Liquid Death

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Escape From Noise

The water for social influencers.

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 05:35

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# ? May 3, 2024 16:13

Escape From Noise

What if a can of water...had a skull on it? It's a whole new paradigm.

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 05:36

Escape From Noise

Celebrating as I reach 1k subscribers on YouTube when Joe Rogan bursts through the front door and puts me in an arm bar, refusing to let go until I've consumed several cans on camera to show my followers.

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 06:15

Stoner Sloth

liquid death is stored in the balls :ocelot:

# ? Apr 30, 2023 14:27

Finger Prince

What if La Croix, only 🤘metal🤘?

# ? Apr 30, 2023 14:35

Escape From Noise

Stoner Sloth posted:

liquid death is stored in the balls

You're thinking of "Buzz Balls"

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# ? Apr 30, 2023 15:33

Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

What if La Croix, only 🤘metal🤘?

Steve O sets me on fire and shakes his head with disapproval as I try to douse the flames with the case of Liquid Death^{^TM} the company provided for the sponsorship deal.

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# ? May 1, 2023 09:46

Goons Are Gifts

Something something 1x/month??

# ? May 1, 2023 19:31

Dumb Sex-Parrot

sorry I lost my internet reading glasses, is this the liquid dad thread?

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# ? May 1, 2023 20:00

slowfreq

WATER they thinking?!

# ? May 2, 2023 01:09

Finger Prince

Give me Liquid or give me Death!

# ? May 2, 2023 01:17

calhoun: Can't post for 5 hours!

Finger Prince posted:

Give me Liquid or give me Death!

So one baptism?

# ? May 2, 2023 02:34

Finger Prince

calhoun posted:

So one baptism?

It's been a long time since I went to Sunday school so maybe it's different now, but I'm pretty sure you still die if even you're baptized.

# ? May 2, 2023 02:37

calhoun: Can't post for 5 hours!

Finger Prince posted:

It's been a long time since I went to Sunday school so maybe it's different now, but I'm pretty sure you still die if even you're baptized.

Yeah, you need a river to be baptized.

# ? May 2, 2023 02:41

Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

It's been a long time since I went to Sunday school so maybe it's different now, but I'm pretty sure you still die if even you're baptized.

Uh, no. You live forever in The Kingdom of Heaven. Nerd.

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# ? May 2, 2023 03:35

Finger Prince

Escape From Noise posted:

Uh, no. You live forever in The Kingdom of Heaven. Nerd.

Maybe if it was the self governing collective of heaven, I'd have paid more attention.

# ? May 2, 2023 07:50

Escape From Noise

Finger Prince posted:

Maybe if it was the self governing collective of heaven, I'd have paid more attention.

God put Mastodon on Earth to test our faith.

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# ? May 2, 2023 09:05

Snuff Melange: ______________

...some men,
you just can't reach.
______________

maybe it tastes good -- are we all just assuming the worst?

# ? May 2, 2023 19:47

Finger Prince

Snuff Melange posted:

maybe it tastes good -- are we all just assuming the worst?

The lime one is good. It's very lightly sweetened so it's not just like lime La Croix, but it's not diabetes in a can like soda. The plain one is just normal sparkling spring water type stuff like you'd get in Europe, only it's in an edgy can.

# ? May 2, 2023 22:01

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Snuff Melange posted:

maybe it tastes good -- are we all just assuming the worst?

honestly it's pretty good, but i can't let myself become an Artisan Water Drinker

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# ? May 2, 2023 23:01

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

liquid sustainer for the hydrologists among us

# ? May 2, 2023 23:07

Escape From Noise

Snuff Melange posted:

maybe it tastes good -- are we all just assuming the worst?

My assumption is that it tastes like water. Like San Pellegrino or something.

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# ? May 3, 2023 00:03

google THIS

Putting Liquid Death in the freezer then suing them for false advertising, and probably also the mess in my freezer

# ? May 3, 2023 00:28

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

google THIS posted:

Putting Liquid Death in the freezer then suing them for false advertising, and probably also the mess in my freezer

Fill an ice cube tray with Liquid Death, then stick a toothpick in each cube before freezing. What a fun summer treat!

# ? May 3, 2023 00:39

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Buttchocks posted:

Fill an ice cube tray with Liquid Death, then stick a toothpick in each cube before freezing. What a fun summer treat!

lol

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# ? May 3, 2023 01:16

teemolover42069: by Fluffdaddy

Buttchocks posted:

Fill an ice cube tray with Liquid Death, then stick a toothpick in each cube before freezing. What a fun summer treat!

ice what you did there

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# ? May 3, 2023 01:38

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

im gonna make a rival brand of canned water. im calling it "future piss"

thanks Manifisto!

# ? May 3, 2023 02:10

nut

taking a big ol swiggle and turning to the co-hosts and telling them how high I used to ollie

# ? May 3, 2023 03:16

calhoun: Can't post for 5 hours!

FOXDIE?!

# ? May 3, 2023 18:13

Slumpy

black rifle water

slumpy

# ? May 3, 2023 18:40

Escape From Noise

But what if my Liquid Death^{^TM} gets warm before I have a chance to crack it open?

[Wiz Khalifa gestures at a Yeti Cooler^{^TM}]

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# ? May 4, 2023 08:40

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Water... in a can?!?!?!

# ? May 7, 2023 20:53

Escape From Noise

The Hello Machine posted:

Water... in a can?!?!?!

For tatted dads.

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# ? May 7, 2023 20:56

Finger Prince

Escape From Noise posted:

For tatted dads.

Absolutely ripped 5'7 45 year old dude covered in tattoos, with a beard down to his navel, a backwards fitted flat brimmed baseball cap, and a child carrier backpack, drinking liquid death because beer isn't keto.

# ? May 7, 2023 22:06