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I was just standing there smiling and my wife went in for a kiss, but apparently i didnt react in time and her kiss landed right on my teeth instead of my lips. This ever happen to anyone else? Is this typical spouse behavior?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:21 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:17 |
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sorry about your wife's tooth fetish, OP edit: or maybe congratulations on having a wife with a tooth fetish? I don't know where your opinion stands
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:25 |
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trying to picture how big your grin would have to be for wife to miss the lips entirely and land directkly on the teeth
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:32 |
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were the teeth clean op? this is very important
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:32 |
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mayhap op is big toothed and also has a very small lipped wife. match made in heaven (opposites, etc.)?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:33 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:trying to picture how big your grin would have to be for wife to miss the lips entirely and land directkly on the teeth
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:47 |
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When i'm kissing and teeth hit together I just giggle when that happens Usually happens when youre laughing.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:47 |
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That happens sometime
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:51 |
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I keep my teeth in a glass by the bed and sometimes my wife puts her finger in the glass them when she thinks I'm asleep
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:55 |
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Icochet posted:I keep my teeth in a glass by the bed and sometimes my wife puts her finger in the glass them when she thinks I'm asleep OK this feels dirty as heck for some reason
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 17:57 |
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Wow you married a real tooth fairy OP.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:03 |
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The Hello Machine posted:I was just standing there smiling and my wife went in for a kiss, but apparently i didnt react in time and her kiss landed right on my teeth instead of my lips.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:08 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:                              / lol
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:09 |
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Were you staring at the Black Hole Sun, OP?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:12 |
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First date: Me: Lets kiss lots Her: Only the teeth, make those lips wide you toothy bitch, I want to smooch them shinny whiteys Me: OK, if i can touch your boobs
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:13 |
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Size of wife?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:13 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Size of wife? LARGE
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:17 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:22 |
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what I call air biscuits from time to time.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:30 |
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New fetish unlocked
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:31 |
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wife started sucking on my teeth during foreplay last night. anyone else had this happen to them?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:32 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:                              / Don't dox me.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:44 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:wife started sucking on my teeth during foreplay last night. anyone else had this happen to them? Been noticing this as well, re your wife
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 18:55 |
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If you haven't been tooth to tooth with your wife, are you even married?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:06 |
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oh, look at this fucker bragging about having teeth.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:10 |
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Every time I go to the dentist to fix my hosed up front teeth he says “Haha wow another date night with the wife eh? ”
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:12 |
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I have to hide my teeth in public because my wife beats my teeth until they're bruised I will divorce my abusive spouse
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:12 |
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I've had unexpected kisses planted on me before, probably something to do with working in a bar and getting people drunk. Never had one planted on my teeth, though.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:17 |
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Sorry I had a bad influence on your wife, op
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:18 |
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wife keeps telling me to cover up my teeth when i go out. last week she called me a whore putting my teeth on display for the world. amta for simply having big teeth?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:19 |
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It feels good to me
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:20 |
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:wife keeps telling me to cover up my teeth when i go out. last week she called me a whore putting my teeth on display for the world. amta for simply having big teeth? I smiled at a dog and now my wife is checking my search history???
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:26 |
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This you OP?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:27 |
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walking in on my wife jilling off to some graphic imagery on a dentists' brochure
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:41 |
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My wife made me give her a toothjob!!
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 19:42 |
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the Wife Dentata
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:00 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:                              /
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:02 |
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This is a good thread.Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:the Wife Dentata
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:03 |
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wife (38f) won't stop roleplaying as my dentist (62m), next steps?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:10 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:17 |
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Question, were the teeth in your mouth at the time?
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:14 |