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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
It's a board game with colors and a little cute dog and I think it was invented by a lady and then men stole it like DNA, so a lot of similarities to the 1990s video game Parasite Eve

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

They had a bunch of game pieces left over from some other junk so that's why you have the random player game pieces like cannon, iron, dragon with h dick, Scottie dog

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
all the video game versions are bad, so no

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Free Parking

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
The NES game for Pictionary was weird as hell

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Private Cumshoe posted:

The NES game for Pictionary was weird as hell

That title screen theme loving SLAPS, though.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


they should add the socialist rules that the lady made up for it in the original version: https://landlordsgame.info/games/lgp-1932/lgp-1932_rules.pdf

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

I call the scottie dog

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

RavenousScoot posted:

I call the scottie dog

I call dragon w dick

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
list better board games

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I okayed a couple of months ago.

I was the shoe.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
with a ruleset you can explain to a normal person

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
perhaps you would like checkers?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
i like clue

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

Smugworth posted:

I call dragon w dick

ok but I'm sinking the battleship :colbert:

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
That is the single most, predictable, and BORING thing that anybody could EVER say whilst playing Monopoly.

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

ok but I'm passing go AND collecting $200 :colbert:

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...
I only play STRIP monopoly! :D

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Bula Vinaka posted:

That is the single most, predictable, and BORING thing that anybody could EVER say whilst playing Monopoly.

That's why I stink the battleship and do a fart on it

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Bea Nanner posted:

list better board games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXeC32huB0k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCy3hHCGpjA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L45D6rl5Dtw

edit: We used to watch this video all the time as kids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCL-0-zacZ4

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
The best board game is Culdcept

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

Everyone who's cool plays HyperMononpoly now. Its just like regular Monopoly but there is a bonus round where everyone races to stuff the most little green houses up their asses.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Space Kablooey posted:

they should add the socialist rules that the lady made up for it in the original version: https://landlordsgame.info/games/lgp-1932/lgp-1932_rules.pdf

The socialist version is even more unpleasant to play than the capitalist version.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It stands for "Mono Poly" which is a contradiction imo.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
We need more IP-based Monopoly special editions that no one plays.

Ready Player One Monopoly is references to other board games.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
They should make a version that plays itself so we could all watch it together from a secret discord

Budzilla
Oct 14, 2007

We can all learn from our past mistakes.

RavenousScoot posted:

I call the scottie dog

it can mount the car surprisingly easy

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Landlords:The Musical.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's like playing craps but crappier.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




More like Monotony

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I played a NES game called Taboo, OP. You read tarot cards and I found out it was created by Rare while checking the name just now.

Lol
Lmao

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

Monopoly Tycoon was amazing.

Slums for all! Slums and newspaper stands!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I demand money from anyone who stops on my street even for a second. I have a knife

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Take a ride on my reading lol

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Regular Monopoly? Of course not, that would be absurd.

A version of Monopoly that is customized for the town I live in, where all the properties are local landmarks? Obviously.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Slugworth posted:

Regular Monopoly? Of course not, that would be absurd.

A version of Monopoly that is customized for the town I live in, where all the properties are local landmarks? Obviously.

What if you live in New Jersey though.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What if you live in New Jersey though.
Do I smell like I live in New Jersey?

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Has anyone ever played a whole game from start to finish?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Private Cumshoe posted:

It's a board game with colors and a little cute dog and I think it was invented by a lady and then men stole it like DNA, so a lot of similarities to the 1990s video game Parasite Eve

I call the mitochondria piece.

Do you want to be the pregnant woman, or the baby?

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Monopoly is fuckin great.

While I was in jail we would play Monopoly for upwards of 16 hours at a time. Over and over and over. We could fly through it so fast; the math is easy and becomes rote, the banker is effectively just the guy handing out cash as quickly as he can. And the game is so easily scalable that it's super easy to modify; we made our own version using stolen razor blades, contraband cardboard and crayons.

Later in life I just had it printed and it rocks.



Monopoly and Craps are extremely similar, to me. There is "strategy" but it mostly has to do with making good bets, knowing when to mortgage and when to unmortgage, etc.

There's a trading element but once you're very familiar with the value of things, it's not really any different from mortgaging/unmortgaging, unless the person you're trading with is being a little bitch or is new to the game and won't give up Indiana Ave IT DOES NOTHING FOR YOU YOU'RE JUST BEING SOUR ACCEPT THE OFFER

A friend of mine have been wanting to hook up four Monopoly boards together (Standard, Harley Davidson, Star Wars, and a fourth one I can't recall now) and play a massive marathon, but we can't get anyone to play because I guess it's too cool or we're too cool, I don't know :(

credburn fucked around with this message at 13:53 on May 6, 2023

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