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Crush Keule Destroy
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 09:47 on May 25, 2023
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May 25, 2023 09:25
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manhattan project |
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May 25, 2023 12:26
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Insane Açailum |
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May 25, 2023 14:48
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Stoner Sloth posted:manhattan project Cherrynobyl
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May 25, 2023 14:50
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Finger Prince posted:Insane Açailum
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May 25, 2023 14:50
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Cranibal Killer
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May 25, 2023 15:09
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Finger Prince posted:Insane Açailum
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May 25, 2023 15:32
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Wait... Crannibal Holocaust
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May 25, 2023 15:49
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Escape From Noise posted:Wait... Crannibal Holocaust Crannibal Corpse, surely. |
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May 25, 2023 16:13
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Finger Prince posted:Crannibal Corpse, surely. Felt like I went to that well a few too many times.
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May 25, 2023 18:48
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Escape From Noise posted:Felt like I went to that well a few too many times. That well is never dry, it is full of mildly flavored carbonated water...of death |
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May 25, 2023 21:58
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Pomutilated
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May 26, 2023 02:51
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Is cobra-chicken berry any good? Or is it too 'internet' for liquid death? |
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May 26, 2023 03:34
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May 26, 2023 20:14
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Liquid Death makes iced tea now, apparently. I got an Armless Palmer.  Trip report: pretty tasty. |
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Jul 6, 2023 22:09
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That must make golfing difficult |
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Jul 6, 2023 22:33
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Finger Prince posted:Liquid Death makes iced tea now, apparently. Get with the times, grandpa! *Takes huge leap off ramp on BMX bike to slam dunk a FLAMING SKULL through an F-14!*
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Jul 7, 2023 03:43
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It's not going to be much longer before they come full circle and just start making energy drinks.
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Jul 7, 2023 03:46
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But theirs will be "all natural".
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Jul 7, 2023 03:47
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I hope they name their energy drink something tranquil and pastoral sounding just to subvert expectations Something like "mountain dew" |
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Jul 7, 2023 04:18
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google THIS posted:I hope they name their energy drink something tranquil and pastoral sounding just to subvert expectations Nothing as pure and close to nature as moonshine IMHO
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Jul 7, 2023 04:27
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If anything they'll escalate the naming. Like when that brewery named a bunch of beers after serial rapists/killers.
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Jul 7, 2023 04:28
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Escape From Noise posted:But theirs will be "all natural". Their energy drink will be a lightly sweetened seltzer with slightly less caffeine than a small coffee and a tincture of taurine. |
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Jul 7, 2023 05:37
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Finger Prince posted:Their energy drink will be a lightly sweetened seltzer with slightly less caffeine than a small coffee and a tincture of taurine. It'll just be Monster without the food coloring plus whatever snake oil supplements Joe Rogan is shilling for at the time of production.
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Jul 7, 2023 06:09
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Cranking the stereo in my midsized passenger van to blast Sepultura and crushing a mixer pack of Liquid Death as I wait in the parking lot for my oldest to finish up soccer practice.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Aug 22, 2023
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Aug 22, 2023 03:27
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Escape From Noise posted:Cranking the stereo in my midsized passenger van to blast Sepultura and crushing a mixer pack of Liquid Death as I wait in the parking lot for my oldest to finish up soccer practice. That paints such a picture |
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Aug 22, 2023 03:44
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Finger Prince posted:That paints such a picture It's a lifestyle.
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Aug 22, 2023 04:20
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Commercial idea: A group of subdued tubby white suburban dads are lounging under a pergola, sipping LaCroix and listening to "Smoke on the Water" at a reasonable volume on a Bluetooth speaker. Pan over to another yard, where a slightly more lively, slightly less tubby group of white suburban dads are lounging under a slightly fancier pergola, sipping Liquid Death and listening to "Smoke on the Water" slightly louder on a slightly larger Bluetooth speaker, one that even has a couple of LED lights. |
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Aug 22, 2023 04:22
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