M_Gargantua posted:

The Dems could start with actually doing some good advertising and local political pushes. Think of all those town council races and local Board of Eds to which $50k is a kingdom.

I want them to actually do the things

But signal boosting the few good things they did do is a start

And advertising what they want to do and what republicans are doing opposite is also going to be good.

Instead they are mice. AoC and Fetterman are exceptions to the rule

facialimpediment posted:

Wire fraud, unemployment fraud, money laundering, and lying to Congress:

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1656288177949233160?t=Rh4iwCF3vXJi-9W_tUZfFA&s=19

bulletsponge13 posted:

I turned down proper mental Healthcare because the Army wouldn't take me if I took antidepressants, and I was afraid they'd find out.

They will give me a missile launcher, though.

fknlo posted:

Except it leads to people completely ignoring their mental health. Like completely completely ignoring it.

Ataxerxes posted:

We have such sights to show you...

CBJSprague24 posted:

In case you thought Rudy getting serviced while on the phone with Trump wasn't absurd enough:

https://twitter.com/KeithOlbermann/status/1658201258656759809?t=reQh8dsVmRTXM7KphvTtDg&s=19

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Are you trying to start a war with Japan? This is a mortal insult

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

https://fortune.com/2023/05/18/china-belt-road-loans-pakistan-sri-lanka-africa-collapse-economic-instability/amp/

China calling loans due, this is my surprised face

War Boi posted:

I’m laughing at the idea of the PRC doing anything militarily other than unifying Taiwan. (I’m no fan of this) And obviously anywhere they’re bordering. Xi May have global military power projection ambitions, but the vast, vast, majority of Chinese are loving not vibing with that poo poo at all.

Like… I’m trying to remember the last time the PRC was at war outside of driving distance from their border.

Surely it’s happened, but I’m hard pressed to recall it.

Taiwan is literally the geopolitical version of the little blonde college gal w/ braces and knee highs sitting on the couch surrounded by a basketball starting line up’s worth of guys who are all in white boxers and tees.

Edit:
You know the photo I’m talking about.
Except the dudes all have the same face and it’s Chairman Pooh.. err I mean Xi.
I’m not good at photoshop or I’d make it myself and post it in a NSFW thread or spoiler it or something lol.

Crab Dad posted:

I’m trying to picture China dealing with an insurgency in some African port it takes over.

Pine Cone Jones posted:

Why does anyone go to Vegas

Mustang posted:

It loving kills me that those degenerates have such an outsized influence and power over the course of our country. Jesus Christ.

Alan Smithee posted:

Always love that he was going to blow up Nazis with an RPG-7

Must have used his future archaeology on that

pantslesswithwolves posted:

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1661071111499530241?s=20

HE'S RUNNING

This promises to be a must-see event, especially if all of the prayers I've been sending to the Elder Gods come through and something really, really funny happens with an exploding Tesla and a SpaceX rocket.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

My man, I don’t thinkI was clear. I’m talking about being able to order carts that have your cannabinoids and terpenes of choice in the precise amount you want them. I’m talking like, mixed just for you. Not, ‘oh look Wal-Mart has 40 flavors of ice cream in the ice cream aisle let me pick one’, I’m talking about cold stone creamery, son.

If it doesn’t exist inside of 5 years I’m starting it.

Wasabi the J posted: