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Staff would be constantly bewildered by decades old references, would learn right quick not to search for any of them. "You got me last time with that Ron Paul Lemon Party but I had the last laugh Mr Dinsdale, your grandkids should be calling about receiving your teenage attempts at goth poetry!"
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artisan posting gloves made on site
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May 6, 2023 18:56
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some krusty wall decals
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Entrance like the gynecology building in patch adams except its goatse No stairs whatsoever though
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make sure the stairs are insulated for craft days, glass jars are available for either shoving up our asses OR filling with cum. if you choose the latter, a pony will be provided.
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May 6, 2023 19:13
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I slept wrong and my sciatica is killing me! this is a real post and I am getting old he;lp
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May 6, 2023 19:15
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Can we get a certain hot dog man from Reform Alabama to be the chef?
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May 6, 2023 19:18
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Dunno about amenities but the house should be made of load bearing drywall
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May 6, 2023 19:20
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MrQwerty posted:I slept wrong and my sciatica is killing me! good, good *waves you off to the Brain Yearning, Only Best ward* it's turquoise/blue in there, you'll like it
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This, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IySI_7LXmM ...but it's a 2000's replica town.
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Massage Therapist: Microwave's Mom.
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Can't we just ask Genesplicer where he lives?
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Sauna night where we see who eats rear end for real
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The amount of STIs skyrocket once residents figure out that everyone is "cool" and not a cop.
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this probably goes without saying, but we are talking about a sea-steading retirement community, yes?
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other than Sardines eaten over the sink in the Tin with a fork, and tendies - what would some good lunch menu options be for the gourmet goon?
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gently caress you shut the gently caress up e: voted 2 dee eight fucked around with this message at 21:36 on May 6, 2023 |
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May 6, 2023 21:30
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The TikToks about being old and just repeating sounds and catch phrases is gonna be true. Lol
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dee eight posted:gently caress you what the gently caress did you just say mister Shut The gently caress UP? also known as STFU??? HUH STUf??? you stupid *extremely shrill teenager voice out of nowhere* BIIiiiittcccccccp *cough* Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hardawn posted:The TikToks about being old and just repeating sounds and catch phrases is gonna be true. Lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AZDaW3GLQw
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AEMINAL posted:what the gently caress did you just say mister Shut The gently caress UP? also known as STFU??? changed my vote to 1
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May 6, 2023 21:37
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a steady supply of kfc scented firelogs
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 Ofc by the time GOONS are ready to retire, none of us will drink. Just a shitload of old awkward dudes high as loving kites 24/7
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Hammerite posted:a room where they have fox news on at top volume. just like every other retirement home except that everyone is hate watching it instead of sincere watching it Lol! Gonna need some big graphics monitors for ms paint FOX mockery activities. Hopefully most of us will remember that it is a digital display and there will be a minimal need to erase dry erase markers drawings or, in worst case, sharpie drawings. There also needs to be a sharpie safe for days when alcohol and subsequent dick drawings on the passed-out residents
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I'm 35 and I have to write everything down or i won't remember it at all. I have braces for my knees and my back and my shoulders. Where's my balsam specific and smecklers powder?
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i'll be 37 this year. i almost died at the end of december/early january. currently, i am just trying to keep my sanity in check and my dogs okay since they're all sick (we vaccinated but something broke through our vaccinations and I've got at least two with pneumonia and hoping nobody else gets it and we all end up with full recoveries). but we kind of have this idea hatching already; at least, we wanna be close enough that we can help out a friend on her farm and maybe a couple of others. we have a farm of our own. neighbors close enough to take care of each other so when we're 40-50 and start breaking hips, it isn't as serious. none of us have kids or are interested in them. maybe foster or foster/adoption situations, but not pregnancies and all that mess.
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just work until you fall in the field and then they haul you to the knacker-men
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AEMINAL posted:other than Sardines eaten over the sink in the Tin with a fork, and tendies - what would some good lunch menu options be for the gourmet goon? Chicken cheese Boring chili from an aggressively written recipe
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Without work how would my life have meaning Am I just a series of bad posts?
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AEMINAL posted:other than Sardines eaten over the sink in the Tin with a fork, and tendies - what would some good lunch menu options be for the gourmet goon? Lasagna and meatloaf
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Smugworth posted:Without work how would my life have meaning You can be Ward King It's like an orderly or supervising nurse except the only real authority is what you convince yourself you have and nobody respects you any more than the other inmates
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:You can be Ward King Do I get to dole out petty punishments to my enemies, because if so I'm in
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May 7, 2023 01:22
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20 loyal years on this site should get me some kind of privelege
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So many soiled bed sheets and pants. So many.
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I pity the bastard who has to coordinate the mt dew deliveries
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May 7, 2023 01:27
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Don’t worry guys, it’s under construction as we speak 
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Smugworth posted:Do I get to dole out petty punishments to my enemies, because if so I'm in Dude that's the only reason for the position That and to keep you from getting any actual power
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as you wander through the shadowy halls of the Let's Play wing, you hear the mumbling and cackling of an elderly crone, as though she were recounting a story to a friend. "...well, this next room had me in a pretty pickle, yes indeed. But then I remembered the potion I'd purchased earlier! One bottle topped off all my heart containers perfectly, leaving me ready to finally finish off the boss! So then..." as you step closer to the door of the crone's room, you notice that she's simply describing her actions as her gnarled fingers crawl around a tired old SNES controller. The CRT TV before her is shut off; the room, terrifyingly squalid and dark; and the companion she regales is a mummified corpse
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Bored posted:Lol! Gonna need some big graphics monitors for ms paint FOX mockery activities. Hopefully most of us will remember that it is a digital display and there will be a minimal need to erase dry erase markers drawings or, in worst case, sharpie drawings. bro did you know if you put sharpie on a dry erase board then write over it with a dry erase marker then erase it the sharpie part erases too
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it blew my loving mind!!
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