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The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I was just standing there smiling and my wife went in for a kiss, but apparently i didnt react in time and her kiss landed right on my teeth instead of my lips.

This ever happen to anyone else? Is this typical spouse behavior?

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
sorry about your wife's tooth fetish, OP

edit: or maybe congratulations on having a wife with a tooth fetish? I don't know where your opinion stands

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
trying to picture how big your grin would have to be for wife to miss the lips entirely and land directkly on the teeth

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
were the teeth clean op? this is very important

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
mayhap op is big toothed and also has a very small lipped wife. match made in heaven (opposites, etc.)?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

trying to picture how big your grin would have to be for wife to miss the lips entirely and land directkly on the teeth

:haw:

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
When i'm kissing and teeth hit together I just giggle when that happens

Usually happens when youre laughing.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
That happens sometime

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I keep my teeth in a glass by the bed and sometimes my wife puts her finger in the glass them when she thinks I'm asleep

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Icochet posted:

I keep my teeth in a glass by the bed and sometimes my wife puts her finger in the glass them when she thinks I'm asleep

OK this feels dirty as heck for some reason

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Wow you married a real tooth fairy OP.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

The Hello Machine posted:

I was just standing there smiling and my wife went in for a kiss, but apparently i didnt react in time and her kiss landed right on my teeth instead of my lips.

This ever happen to anyone else? Is this typical spouse behavior?
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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

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lol

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Were you staring at the Black Hole Sun, OP?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
First date:

Me: Lets kiss lots

Her: Only the teeth, make those lips wide you toothy bitch, I want to smooch them shinny whiteys

Me: OK, if i can touch your boobs

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Size of wife?

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

LARGE

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

what I call air biscuits from time to time.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


New fetish unlocked

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
wife started sucking on my teeth during foreplay last night. anyone else had this happen to them?

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

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Don't dox me.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

wife started sucking on my teeth during foreplay last night. anyone else had this happen to them?

Been noticing this as well, re your wife

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

If you haven't been tooth to tooth with your wife, are you even married?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh, look at this fucker bragging about having teeth.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Every time I go to the dentist to fix my hosed up front teeth he says “Haha wow another date night with the wife eh? :grin:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I have to hide my teeth in public because my wife beats my teeth until they're bruised I will divorce my abusive spouse

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I've had unexpected kisses planted on me before, probably something to do with working in a bar and getting people drunk. Never had one planted on my teeth, though.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Sorry I had a bad influence on your wife, op

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
wife keeps telling me to cover up my teeth when i go out. last week she called me a whore putting my teeth on display for the world. amta for simply having big teeth?

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
It feels good to me

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

wife keeps telling me to cover up my teeth when i go out. last week she called me a whore putting my teeth on display for the world. amta for simply having big teeth?

I smiled at a dog and now my wife is checking my search history???

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

This you OP?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
walking in on my wife jilling off to some graphic imagery on a dentists' brochure

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My wife made me give her a toothjob!!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
the Wife Dentata

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

This is a good thread.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

the Wife Dentata

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

wife (38f) won't stop roleplaying as my dentist (62m), next steps?

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Cousin Todd
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Question, were the teeth in your mouth at the time?

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