be worth meeting, for the long term a sense of humour is essential, and wives A and C have wit and laughter front and centre in their profiles. Cancel your date with wife candidate B, but keep her number just in case
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Apr 23, 2023 23:37
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Go with B, she’s probably already going to tell you what to do, but if she can win every argument by picking you up and whirling you over her head in a spinning helicopter before going for the finishing suplex, your public fights will be much more entertaining.
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Apr 23, 2023 23:38
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C probably has a bony rear end and those are uncomfortable as hell to snuggle with on a cold winter’s night.
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Apr 23, 2023 23:39
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big wife big life
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Apr 23, 2023 23:40
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Wife A is as big as 1 1/2 of the other wives. Is this thread a joke or something? She biggest wife, clearly. The other two don't even come close to big enough.
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Apr 23, 2023 23:40
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Wife A for sure
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Apr 23, 2023 23:41
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Wife A is as big as 1 1/2 of the other wives. Ah but what about wingspan?
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Apr 23, 2023 23:44
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Which one can crush a beer can with her tiddies u want that one
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Apr 23, 2023 23:44
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marry tits my friends
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Apr 23, 2023 23:47
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Nooner posted:Which one can crush a beer can with her tiddies u want that one B and A
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Larry Cum Free posted:Most of us who are in the market for wife don’t just want the best, we want the biggest. When you walk into a room, you want everyone to know you’re a man/woman/enbie who lives large and loves large; you command respect and you’ve got a wife as big as your ambitions. I dunno, maybe you should love your wife no matter the height
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Apr 23, 2023 23:48
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Maybe the question should be, if you saw me walk into a gala with one of them, which one would impress you most? Make you think “that guy’s wife is massive”?
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Larry Cum Free posted:Maybe the question should be, if you saw me walk into a gala with one of them, which one would impress you most? Make you think “that guy’s wife is massive”? Seeing you walk into a gala wouldn't do anything to impress me. To feel a growing sense of dread as the tremors of your approach grow stronger would.
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Apr 23, 2023 23:51
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theyre called trapezii, dumb rear end
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Apr 23, 2023 23:54
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Larry Cum Free posted:Maybe the question should be, if you saw me walk into a gala with one of them, which one would impress you most? Make you think “that guy’s wife is massive”? prolly the 7' one. Especially if she were wearing high heels
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Apr 23, 2023 23:55
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Chief McHeath posted:theyre called trapezii, dumb rear end Wrong
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Apr 23, 2023 23:56
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I dunno, maybe you should love your wife no matter the height casual
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Apr 23, 2023 23:56
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I’m kind of leaning towards C but honestly B might be the best and A is probably my favourite right now
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Apr 23, 2023 23:59
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B. I love muscular women.
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Apr 24, 2023 00:10
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Wife A for sure
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Apr 24, 2023 00:11
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Larry Cum Free posted:Wrong nuh uh 
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Apr 24, 2023 00:29
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dumb rear end
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Apr 24, 2023 00:30
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 You loving rear end in a top hat
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Apr 24, 2023 00:39
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I'm tentatively going with the tall one but it would be fun to swing on all those trapezes
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Apr 24, 2023 00:42
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I'm going to gently caress both of your enormous wives while you're slap fighting over this dumbass pedantry
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Apr 24, 2023 00:42
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whoever can milk ten gallons of milk from a cow, churn it into butter, and then eat the butter the fastest
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Apr 24, 2023 00:43
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Nooner posted:I'm going to gently caress both of your enormous wives while you're slap fighting over this dumbass pedantry he has three enormous wives you dummy
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Apr 24, 2023 00:44
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Mozi posted:whoever can milk ten gallons of milk from a cow, churn it into butter, and then eat the butter the fastest Holy poo poo that’s brilliant
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Apr 24, 2023 00:45
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Surely the way to ensure the biggest wife is to go to a juristdiction where polygamy is legal and marry all three? That way you know you're covered no matter the metric.
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Knormal posted:Surely the way to ensure the biggest wife is to go to a juristdiction where polygamy is legal and marry all three? That way you know you're covered no matter the metric. the Mormons would approve. OP are you from Utah?
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Apr 24, 2023 00:47
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Can she make a hot dish
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Apr 24, 2023 00:51
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From the ice age to the dole age, there is but one concern: Some girls are bigger than others
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Apr 24, 2023 01:01
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Wife B for sure.
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Apr 24, 2023 01:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOCDtqmuINQ
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Apr 24, 2023 01:11
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Big nipples big wife
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Apr 24, 2023 01:13
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Ask Peter Gabriel.
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Apr 24, 2023 01:20
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AvesPKS posted:Ask Peter Gabriel. I don't get it. Explain!
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lol
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