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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

teemolover42069 posted:

ok, I'll bite. who's tucker carlson?

He was the lead singer of Joy Division.

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


drat cable news is officially DEAD. i myself am actually in the process of passing away from wmv. im actually glad to be dying so dont celebrate too soon.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Maybe Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon can start a podcast together now that they have less responsibilities and more time to kill. However, just 20 minute episodes so it doesn't eat into Tucker's woodworking time.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Its a sex thing.
Just putting it here on record for later.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Kung Food posted:

Maybe now he will be able to spend more quality time in his woodshop. The one he totally uses and isn't just a pathetic display of performative masculinity.


dsf
Jul 1, 2004
wow,. really makes ou think

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

BeefThief posted:

hes lookin at that thing on the workbench like 'wat the gently caress is this'

That's just his normal resting face.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


Tucker does have the roll of duct tape at the ready on the side of the workbench.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The_Franz posted:

Tucker does have the roll of duct tape at the ready on the side of the workbench.

How else is he gonna stop his victims from screaming?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


pucker fartson

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

tuck neverlasting

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
*has a child*

*names child tucker*

like wtf

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
If he thought about tucking it in he wouldn't have a child to name

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Tucker
Aucker
Bucker
Cucker
Ducker
Eucker

Nope. It's clean. Name checks out.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I've seen this guy on these forums for years but I don't actually know his crimes

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Zzulu posted:

I've seen this guy on these forums for years but I don't actually know his crimes

crime 1: impersonating a woodworker, felony

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Kung Food posted:

Maybe now he will be able to spend more quality time in his woodshop. The one he totally uses and isn't just a pathetic display of performative masculinity.


I’m the cans of Minwax stain that have never been opened or touched and have their labels conveniently facing the camera.

I’m also the Stanley jump starter that has never touched a car battery in its life.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
"OK, time to clean all this garbage out of my dead grandpa's garage"

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Zzulu posted:

I've seen this guy on these forums for years but I don't actually know his crimes

Radicalized more Grandmas and Grandpas than Tom Selleck.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
hyped a couplea dudes up in to doing some mass shootings too

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

kntfkr posted:

He was the lead singer of Joy Division.

chud will tear us apart

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

flubber nuts posted:

i myself am actually in the process of passing away from wmv.

very interesting i happen to be dying from a case of terminal divx

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

20 Blunts posted:

what is actually going on in the world today anyway? i have to scroll like half the page on news sites to stop reading about TV idiots i never watch

The teams have been auto-balanced.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

well I personally will not be watching """FAKES"" news after this

386-SX 25Mhz VGA
Jan 14, 2003

(C) American Megatrends Inc.,
as somebody who has jewishly not watched cable TV in about 15 years, do people seriously still pay $1000+ a year to watch trash with commercials? Why??? How do you have any respect for yourself while absently staring at that poo poo?

386-SX 25Mhz VGA fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Apr 26, 2023

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

We all know what led to his downfall.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hes the bowtie fucker right?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

as somebody who has jewishly not watched cable TV

I didn't even think people that used this term were still alive wow. It's like a snippet from a retirement home in the wild.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:

as somebody who has jewishly not watched cable TV in about 15 years, do people seriously still pay $1000+ a year to watch trash with commercials? Why??? How do you have any respect for yourself while absently staring at that poo poo?

jewishly?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Tucker get outta da thread!!!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Shinjobi posted:

Tucker get outta da thread!!!

It's not like he's got anything else to do.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Blow posted:

jewishly?

They can't watch TV on Saturday or something I think

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
The only bad thing I could say about jews is that bacon cheeseburgers aren't available for them

Didn't have to say it on TV

Von Pluring
Sep 19, 2003


Zelensky's Zealots
Pork Pro
This Tucker guy? A real dummy!

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

We all know what led to his downfall.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq4UHWSTdO8&t=222s

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