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Recently my work decided to tune into Bewitched during my early break because there's nothing else on at that time, and half the episodes are the husband screaming at his wife and mother-in-law about witchcraft and whatever other random poo poo. He literally has no personality besides throwing temper tantrums like a loving toddler just because his wife's mother is daring trying to make her daughter and granddaughter happy. He has some loving issues and should chill out or shut the gently caress up. Meanwhile I'll catch the last few minutes of I Dream of Jeannie and Major Nelson seems completely loving chill about her using magic. It probably helps that the guy's a loving astronaut and doesn't have the mountain of insecurities Darren has. Kinda wish I was watching that show instead. Sorry but I really needed to vent about this fifty-year-old sitcom.
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# ? May 3, 2023 23:47 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:08 |
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L I T E R A L L Y no personality
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# ? May 3, 2023 23:48 |
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His personality is a voice screaming in an infinite void, forever.
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# ? May 3, 2023 23:53 |
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Witchcraft is blaspemous and that lady is going to hell
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# ? May 3, 2023 23:53 |
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yeah id blow him
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# ? May 3, 2023 23:53 |
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Not like Crash Bandicoot who is a devout methodist
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# ? May 3, 2023 23:53 |
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There were two actors who played the man on bewitched and they were both named Dick lmao
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# ? May 3, 2023 23:56 |
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Which Dick was it?
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# ? May 3, 2023 23:56 |
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i never saw bewitched but i dream of jeannie was a good show. voted 4.
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# ? May 3, 2023 23:58 |
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I like how now that the episodes are aired in HD you can really tell how completely fuckin hammered Larry Hagman was in every episode
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# ? May 4, 2023 00:05 |
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haljordan posted:I like how now that the episodes are aired in HD you can really tell how completely fuckin hammered Larry Hagman was in every episode Wasnt every man in america drunk 24/7 in the 60s?
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# ? May 4, 2023 00:33 |
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:Wasnt every man in america drunk 24/7 in the 60s? P much also every woman
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# ? May 4, 2023 00:50 |
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He landed on the moon, drat it!
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:03 |
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I’ve had this same thought since I was like 8, OP. He’s got a smoking hot wife that literally solves all of his problems by magic, and this needledick dweeb is always chewing her out about it because “oh what will the neighbors think” He’s like an ad man in the 50s, too, so his entire day consists of rounding up doctors to talk about how healthy smoking is or whatwver
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:37 |
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Bewitched, more like Webitched (about lovely old tv shows)
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:44 |
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:There were two actors who played the man on bewitched and they were both named Dick lmao Dick York. Dick Sargent. Sergeant York. *brain explodes*
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:47 |
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there's at least one episode wherein it's established that Samantha gets sick if she doesn't perform witchcraft every so often, but he's still completely, militantly against letting her cast anything at all Endora was right about him: Darren was a controlling rear end in a top hat
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:53 |
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ok genesplicer
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# ? May 4, 2023 01:58 |
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When the gently caress was bewitched even on the tube
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:03 |
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:When the gently caress was bewitched even on the tube It's on every morning on Logo
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:03 |
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imagine being married to a hot witch, the hottest of professions, and still being a total bitch. God drat I love samantha and I hate darren
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:11 |
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Darren was uptight because he was a gay man in a sham marriage in the 60’s.
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:21 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:imagine being married to a hot witch, the hottest of professions, and still being a total bitch. God drat I love samantha and I hate darren
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:22 |
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well duh he's an astronaut
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:23 |
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Lol, this dude’s name is Darren. He should be thanking his lucky stars she doesn’t magick him into the little worm he really is. Advertising… what a bitchass.
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# ? May 4, 2023 02:31 |
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Samantha and Endora rule, Darren drools (because he’s probably under a spell).
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# ? May 4, 2023 03:10 |
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The spell is to boogie.
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# ? May 4, 2023 03:25 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Samantha and Endora rule, Darren drools (because he’s probably under a spell). Dr. Bombay also owns pretty hard
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# ? May 4, 2023 03:26 |
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Jinkies! It was Ralph Furley all along. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nRjKC_OEcY
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# ? May 4, 2023 03:27 |
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StarkRavingMad posted:Dr. Bombay also owns pretty hard All the witches and warlocks were cool peeps.
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:15 |
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They should have had a crossover episode with I Dream Of Jeannie where Samantha tells Jeannie that she wishes she had a cool husband instead of this nerd and Jeannie just clones Major Nelson and now there’s two Major Nelsons (cool dudes) boning both the hot wives and being cool astronauts and other hijinks.
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:22 |
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:28 |
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If the husband was an in I Dream Of Jeannie, did he ever like bring an alien home by accident? I feel like pretty much every sitcom could of been improved with an alien sub-plot or two.
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:34 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Samantha and Endora rule, Darren drools (because he’s probably under a spell). What about Uncle Arthur, played by Paul "Center Square" Lynde?
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:42 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY1xKy81Ox0
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:45 |
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Elizabeth Montgomery was one of my very first crushes and Bewitched is almost certainly why I love witches
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:52 |
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its the most accurate representation of a cis het male on tv, op
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# ? May 4, 2023 04:54 |
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Mega64 posted:Recently my work decided to tune into Bewitched during my early break because there's nothing else on at that time, and half the episodes are the husband screaming at his wife and mother-in-law about witchcraft and whatever other random poo poo. He literally has no personality besides throwing temper tantrums like a loving toddler just because his wife's mother is daring trying to make her daughter and granddaughter happy. He has some loving issues and should chill out or shut the gently caress up. Darren feels like less of a man because his wife is so powerful. So he shrieks at her until she thinks it’s just easier to pretend to be a “regular” housewife. I guess cause she doesn’t want to tell her mom that she was right and Darren sucks? Darren is also a massive rear end-kisser, if I remember correctly, at his corporate advertising firm and is terrified his boss will find out that his wife isn’t “normal”. Such a weaner. I can’t imagine his creative career is helped by his lovely attitude towards women in general. But now I wanna find the ones with the Samantha’s gay uncle as the guest to see how those play now that I’m an adult. I don’t think I’ve watched bewitched since I was kid, but I liked it better then, probably because Jeanie was dumb as gently caress and Samantha did not seem stupid, aside from who she chose to marry.
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# ? May 4, 2023 07:22 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:They should have had a crossover episode with I Dream Of Jeannie where Samantha tells Jeannie that she wishes she had a cool husband instead of this nerd and Jeannie just clones Major Nelson and now there’s two Major Nelsons (cool dudes) boning both the hot wives and being cool astronauts and other hijinks. AI should be able to do it soonish.
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# ? May 4, 2023 07:35 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 05:08 |
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They look like night of the living dead zombies Samantha what are you doing with this clown?
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