Journey to the centre of the hamburger

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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The people who live on the burger planet have to dig deep into the core. This takes them past the cheese layer into the molten tomato sauce.

# ? Apr 25, 2023 14:10

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# ? May 8, 2024 14:43

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

i live in the northern hemisphere on one of the toasty lands, but for vacations i visit the hot'n'beefy equator

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Apr 25, 2023 14:20

google THIS

Getting distracted by a touch of pink in the burgscape and falling down a medium well

# ? Apr 25, 2023 15:42

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

google THIS posted:

Getting distracted by a touch of pink in the burgscape and falling down a medium well

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Apr 25, 2023 20:12

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Getting distracted by a touch of pink in the burgscape and falling down a medium well

# ? Apr 25, 2023 21:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

*discovers a rich vein of "pork"*

:stare:

dear god this place is no burg, it's a... BREAKFAST BACONATOR© :stonk:

spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

# ? Apr 25, 2023 21:11

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Bacon-Earther detected.

# ? Apr 26, 2023 09:39

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

flat earth but it's just a smashburger

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:08

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

The earth is square, man! IT'S SQUARE

"Shut up, Dave Thomas."

Also, I asked AI to do a hippy Dave Thomas spewing conspiracy theories in 1970s stoner glasses and it just came out looking like young Ozzy Osbourne.

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Apr 26, 2023 22:01

Ass-penny

Prurient Squid posted:

The people who live on the burger planet have to dig deep into the core. This takes them past the cheese layer into the molten tomato sauce.

woah woah woah I signed on for a hamburger not a cheeseburger

# ? Apr 27, 2023 03:35

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

The common simpleton may not believe there exists, beneath our very feet, a land forgotten to time. Where the lost beasts of old still roam as if the last 8 million burger-years never happened. Come with me goons on an adventure beneath the bun crust layer and see for yourself that dino nuggies still live!

*Fires up the french fry dirigible

Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!