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dsf
Jul 1, 2004
my wife likes to do this cute thing where she lays a clutch of eggs in a silty riverbed

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You're not supposed to use your teeth?! Very concerning

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

My wife forced me to smell her earwax. She held me down (I'm 4' 11" and 90lbs) and wiped it under my nose. I'm thinking about divorce.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

dig out some of that tartar with your tongue op

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
wife is asking me if i've considered tooth enhancement. her coworker that she spends a lot of time with has hueg teeth and i'm feeling jealous. my teeth are basically baby teeth

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Sweetly whispering the words “al dente” into my wife’s ear after the kids go to bed

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Always wear a dental dam

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Colonel Cancer posted:

You're not supposed to use your teeth?! Very concerning

Sometimes I don't remember if you are suppused to suck or blow.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I sleep in a big mouth with my wife

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
look at all these people who have spouses and teeth


fuckin showoffs

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I wish I had someone to kiss me on the teeth.

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

drilldo squirt posted:

I wish I had someone to kiss me on the teeth.

i wish my teeth weren't so ground down and small that that make me awkward to kiss!!

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3WmC1ybdQg

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

That's a thing wolves do to show dominance. Your wife put you in your place, OP.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I get my teeth kissed by a different hottie every night :grin:

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

lets just say, i'm knockin ivories every day of the week.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


whats the opposite of vagina dentata? that happened to me.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
dentina vagata?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you don't brush your vagina dentata daily you could end up with vagina caries!

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
you suck at kissing op your wife should leave you for a real, toothless man

Soapy_Bumslap
Jun 19, 2013

We're gonna need a bigger chode
Grimey Drawer
I think that means she's into you

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My wife got so much into kinky tooth stuff that she gaped my teeth!!

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed


:cabot:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

one time I went in to kiss my ex and the timing was wrong and i bounced my giant front horse tooth off hers and cracked it, thankfully it wasn't very deep

poo poo rang through my head, though

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Judging by the many excited replies ITT, a lot of us share this teeth kissing fetish.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
eat, sleep, teeth, feet

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