Tucker Carlson parts ways with Fox News

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Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

Have you guys heard about this? Apparently in a shock announcement Monday, Fox News Media said that it would be parting ways with Tucker Carlson, the host of its 8 p.m. program Tucker Carlson Tonight. Carlson�s final show was on Friday.

The news has completely blindsided both fans and naysayers of the controversial host, who�s program ranked as one of the highest rated on all of cable TV. What are your guys thoughts? What do you think some of the more notable moments from his career were?

# ? Apr 24, 2023 23:53

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# ? May 6, 2024 12:19

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

He was such an horrendous piece of poo poo that did a lot of harm to society. Only his death will truly make anything right, but no longer being on Fox News is a good step in the right direction. I feel like his firing was all but certain after the Dominion settlement. I don't know that he was outright blamed or associated with that whole thing, at least not in the possible lawsuit. But he is associated with the worse of Fox News, and now that they are out $750 million dollars, it makes sense to trim off the ones that have been arguably their biggest pain in the rear end. They lost another 700 million today in their stock from this firing too. So this has been an extremely costly month for Fox News.

Remember, this is the guy that Fox News had to defend in court over another lawsuit at one point, their lawyers unironically looked at the judge and argued that no one who is mentally stable would ever believe anything Tucker Carlson says.

I said come in! fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Apr 24, 2023

# ? Apr 24, 2023 23:54

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nope didn�t hear about it at all

# ? Apr 24, 2023 23:57

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Post ITT every time you lol that Tucker Carlson got fired from Fox News

# ? Apr 24, 2023 23:57

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

About loving time

# ? Apr 24, 2023 23:58

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; Ask me about my STD collection!

More like farts ways with Pox news

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:00

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

He used to be just a stupid idiot and Jon Stewart made him cry for wearing a bowtie. He went from tv moron to complete raging rear end in a top hat moron overnight.

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:02

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

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seriously though lmfao that he went to work, got pulled into the office and straight up loving fired while they were airing commercials for his interview with a Republican "running for president" tonight

I said come in! posted:

He was such an horrendous piece of poo poo that did a lot of harm to society. Only his death will truly make anything right, but no longer being on Fox News is a good step in the right direction. I feel like his firing was all but certain after the Dominion settlement. I don't know that he was outright blamed or associated with that whole thing, at least not in the possible lawsuit. But he is associated with the worse of Fox News, and now that they are out $750 million dollars, it makes sense to trim off the ones that have been arguably their biggest pain in the rear end. They lost another 700 million today in their stock from this firing too. So this has been an extremely costly month for Fox News.

Remember, this is the guy that Fox News had to defend in court over another lawsuit at one point, their lawyers unironically looked at the judge and argued that no one who is mentally stable would ever believe anything Tucker Carlson says.

it was primarily because he and his producer that also got fired are the primary targets of that discrimination/harassment lawsuit and Rupert learned his lesson from O'Reilly, but Dominon didn't help him that's for sure. Having your bosses read a bunch of tweets shittalking them and their golden calf in lawsuit discovery isn't a great look lol

MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Apr 25, 2023

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:03

Henry Lee Mucus: Dec 11, 2003

Man, I really liked him. Hope he�ll be ok.

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:04

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Crazy rear end poo poo
I'm applyin for his job

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:04

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:07

istewart: Apr 13, 2005; Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Sources confirm that Wizard Master has not parted ways with the Something Awful forums at this time. Details of his compensation package are still hazy, but analysis indicates that his constant creation of terrible threads may be a means of, uh, compensating for his package

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:14

Yvershek: Nov 15, 2000; and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Fired on a Monday. Can see if that actually causes Wednesday workplace shootings.

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:17

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

trust the plan

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:17

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

I�m gonna go ahead and say it since no one else has yet:

Fucker Carlson :frogc00l:

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:18

Turpitude: Oct 13, 2004; Love love love

be an organ donor; Soiled Meat

Good, and I hope he suffers terribly!!

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:33

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Smugworth posted:

Crazy rear end poo poo
I'm applyin for his job

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:41

Gideon_S: Feb 11, 2001

fox news got plumb tuckered out

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:51

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

Newmax will pick him up and then our dads wont have to switch between channels as much

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:56

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003; I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Gideon_S posted:

fox news got plumb tuckered out

# ? Apr 25, 2023 00:57

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

I turned on Fox News and Tucker wasn't there WHERE IS TUCKER I NEED MY WHITE NATIONALISM

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:00

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

Fucker CarlNONE

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:03

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i did it

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:07

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Lol, how did you get my demo reel

E: edited to img not timg because I'm vain

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 25, 2023

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:07

MEIN RAVEN: Oct 7, 2008; Gutentag Mein Raven

Still not as good as the rush Limbaugh death thread. Now, if Tucker were to kick the bucket suddenly�

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:20

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Tucker fired, OP banned, the only combination I care about.

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:20

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

MEIN RAVEN posted:

Still not as good as the rush Limbaugh death thread. Now, if Tucker were to kick the bucket suddenly�

Tucker Carlson parts ways with Life

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:25

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:40

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Tucker Carlson parts ways with Fox News

have you heaed about this?

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:44

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

my bet is that part of the settlement between fox and dominion was an agreement/understanding that everyone higher up on the totem pole is gonna go full snitch and say, compellingly, �yep, all his idea� when dominion sues the absolute dog poo poo out of tucker et al in individual suits lol

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:45

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

Shucker CarlCorn

# ? Apr 25, 2023 01:47

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

He lost his job lol

# ? Apr 25, 2023 02:02

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

I can't believe Fox banned Tucker Carlson before SA banned Wizard Master.

# ? Apr 25, 2023 02:14

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

i don't watch fox op, what are you a boomer?

# ? Apr 25, 2023 02:28

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Nom Epique gets Perma shadow banned a week ago and now his real life persona gets Perma banned

Shant speculate

# ? Apr 25, 2023 02:30

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

bongino knew

# ? Apr 25, 2023 02:32

Cabbages and VHS: Aug 25, 2004; Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

yep

# ? Apr 25, 2023 02:35

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Lou Dobbs, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Tucker Carlson, whatever. There's always another loving snake person out there waiting to take his place. That said gently caress Tucker Carlson and I hope he cried in his car on the way home.

# ? Apr 25, 2023 02:40

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I sucked him all up and down.

# ? Apr 25, 2023 02:41

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# ? May 6, 2024 12:19

Henry Lee Mucus: Dec 11, 2003

Succ tucc

# ? Apr 25, 2023 02:43

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