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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i'd give lowtax a piece of my mind, that's what!

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
21 Blunts coming right up

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

basifslly this. i'd come back under an assumed name, then reveal myself at the critical moment as maximus decimus meridius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, forums super star, commander of the armies of gbs, and eventually topple and destroy the administration getting my ultimate vengeance

Maximus still ended up dead!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

File multiple lawsuits against Jeff and spend $10k on reregs

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Nice try, you're not gonna catch me with such a simple trap!

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

It's me, I'm the rereg.

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
I would file a lawsuit against you all for not liking or wanting me posting here

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Jelly posted:

I would file a lawsuit against you all for not liking or wanting me posting here

What I do?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Make a new account and act all confused and say I was hacked and don't know what is going on

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i definitely shitposted less OP

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

i definitely shitposted less OP

:grin:

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Commit sepukku for shaming my posting forebearers

RickRogers
Jun 21, 2020

Woh, is that a thing I like??
I would finally be free

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Chinatown posted:

i definitely shitposted less OP

i heard you have some top secret documents inside your office

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




There Bias Two posted:

Nice try, you're not gonna catch me with such a simple trap!

poo poo, our plan is ruined!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Live a happier and more fulfilling life

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Just switch over to actually using the discord prob

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i would learn nothing and instantly begin talking to everyone in earshot about the woke mind virus every day

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
i would bide my time, wait for the owner to get hosed up on painkillers and start spiraling downwards so that I could get my revenge by swooping in, buying the forums, and then proceeding to sleep 22 hours a day

hypothetically speaking

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

hot cocoa on the couch posted:


Wall Balls posted:

i you register an account and then move on to a new account which gets permaed and then move back to the original account... does that make it a prereg?

prereggers...

I had this one girlfriend that really want prereg me in the butt and I said yes.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Jelly posted:

i heard you have some top secret documents inside your office

shan't detail

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

eat more lean protein and legumes

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Derpies you here? Keep on tuggin'

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

There's definitely perma reregs who stay under the radar for a long while. I don't know of any offhand and not hinting at anyone but they exist

Then there's Dare and BDBF who decide to just to mask off because they're bored or something

Who is BDBF? They're not in the SAclopedia.


Edit: Ironic if he's the "Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting" guy, considering I have that gangtag.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Apr 28, 2023

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

BigBadSteve posted:

Who is BDBF? They're not in the SAclopedia.


Edit: Ironic if he's the "Many different users state that they do not like or want me posting" guy, considering I have that gangtag.

no that is not BIG DICK BUTT gently caress

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

id write posts in sharpie on legal pad and throw crumpled posts at my wife and get her to transcribe them on "her" account much like how trump interacts with the internet

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

RickRogers posted:

I would finally be free
This.

I might even touch grass.

Maybe, maybe I would even touch a womHAhAHA almost finished that thought

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Get rod fugged

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Since burt croaked I think I'm safe, GBS probations have gone down like 12000%

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
probably go to grad school and make something of myself

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

no that is not BIG DICK BUTT gently caress

What a waste of a great username.

Thats my biggest loving problem with reregs is some of the names they take are really good and its like buying a primo piece of real estate and dumping nuclear waste on it.

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
I might dissolve into the sea foam

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Let out all the farts I have been holding in now that the honeymoon is over.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Photoshop these bad boys onto my rereg avatar.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KUp_TCc-ag

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

What a waste of a great username.

Thats my biggest loving problem with reregs is some of the names they take are really good and its like buying a primo piece of real estate and dumping nuclear waste on it.

it's a dang crying shame

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Go into hiding and then show up years later with a huge rear end thread showcasing my low key schizo art high school project about a forgotten competetive shooter game forums drama, linking my YT channel with lazily done "creepy" videos with single digit views, intermixed with posts that might sound like me confessing of various heinous acts and getting a few pity replies from day crew before finally eating another permaban from an admin that I don't recognize

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Touch grass, see friends, live my life. A perma is a symptom not a cause.

Alternatively: doxx the mods and send them personalised letters in my own blood.

cinnamon rollout
Jun 12, 2001

The early bird gets the worm
I would definitely lurk for another twenty years, but after that who knows

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

How could I get a perm if I'm balding???

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