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Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
whose tuckin?

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
It's good he is gone, there shouldn't be politics on television.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I would guess he’s going to run for office now so don’t get too excited.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

:lol:

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


trump vs tuck would be incredible but I think he'll just sign up to be vp if he goes that route at all

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

I'm sick of seeing animated weiners french kissing in every fucking GBS thread.

Flavahbeast posted:

trump vs tuck would be incredible but I think he'll just sign up to be vp if he goes that route at all

yeah we'll see how that works out with trump saying he's 110% always about loyalty

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
what is actually going on in the world today anyway? i have to scroll like half the page on news sites to stop reading about TV idiots i never watch

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

20 Blunts posted:

what is actually going on in the world today anyway? i have to scroll like half the page on news sites to stop reading about TV idiots i never watch

James Corden is out of late night comedy and hopefully public life forever

It is a Good day

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Maybe now he will be able to spend more quality time in his woodshop. The one he totally uses and isn't just a pathetic display of performative masculinity.

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Fucker Shartleson

teemolover42069
Apr 6, 2023

by Fluffdaddy
ok, I'll bite. who's tucker carlson?

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
No mention of it on Fox, op :iiam:

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Trucker Garglescum

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Chris Tuckerson

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Flavahbeast posted:

trump vs tuck would be incredible but I think he'll just sign up to be vp if he goes that route at all

ill sign up to watch this lol

however there's the nonzero possibility that we get president tucker carlson :shepicide:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

teemolover42069 posted:

ok, I'll bite. who's tucker carlson?

Nobody important.

Certainly not anymore.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

Lou Dobbs, Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Tucker Carlson, whatever. There's always another loving snake person out there waiting to take his place. That said gently caress Tucker Carlson and I hope he cried in his car on the way home.
Forgot about Glenn Beck lol

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

numberoneposter posted:

Forgot about Glenn Beck lol

Tucker's a wanna-be. A flash in the pan. Has any internet forum ever collected a book's worth of fan fiction about Tucker Carlson's juicebox dystopia? I don't think so.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


20 Blunts posted:

what is actually going on in the world today anyway? i have to scroll like half the page on news sites to stop reading about TV idiots i never watch

Being on news sites is what's wrong with the world today. There's no news on news sites.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Kung Food posted:

Maybe now he will be able to spend more quality time in his woodshop. The one he totally uses and isn't just a pathetic display of performative masculinity.


hes lookin at that thing on the workbench like 'wat the gently caress is this'

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

I also keep my duct tape closer to me than literally any tool because I am a craftsman you see so I use a whole lot of duct tape whenever I do anything. I need access to a lot of duct tape and quickly.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Honey! Order more duct tape and WD-40!

Making a bookshelf is way harder than Wikihow made it sound!

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Kung Food posted:

Maybe now he will be able to spend more quality time in his woodshop. The one he totally uses and isn't just a pathetic display of performative masculinity.


He's quite confused. He's realizing he's surrounded by wood and wondering if the trumpers will think he's gay now.

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
cancelled by the woke right wing media

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013

Kung Food posted:

Maybe now he will be able to spend more quality time in his woodshop. The one he totally uses and isn't just a pathetic display of performative masculinity.


literally posed like a sitcom "act casual" gag

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

"Hm? Oh yeah, totally working some wood here. I'm something of a worker of wood. *picks up a ball peen hammer and starts tapping a piece of scrap wood* Yup, working wood is just how us American men pass the time, it's real satisfying stuff. *Sprays everything down with WD-40 and wraps it in duct tape* Can't make wood woke, you can only make it work, know what I mean? Oh hey it's my best friend with that wood we bought to work together!"

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
we'll always have the 100,000 screenshots of him making the "is that poo poo i'm smelling? is it you? is it me?" face

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015


lmao

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

PinheadSlim posted:

"Hm? Oh yeah, totally working some wood here. I'm something of a worker of wood. *picks up a ball peen hammer and starts tapping a piece of scrap wood* Yup, working wood is just how us American men pass the time, it's real satisfying stuff. *Sprays everything down with WD-40 and wraps it in duct tape* Can't make wood woke, you can only make it work, know what I mean? Oh hey it's my best friend with that wood we bought to work together!"



You can make a butt plug out of wood or as I call them woke plugs.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Duck and Cover posted:

You can make a butt plug out of wood or as I call them woke plugs.

This is almost as bad as paper straws

almost

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Cool

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

PinheadSlim posted:

"Hm? Oh yeah, totally working some wood here. I'm something of a worker of wood. *picks up a ball peen hammer and starts tapping a piece of scrap wood* Yup, working wood is just how us American men pass the time, it's real satisfying stuff. *Sprays everything down with WD-40 and wraps it in duct tape* Can't make wood woke, you can only make it work, know what I mean? Oh hey it's my best friend with that wood we bought to work together!"



drat, he does prop comedy too. He's so loving funny

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
What a hoot

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

PinheadSlim posted:

"Hm? Oh yeah, totally working some wood here. I'm something of a worker of wood. *picks up a ball peen hammer and starts tapping a piece of scrap wood* Yup, working wood is just how us American men pass the time, it's real satisfying stuff. *Sprays everything down with WD-40 and wraps it in duct tape* Can't make wood woke, you can only make it work, know what I mean? Oh hey it's my best friend with that wood we bought to work together!"



I’d like one wood please. Why yes it is for my podcast.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Shinjobi posted:

What a hoot

unironically

BigBeefCity
Oct 26, 2022

~*Special Delivery*~
~*For Anime Fans*~

OVERSIZE
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His tool bench is EMPTY
there is no saw to be found


if this were the 90's an f word would be invoked.
don't, and I'm not saying I would. I'm just saying it would be.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

BigBeefCity posted:

an f word would be invoked.

Fooly Cooly?

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no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

This Tucker Carlson guy...

He seems like a real jerk

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