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my wife likes to do this cute thing where she lays a clutch of eggs in a silty riverbed
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:16 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:26 |
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You're not supposed to use your teeth?! Very concerning
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:17 |
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My wife forced me to smell her earwax. She held me down (I'm 4' 11" and 90lbs) and wiped it under my nose. I'm thinking about divorce.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:17 |
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dig out some of that tartar with your tongue op
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:18 |
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wife is asking me if i've considered tooth enhancement. her coworker that she spends a lot of time with has hueg teeth and i'm feeling jealous. my teeth are basically baby teeth
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:20 |
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Sweetly whispering the words “al dente” into my wife’s ear after the kids go to bed
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:24 |
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Always wear a dental dam
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:26 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:You're not supposed to use your teeth?! Very concerning Sometimes I don't remember if you are suppused to suck or blow.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 20:36 |
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I sleep in a big mouth with my wife
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:06 |
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look at all these people who have spouses and teeth fuckin showoffs
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:19 |
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I wish I had someone to kiss me on the teeth.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:21 |
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drilldo squirt posted:I wish I had someone to kiss me on the teeth. i wish my teeth weren't so ground down and small that that make me awkward to kiss!!
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 21:23 |
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The Moon Monster posted:This you OP? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3WmC1ybdQg
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 22:18 |
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That's a thing wolves do to show dominance. Your wife put you in your place, OP.
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# ? Apr 26, 2023 22:28 |
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I get my teeth kissed by a different hottie every night
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 00:06 |
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lets just say, i'm knockin ivories every day of the week.
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 00:14 |
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whats the opposite of vagina dentata? that happened to me.
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 00:24 |
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dentina vagata?
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 01:05 |
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If you don't brush your vagina dentata daily you could end up with vagina caries!
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 01:15 |
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you suck at kissing op your wife should leave you for a real, toothless man
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 01:19 |
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I think that means she's into you
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 02:02 |
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My wife got so much into kinky tooth stuff that she gaped my teeth!!
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 02:22 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Size of wife?
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 02:37 |
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one time I went in to kiss my ex and the timing was wrong and i bounced my giant front horse tooth off hers and cracked it, thankfully it wasn't very deep poo poo rang through my head, though
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 02:43 |
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Judging by the many excited replies ITT, a lot of us share this teeth kissing fetish.
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 05:11 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:26 |
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eat, sleep, teeth, feet
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# ? Apr 27, 2023 06:43 |