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Escape From Noise

But not just any shoes! The kind of shoes you only see on Instagram.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

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Escape From Noise

Woah! First I don't have to use a shoe horn, or my fingat, or nuttin'? And I just slip them on? But THEN I can stomp on some friggin' nails and glass without cuttin' my foot???



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Shoes, betch


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Personally I am generally in favor of shoes


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Especially if spelled shooz


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Or shoozies


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Post the shoes op


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


EFN buy the shoes


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Viginti Septem

Oculus Noctuae
These shoes cost three hundred loving dollars

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig! :)

Escape From Noise

Viginti Septem posted:

These shoes cost three hundred loving dollars

Yeah, but that's the price of being an influencer.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Mummy Napkin
omg shoes

Escape From Noise

SUN DAWG posted:

omg shoes

:mods:



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Viginti Septem posted:

These shoes cost three hundred loving dollars

The shoes are literally 20-dollar bills taped around your feet.

Escape From Noise

Buttchocks posted:

The shoes are literally 20-dollar bills taped around your feet.

What if my feet are really small?



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

Escape From Noise posted:

What if my feet are really small?

5-dollar bills.

Wait,

Ominous Jazz

Big D is chillin' over here
Wasteland style

i bought instagram shoes and let me tell you; they're WORTH it

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The past tense of shoes is shoze

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

The past tense of shoes is shoze

How many did you have? Four shoze.

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
these shoes rule.
these shoes suck.




thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

calhoun
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
shoes fly

Ass-penny

yeah my shoes are all thrashed from the various labour I'm forced into to avoid starvation so I guess if I want to not look like a slob I'm buying a third goddamn pair of shoes. can't say I'm thrilled.

Mummy Napkin
https://youtu.be/1dafGXML0fY

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
if only there was some sort of music that i could listen to while i gaze at shoes



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

FutonForensic

do NOT buy shoes.


treasure bear

what makes you think you deserve shoes

Escape From Noise

treasure bear posted:

what makes you think you deserve shoes

I'm an IK, so I just deserve the nicer things in life.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Shoes are for closers

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


thinking about buying the red bomberman shoes but I only play with the green bomberman

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Ass-penny

Chill la Chill posted:

thinking about buying the red bomberman shoes but I only play with the green bomberman

red and green are complimentary colors and sometimes that looks fly :shrug:

slowfreq

Step 1: Get shoes
Step 2: Gaze at the shoes

FutonForensic

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Shoes are for closers

Shoes are for toes, sirs


Ass-penny

FutonForensic posted:

Shoes are for toes, sirs

are flip flops not shoes too?

conclusion: shoes are for soles.

google THIS

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Shoes are for closers

Snowshoes are for hosers

Chill la Chill

Don't lose your gay


rear end-penny posted:

red and green are complimentary colors and sometimes that looks fly :shrug:

they don't make the green bomber man shoes :negative:

Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan


thank you matoi and vanisher for the sigs, lovely dad for the cool av

Ass-penny

Chill la Chill posted:

they don't make the green bomber man shoes :negative:

:sever:

RepeatingMeme


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


look pal if you get shoes people are gonna start expecting you to walk and poo poo. not worth it imo



Thanks Justa Dandelion, Dumb Sex-Parrot, deep dish peat moss!

Escape From Noise

RepeatingMeme posted:

look pal if you get shoes people are gonna start expecting you to walk and poo poo. not worth it imo

If I don't poo poo what else am I supposed to do on company time?



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Where can I obtain shoos? Should I post in FYAD?

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
the emperor's Instagram shoes. only visible in photos, not to the naked eye

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hark

I'm sleep

Ominous Jazz posted:


i bought instagram shoes and let me tell you; they're WORTH it

is that fuckin Guernica?!?

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