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So I googled THIS and the origin story is literally exactly what you'd predict, just some guy thinking "What if we marketed sparkling water like an energy drink?" |
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May 24, 2023 04:32
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Of course they did NFTs.
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May 24, 2023 04:34
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Honestly, I appreciate the chutzpah. I would buy it and drink it anyway, just because I enjoy sparkling water, subtly flavored or not. |
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Finger Prince posted:Honestly, I appreciate the chutzpah. I'm sure it's fine. I just think it's really funny to make the marketing for water EXTREEEEEEME! They also make tea and soda with cringey metal names now.
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May 24, 2023 04:43
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remembered this again lol
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Wikipedia posted:Liquid Death also introduced three flavored carbonated beverages including Mango Chainsaw, Severed Lime, and Berry It Alive.[10] Unlike their unflavored seltzer these flavored carbonated beverages (“sparkling waters”) are actually akin to all-natural, low-calorie sodas as they not only contained added natural flavorings/extracts but also acidulants and some added sugar (from agave nectar) as well. In March 2023, the company announced sale of three tea flavors: Armless Palmer, Grim Leafer, and Rest in Peach, which contain agave nectar and 30 mgs of caffeine.[11]
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May 24, 2023 06:29
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Introducing Arizona Iced tea with metal album titles and a skull and Izze with metal album titles and a skull.
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May 24, 2023 06:32
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Murder your thirst!
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i went to a movie theatre and liquid death was my only option to get a water and it cost more than a soda somehow |
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Khanstant posted:i went to a movie theatre and liquid death was my only option to get a water and it cost more than a soda somehow Uh, that's because it BRVTALLY MVRDERS your thirst! HTH.
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May 24, 2023 06:38
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Also it's positioning itself to be, and I'm not kidding about this, a lifestyle brand. Goop for metalheads.
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May 24, 2023 06:41
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Liquid Death flavor names: Involuntary Canslaughter Homocider Dismember-Mint
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May 24, 2023 07:12
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Blueberric Plague
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May 24, 2023 07:14
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Escape From Noise posted:Blueberric Plague That's a good one. Print the cans. |
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May 24, 2023 07:19
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Decapricotation
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May 24, 2023 08:04
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May 24, 2023 13:21
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New concept: Dangerous bagged tea Earl Grave Camomile (comes in an ammo crate) Die Tea Blood-tte Painglish Deadfist |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Liquid Death flavor names: I'm gonna have to put the kibosh on that second one. This is metal sparkling water, no homo. |
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May 24, 2023 16:01
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google THIS posted:New concept: Dangerous bagged tea Orange Pekill |
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google THIS posted:So I googled THIS and the origin story is literally exactly what you'd predict, just some guy thinking "What if we marketed sparkling water like an energy drink?" This is really irritating me. Like they should at least put arsenic in it or something, not just slap a flaming skull on a La Croix can. |
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cruft posted:This is really irritating me. I don't think the skull is flaming. But it is absolutely a product of pure marketing. Wikipedia posted:Delaware native Mike Cessario, a graphic designer[13] who previously worked as a Netflix creative director,[14] was inspired to create Liquid Death after watching a Vans Warped Tour in 2009, in which concert goers would drink water out of Monster Energy cans to stay hydrated. Cessario stated he wondered why no one had marketed water in a manner similar to Monster. For marketing, Cessario emphasized interestingness, which he believed would transition into organic shares on social media. Wikipedia again posted:The company originated with Cessario and three other partners, including a bartender and an artist. Wikipedia one last time posted:In 2019, Cessario stated the company's plan was to expand to bars, tattoo parlors, and certain barber shops in Los Angeles and Philadelphia as a "lifestyle play".[17] Cessario stated the brand was initially marketed towards straight edge adherents and fans of heavy metal music and punk rock. I just love the discord. Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 00:48 on May 25, 2023
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cruft posted:I'm gonna have to put the kibosh on that second one. This is metal sparkling water, no homo. This is Rob Halford erasure. 
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Escape From Noise posted:This is Rob Halford erasure. No, you're thinking of Judas Priest. Andy Bell was Erasure. |
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Escape From Noise posted:I just love the discord. Wait, hold up. You joined the Liquid Death discord? What's going on there? |
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Honestly it's pretty much the same price as Bubly but tastes a little better in account of the tiny bit of sugar (agave syrup, whatever, same thing) that they add. You don't usually see melon or mango Bubly at the gas station either. |
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cruft posted:Wait, hold up. You joined the Liquid Death discord? What's going on there? I meant discord. As in all the booze related stuff with the marketing but also appealing to straight edge.
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cruft posted:Wait, hold up. You joined the Liquid Death discord? What's going on there? <XtremeJoe82> Just slammed another Liquid Death! <DethDrinkr18> Hell yes brother! DEATH 4 LYFE! <LiquidLouis> DEATH 4 LYFE! <XtremeJoe82> DEATH 4 LYFE! |
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Finger Prince posted:Honestly it's pretty much the same price as Bubly but tastes a little better in account of the tiny bit of sugar (agave syrup, whatever, same thing) that they add. You don't usually see melon or mango Bubly at the gas station either. That's fine. I'm still gonna make fun of it though.
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Drawn and Kiwartered
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May 25, 2023 00:42
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Hammer Smashed Grape
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May 25, 2023 00:49
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Escape From Noise posted:That's fine. As you should. As we all should. It is idiot water. |
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May 25, 2023 01:09
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Escape From Noise posted:Hammer Smashed Grape |
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Agent Orange Puddle of Blood Orange Blown to Peaches Fruit Punch (the skull has fists)
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Wait! No! Hammer Smashed Grapes!
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Anal Currant
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big black turnout posted:Anal Currant
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