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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

and it was moving. It kept moving. I kept moving. Whoa.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Treadmills own :yeah:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Cardio blows

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I looked at the treadmills today and that was about it for cardio had to pump iron instead, op

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

It's important to stretch before and after vigorous exercise :hai:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

gently caress that I ain’t got time for that

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Treadmills are okay but ellipticals are where it's at

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Or stairmasters if u want a juicy booty

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Nooner posted:

Treadmills are okay but ellipticals are where it's at

Ellipitcals are better because they have lower impact. Save your knees.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Nooner posted:

Treadmills are okay but ellipticals are where it's at

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i cant get into any of that. just wearing my worn out sambas runnin miles on the pavement is what i need

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
That was a good idea OP. You should learn to run faster. A lot faster.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Were you able to take off?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Chief McHeath posted:

I looked at the treadmills today and that was about it for cardio had to pump iron instead, op

I did both today! :smug:

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I could never do calisthenics but I like anything that can build your heart,

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Ellipitcals are better because they have lower impact. Save your knees.

Treadmills allow me to use my hands which means I can play videogames. TV isn't distracting enough.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Dancd Dancd Revolution

stephen_falken
Mar 28, 2023

by the sex ghost
Hell yes, I have a Sole F-80. Work that sh*t my friend, it's 10x better than walking streets, you'll f*ck yourself up banging concrete. I use mine on the daily. w00t

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
heck I just go for a walk in god's great nature

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jgq-vo-UGM

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Duck and Cover posted:

and it was moving. It kept moving. I kept moving. Whoa.

That's a pretty rude nickname to give someone OP.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTAAsCNK7RA

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Treadmills not nearly as cool as windmills

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

satanic splash-back posted:

Treadmills not nearly as cool as windmills

imagine making a treadmill that could run a millstone.

I wonder if someone has thought of doing this yet...

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

sometimes it feels like life is one big treadmill, op. i keep running and running, but i never get anywhere. also life makes an annoying squeaky sound if it's not perfectly level.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
only thing less fun than picking up weight and setting it down again is running in place. fail.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I can’t use treadmills because my extra long hog always gets caught in the belt. Sucks.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I can’t use treadmills because my extra long hog always gets caught in the belt. Sucks.

you and your wife shouldn't be on the treadmill at the same time that's dangerous

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

you and your wife shouldn't be on the treadmill at the same time that's dangerous

lol

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I can’t use treadmills because my extra long hog always gets caught in the belt. Sucks.

same except my huge pig balls style balls

naem
May 29, 2011

EorayMel posted:

Treadmills own :yeah:

agreed but only when you have privacy

in a gym with rows of them it gets annoying I just want to get lost in my thoughts

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

stephen_falken posted:

Hell yes, I have a Sole F-80. Work that sh*t my friend, it's 10x better than walking streets, you'll f*ck yourself up banging concrete. I use mine on the daily. w00t



I wish I had my own treadmill. :smith: Being able to work out without people saying seeing my gross, fat, flabby body jiggling all over the place would be a delight.

edit: never too late to fix a typo

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 17:23 on May 3, 2023

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
The best cardio is whatever machine is behind a really good butt.

RoboBoogie
Sep 18, 2008

YeahTubaMike posted:

I wish I had my own treadmill. :smith: Being able to work out without people saying my gross, fat, flabby body jiggling all over the place would be a delight.

Do you mean seeing? Because anyone commenting on it would be pretty bloody rude.

No one is going to judge your body at the gym. You’re working out and doing something about it. Everyone starts from somewhere.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

YeahTubaMike posted:

I wish I had my own treadmill. :smith: Being able to work out without people saying my gross, fat, flabby body jiggling all over the place would be a delight.

psssst.... nobody cares how you look at the gym. In fact most people there are p cool.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

RoboBoogie posted:

Do you mean seeing? Because anyone commenting on it would be pretty bloody rude.

Yes, indeed I did.

Tarkus posted:

psssst.... nobody cares how you look at the gym. In fact most people there are p cool.

In my head, I know they don't care. This is kind of like when people say that spiders are actually helpful because they kill bugs -- like, duh, but I'm still freaked out by them. :ohdear:

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

YeahTubaMike posted:

I wish I had my own treadmill. :smith: Being able to work out without people saying seeing my gross, fat, flabby body jiggling all over the place would be a delight.

edit: never too late to fix a typo

I like to think a lot of the beautiful gym people were gross, fat, flabby body jiggling all over the place when they started coming there.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I want to buy a treadmill. Please give me recs

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

kntfkr posted:

The best cardio is whatever machine is behind a really good butt.

browsing the equipment at the sporting goods store and asking the sales rep about which one has the least slippery control panel for very vague reasons

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Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009

Oh Don Piano posted:

browsing the equipment at the sporting goods store and asking the sales rep about which one has the least slippery control panel for very vague reasons

for putting a silicone rubber rear end on it, that was the joke and basically i forgot to mention that part.

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