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https://ktla.com/news/local-news/man-with-stolen-forklift-allegedly-tried-to-ram-people-in-orange-county/
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Looks like Nooner never paid his forklift operator podcast fees
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Apr 27, 2023 15:27
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Apr 27, 2023 15:33
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Laziest killdozer cosplay
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Apr 27, 2023 16:42
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Is it the forklift or the certification that makes the ladies wet?
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Apr 27, 2023 17:11
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A certified forklift operator can undress their man/woman with the forks alone
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Apr 27, 2023 17:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:A certified forklift operator can undress their man/woman with the forks alone 
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Apr 27, 2023 17:34
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Telehandler
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Apr 27, 2023 17:36
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Nooner has diarrhea
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Apr 27, 2023 17:37
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reading this thread title to the cadence of Interior Crocodile Alligator
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Apr 27, 2023 17:44
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When I worked at Petsmart, they made me use the forklift without certification. I'm so lucky I got out of that job before the corrupting power of uncertified forklift use drove me mad.
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Apr 27, 2023 17:59
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about 80% of the forklift certification is the ethics portion
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Apr 27, 2023 18:00
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I've driven a forklift a few times, no license. I'm in hiding
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Apr 27, 2023 18:02
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Is it the forklift or the certification that makes the ladies wet? Yes
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Apr 27, 2023 18:17
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Charles Bukowski posted:I've driven a forklift a few times, no license. I'm in hiding You're forked now buddy
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Apr 27, 2023 18:56
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Charles Bukowski posted:I've driven a forklift a few times, no license. I'm in hiding STOLEN VALOR!!!!
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Apr 27, 2023 19:05
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Uncertified forklift operators are no better than scabs
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Apr 29, 2023 15:13
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Oh great another big forklift shill
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Apr 29, 2023 15:24
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There’s a reason for certification people. You can’t have just ANYONE operating 4 tons of pure power.
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Apr 29, 2023 15:28
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You know, forklift drivers of yesteryear didn't need no certification. Reject modernity, embrace elephant
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Apr 29, 2023 16:15
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How fast can a forklift go? Are they easy to flee from?
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Apr 29, 2023 16:16
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It's nigh impossible to escape the long arms of the fork
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Apr 29, 2023 16:22
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Uncertified foreskin operator
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Apr 29, 2023 21:19
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haljordan posted:How fast can a forklift go? Are they easy to flee from? ask someone at the Tesla factory I bet you all of those forklift operators are unlicensed, too
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Apr 29, 2023 21:21
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Hell yeah. 
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Ez8 posted:Hell yeah.
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Apr 29, 2023 22:58
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Stupid people own actually, it's the jerks that are the problem.
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Apr 29, 2023 22:59
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lmao ride the lightning is a perfect motif for that shirt
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Apr 29, 2023 22:59
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i drive a chevrolet movie theater
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qft, soul brother
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haljordan posted:How fast can a forklift go? Are they easy to flee from? its a jason voorhees situation
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:i drive a chevrolet movie theater
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Given the noises coming from the kitchen I assumed the bakery was pumping out mediocre bread by the ton for prisons and schools. But when I saw mille-feuille on the cafe menu I ordered it out of morbid curiosity. How could so crass an establishment serve so delicate a pastry? But like Adam and the apple, I was struck by divine revelation and terrible knowledge upon consumption. I rushed past the counter and burst into the cavernous kitchen. The floor was concrete, the shelving units metal and towering, but this was no factory! For only a single chef labored in this space: a certified forklift operator. Using the forks alone, he delicately layered the dough and cream, creating without a doubt the finest desserts in all of Paris.
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Apr 30, 2023 15:31
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If you're a true forklift operator you just know it. It's sad how people focus on some stupid certificate. Bunch of posers
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Apr 30, 2023 15:37
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The Bramble posted:Given the noises coming from the kitchen I assumed the bakery was pumping out mediocre bread by the ton for prisons and schools. But when I saw mille-feuille on the cafe menu I ordered it out of morbid curiosity. How could so crass an establishment serve so delicate a pastry? But like Adam and the apple, I was struck by divine revelation and terrible knowledge upon consumption. I rushed past the counter and burst into the cavernous kitchen. The floor was concrete, the shelving units metal and towering, but this was no factory! For only a single chef labored in this space: a certified forklift operator. Using the forks alone, he delicately layered the dough and cream, creating without a doubt the finest desserts in all of Paris. I'd read a book/watch a movie with this plot... the forklift operator of legend
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Remember when killdozer happened and a bunch of forklift operators all drove their rigs over to stop him by lifting his treads off the ground but the police began arresting the would-be heroes instead Defund the police, refund the certified forklift operators
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marshmallow creep posted:When I worked at Petsmart, they made me use the forklift without certification. I'm so lucky I got out of that job before the corrupting power of uncertified forklift use drove me mad. Petsmart but Peopledumb.
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Apr 30, 2023 16:55
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Icochet posted:If you're a true forklift operator you just know it. It's sad how people focus on some stupid certificate. Bunch of posers How many times did you fail your forklift license test?
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Apr 30, 2023 17:16
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Forklifts are too powerful to be used by the untrained. Real forklift operators understand that it takes grueling minutes of training to truly become one with the machine.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Forklifts are too powerful to be used by the untrained. Real forklift operators understand that it takes grueling minutes of training to truly become one with the machine. lol when i was 17 working on a building site i got about half an hours training on one of these  and then it was my job to just hang out all day and cut blocks and bricks to whatever sizes the brickies wanted. its amazing i still have both my hands and all my fingers
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